【键盘侠】球迷高喊“JB”干扰唐斯罚球|简直是“丧心病狂”！
2018-10-21 18:42:30 来源：零点吧
Mav fans chant "Jimmy Butler" as KAT misses his free throw
独行侠球迷在唐斯罚球时高喊“吉米-巴特勒”，然后唐斯罚丢了……
达拉斯独行侠今天坐镇主场以140-136险胜明尼苏达森林狼，状态回暖的唐斯拿下31分5篮板，但是他还是受到了现场球迷的“影响”。在比赛还剩1分41秒的时候，森林狼以126-131落后独行侠5分，走上罚球线的唐斯在现场球迷“吉米-巴特勒”的呼喊声中，首罚刷框而出。
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[–]the_icon32 2101 points 6 hours ago
Imagine 20,000 people hearing about your petty drama with Kathy at work and screaming her name in your face while you're trying to complete a deadline.
想象一下，有20000人听说了你和凯茜妹子的那档子破事儿，然后在你想要赶在截止日前交作业的时候，这两万人当着你的面狂喊凯茜的名字……
[–]Lakers iWant_To_Play_A_Game 678 points 6 hours ago
Damn. I don't even know who she is, but fuck Kathy
湖人球迷：靠哦。我都不知道那妹子是谁，无所谓了，去踏马的凯茜
[–][SAS] Tim Duncan justalemontree 582 points 6 hours ago
Kathy dominated the office in every way. Kathy's back.
邓肯球迷：凯茜全方位地支配着办公室。凯茜回来了！
[–]Mavericks rgbweston 71 points 5 hours ago
She's so good.
独行侠球迷：那她是真的很棒。
[–]Thunder EwokaFlockaFlame 15 points 6 hours ago
Kathy is always yelling at us how she does everything.
雷霆球迷：这凯茜总在冲我们咆哮她有多努力啊。
[–]Heat Shaquille0Neal 17 points 4 hours ago
We fucking need her
热火球迷：我们特么的需要她！（之前的吉米-巴特勒离队风波中，沃神爆料称，JB在那次带三队横扫球队主力之后，对着教练组大喷“你们特么的需要我！”）
[–]Hawks ThinkSoftware 160 points 6 hours ago
Kathy: ""Who is the most talented worker in our office -- Mary. Who is the most God-gifted worker in our office -- Sarah. Who works the hardest? Me!"
老鹰球迷：凯茜：“谁是咱们办公室最有天赋的员工——玛丽。谁是咱们办公室最被老天赏饭吃的员工——莎拉。那谁最努力呢？我！”（还是在那次风波中，巴特勒在一次接受采访时大吐苦水：“我不是队里实力最强的球员。谁最有实力？唐斯；谁有上帝赋予的天赋？维金斯；谁打球最努力？我！我打球向来努力。”）
[–]bbqoyster 53 points 5 hours ago
“Who has a Harvard MBA - Mary. Who’s got the the biggest tits - Sarah. Who sticks around jerking the boss off under the desk - Me!”
“谁有哈佛大学的MBA学位——玛丽。谁的胸最大——莎拉。谁在桌子下面给老板打飞机——我！”
[–]legendary24_8 4 points 4 hours ago
Jimmy Butler confirmed jerking his boss off
照你这意思，是说巴特勒给老板DFJ无疑了。
[–]Warriors PM_ME_YOUR_JUMPSHOT 8 points 3 hours ago
Sarah MVP
勇士球迷：那么MVP是莎拉的了！
[–]Wizards LastRedCoat 41 points 5 hours ago
We fucking need Kathy
奇才球迷：我们特么的需要凯茜啊！
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[–]Warriors FranciscoTavares 1058 points 7 hours ago
These guys lmao
勇士球迷：这帮独行侠球迷真会玩啊，哈哈哈
[–]Nuggets hyperadhd 13 points 7 hours ago
Savages
掘金球迷：太残暴了。
[–]Raptors SavePoonerman 19 points 7 hours ago
That is legit fucking hysterical
这种操作可真他么的丧心病狂啊。
[–]Raptors ahobbledehoy 22 points 6 hours ago
as a dude who sat beside two drunk dudes that started a wave in a baseball stadium, the men who starts these chants deserve a beer
那个发动现场球迷为唐斯“欢呼”的哥们儿坐在两个醉汉旁边，然后他们仨在场馆内掀起了声浪，大锅豁啤酒！
[–]Celtics cggdas 58 points 7 hours ago
LMAO
凯尔特人球迷：笑死老夫了。
[–]Mavericks Bonerkiin 19 points 5 hours ago
I was at the game. Joined the heckle, it happened every free throw. Was hilarious every time.
独行侠球迷：我当时就在现场啊，也跟着凑了热闹，每次罚球都会高喊“吉米-巴特勒”。6的不行啊。
[–][DAL] Harrison Barnes Le_Paradoxical 292 points 7 hours ago
It was so much fun to join in on that chant
哈里森-巴恩斯球迷：跟着大家伙一起闹真的是太有意思了。
[–][OKC] Terrance Ferguson captainsausagetits 87 points 7 hours ago
You were there? Was it loud?
雷霆球迷：你们在现场？声音大吗？
[–][DAL] Harrison Barnes Le_Paradoxical 181 points 7 hours ago
I’m still there, and it was pretty loud. It’s nice to know it paid off when KAT missed that freethrow
哈里森-巴恩斯球迷：我还在呢，当时声音可大了。而且更爽的是，唐斯因此还罚丢了。
[–]Mavericks shindohikaru 96 points 6 hours ago
It's going to be the official chant when KAT shoots FTs on away courts.
独行侠球迷：以后唐斯在客场打比赛有罚球的时候，这就会成为官方“欢呼”了。
[–]Lakers erizzluh 14 points 3 hours ago
might even be chanted at home games too
i might actually start feeling bad for kat
湖人球迷：说不定连主场也会有这种“欢呼”呢。我真感觉有点对不住唐斯了。
[–]Spurs GGezpzMuppy 573 points 6 hours ago
All Mav fans are redditors, even their owner.
马刺球迷：全体独行侠球迷都玩零点吧的，甚至连他们老板都是。
[–][DAL] Dennis Rodman wonderboy0 259 points 6 hours ago
Mavs fan can confirm, am redditor
独行侠球迷：我这个牛迷作证，我是零点吧用户。
[–]Raptors carofdoom123 29 points 6 hours ago
How do you know for sure your a redditor?
猛龙球迷：那你怎么证实你就是零点吧用户？
[–][DAL] Dennis Rodman wonderboy0 66 points 6 hours ago
Fuck KD
That good enough?
独行侠球迷：杜兰特欠X，这样够了吗？
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[–][GSW] Klay Thompson Nyhrox 637 points 7 hours ago
Jimmy is living in KAT's head rent free
克莱-汤普森球迷：巴特勒住进唐斯的脑子里了，还是免租金的。
[–]Heat tiethy 13 points 5 hours ago
And he invited 20,000 Mavs fans in
热火球迷：他还邀请2万个独行侠球迷去做客……
[–]Rockets Houston_sucks 642 points 7 hours ago
That was out of nowhere best shit ever. AND HE MISSED!
火箭球迷：这种球迷的即兴操作真是史上最骚了。而且唐斯还罚！丢！了！
[–]shaolin_acc 110 points 6 hours ago
this kinda shit is essential for basketball to take its place as a truly global sport, futbol is way ahead of us when it comes to crowd participation in this kind of drama
这种骚操作对于篮球运动来说是必要的，毕竟可以巩固篮球作为真正的全球性运动的地位。就球迷群体参与到这种娱乐性的戏剧场面而言，足球在这方面领先不少啊。
[–]Celtics deadfeesh 131 points 7 hours ago
if you dont like that you dont like NBA basketball
凯尔特人球迷：要是有人连这种玩笑都不喜欢的话，那他就是不喜欢NBA了。
[–]Lakers Shay038 330 points 7 hours ago
KAT’s gonna have to do some big things to change his reputation. Jimmy Butler totally dad dicked him and made him look like a beta lmaoooo
湖人球迷：唐斯要采取点大动作来挽回声誉了，他在吉米-巴特勒面前就是个弟弟啊。
[–]Lakers yuhanz 158 points 6 hours ago
The Virgin KAT vs the Chad Jimmy
湖人球迷：处男唐斯（受到同情但是不受欢迎）vs渣男巴特勒（很受欢迎但是人品不佳）
[–]Thunder ETERNAL_DALMATIAN 37 points 6 hours ago
KAT played very well down the stretch this game.
雷霆球迷：唐斯这场比赛关键时刻打得还是很好的。
[–][NYK] Renaldo Balkmanblosweed 11 points 5 hours ago
KAT already had a reputation for being soft before this. It sure as hell isn’t changing now lol
尼克斯球迷：唐斯在这场比赛之前就已经被大家诟病太软了。现在这特么是没法逃脱了，哈哈哈
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编译：云长刮个痧