【键盘侠】湖人正式无缘季后赛|西部赛区没有“国王”
2019-03-24 14:10:47 来源：零点吧
THE LOS ANGELES LAKERS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM PLAYOFF CONTENTION.
洛杉矶湖人已经无缘季后赛。
With their loss tonight to the Nets, the Lakers are now officially eliminated from making the playoffs.
This is the first time in 14 years that Lebron has missed the playoffs, and marks the end of his streak of 8 consecutive NBA Finals appearances.
输给篮网过后，湖人现在已正式在季后赛席位的争夺中被淘汰出局。
这是14年来詹姆斯首次无缘季后赛，也标志着他连续八次进入总决赛的纪录终结。
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[–][POR] Damian Lillard Familyguy35 177 points 21 hours ago
FOR THE 6TH STRAIGHT SEASON TOO. SO BEAUTIFUL
开拓者球迷：这还是湖人连着第六个赛季无缘季后赛呢！太美妙了！
[–]duck1ings 49 points 21 hours ago
I haven't watched the NBA this season, I'm just here because the lakers are eliminated
我这个赛季还没看NBA，来这里就是因为湖人进不了季后赛。
[–][MIN] Karl-Anthony Towns Wholyy 39 points 21 hours ago
Lmao laker fans early in the season thinking they would make the western conference finals
森林狼球迷：哈哈哈哈，湖蜜赛季初还觉得他们能打进西部决赛呢。
[–][GSW] JaVale McGee ashwinr136 29 points 21 hours ago
LeTSGOTOCANCUN
勇士球迷：坎昆走起！！！
[–][LAL] Kobe Bryant Chop_Artista 2343 points 20 hours ago
This dramatically reduces our chances of playing in the2019 WCF.
湖人球迷：这极大地削弱了我们打进2019年西部决赛的几率。
[–]Timberwolves SteveBorden 395 points 20 hours ago
How so?
森林狼球迷：此话怎讲？
[–]Warriors bluelightnings 518 points 19 hours ago
0 x 0 = 0
勇士球迷：0x0=0
[–]Heat t obyflenderson1 467 points 21 hours ago
LEBRON IS GONE
热火球迷：詹姆斯远去了。
[–]Raptors AIverson3 254 points 21 hours ago*
Is this your King?
猛龙球迷：这就是你们的国王？
[–]Trail Blazers Dark_child 67 points 20 hours ago
This is the western conference. We have no king.
开拓者球迷：这里是西部赛区。我们没有国王。
[–]west brooks2ndstylist 352 points 20 hours ago
Welcome to the West
欢迎来到西部！
[–]Warriors iorch421 132 points 20 hours ago
Toronto is chugging beers rn
勇士球迷：多伦多人在举杯庆贺了。
[–]Raptors Dick_Hammerbush 3850 points 20 hours ago
He can't hurt us anymore.
猛龙球迷：他再也不能伤害我们了。
[–]76ers BloodBath718 1635 points 20 hours ago
BREAKING NEWS LeBron James has been traded to the Brooklyn Nets via trade
76人球迷：突发：勒布朗-詹姆斯已经被交易到布鲁克林篮网！
[–]Raptors The_Unknown98 3380 points 20 hours ago
LeBron really got eliminated from Finals contention before April.
猛龙球迷：詹姆斯还真就在4月份之前就从决赛的竞争中被淘汰出局了啊
[–]SpiderBoi1000 1173 points 20 hours ago
LeBron in playoff mode now
现在詹姆斯是季后赛模式了。
[–]Raptors Toronto416ix 416 points 20 hours ago
Elimination mode activated
猛龙球迷：淘汰模式激活。
[–]Heat thatguywiththecamry 81 points 21 hours ago
Lebron is Tired.
热火球迷：詹姆斯累了。
[–]Cavaliers HighVoltLemonBattery 161 points 20 hours ago
Give us back LeBron, you guys don't know how to play with him
骑士球迷：把詹姆斯还给我们，你们这帮人不知道怎么在他身边打球。
[–]Spurs BRAD_POPOVICH 473 points 21 hours ago
imagine adding lebron to your team and still failing to make playoffs and possibly doing worse than the year before
马刺球迷：队里引进了詹姆斯，居然还进不了季后赛，而且有可能比上赛季的战绩还差，这是怎样的情况。
[–]Celtics CaptainGronk69 1436 points 21 hours ago*
Imagine adding “the best player in the world” to the “best young core in the league” and still missing the playoffs.
Imagine being the 4th best team in your own state.
Imagine not even being the best team in your own city.
The Lakers logo is literally an L.
The Lakers haven’t won a playoff game in 2500 days.
凯尔特人球迷：“联盟最强的年轻核心阵容”加入了“世界上最好的球员”，居然还无缘季后赛？
他们只是加州第四好的球队，这是什么感受？
甚至还不是洛城最好的球队，这又是什么感受？
湖人的LOGO真的是种失败。
湖人已经有2500天没有赢得过一场季后赛胜利了。
[–][DEN] Jusuf Nurkic kunt_kicker 516 points 21 hours ago
Dodgers lost in the World Series and the Rams in the Super Bowl. Tough time for LA fans.
掘金球迷：洛杉矶道奇输掉了世界系列赛，洛杉矶公羊输掉了超级碗。洛杉矶体育迷这段时间不好过啊。
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[–]Hawks Kreykelly 141 points 21 hours ago
I want to thank everyone for making this possible
老鹰球迷：我想感谢每一个让这事儿成真的人。
[–]Hawks Bobby-Samsonite 64 points 21 hours ago
mostly Magic and Pelinka for assembling that squad and injuries and Luke Walton and his terrible staff.
老鹰球迷：那主要还是感谢魔术师和佩林卡，因为他们组建了这支球队，还要感谢伤病、沃顿和他那菜鸡的教练团队。
[–][NJN] Vince Carter GetBuckets13182 152 points 21 hours ago
YOU ARE WELCOME ALL! I DONT WANNA HEAR ANYMORE DRAFT PICK JOKES, WE DID THIS FOR THE CULTURE
篮网球迷：大家伙儿不用客气！我不想再听到什么选秀签的笑话了！！！我们是为了重塑球队的文化才这么做的！！
[–]rebal123 48 points 21 hours ago
Haha all debts settled. Good job Nets.
哈哈哈哈，篮网的账都扯清了。干得漂亮，篮网！
[–]Rockets BandwagonDottestHudes 225 points 21 hours ago
DLO REALLY DID IT
火箭球迷：拉塞尔真的做到了！
[–]Nets lawmemer 79 points 21 hours ago
D'Angelo gets his revenge, sweet victory indeed.
篮网球迷：拉塞尔复仇成功，这确实是一场美妙的胜利。
[–][PHI] Joel Embiid MaleficentTiger 68 points 20 hours ago
Seeing how well DLo, Lopez, and Randle are doing is the worst part. Magic Johnson is a true embarrassment.
76人球迷：湖蜜最难受的怕是看着拉塞尔、洛佩兹和兰德尔表现出色。魔术师真是大写的尴尬。
[–][BKN] Mehmet Okur MisterBellic 5377 points 21 hours ago
And less than two years later, D'Angelo Russell is leading his new team to the playoffs, while knocking his old team out of playoff contention. Poetic justice.
篮网球迷：在不到两年的时间里，拉塞尔带着新东家打进了季后赛，而且还把老东家赶出了季后赛的竞争。这是史诗级的正义。
[–]Pistons rando1817 1677 points 20 hours ago
His old team still hasn’t made it to the playoffs in that time period
活塞球迷：他的老东家在这段时间里还没打进季后赛呢。
[–]NBA oktravis 304 points 20 hours ago
and his old team got lebron james
而且他的老东家还有詹姆斯。
[–]Nets bgazela 221 points 20 hours ago
Yeah but his new team has Jared Dudley
篮网球迷：是的，可是他的新东家有杜德利啊。
[–]Raptors EdoWaldo 1219 points 20 hours ago
And his new team did it without their first round picks
猛龙球迷：而且他的新东家是在没有首轮签的情况下冲击季后赛。
[–]Pistons rando1817 143 points 20 hours ago
That’s some executive of the year worthy shit. Rebuilt a team with no firsts of their own
活塞球迷：这可是年度最佳经理人级别的操作啊。在自己没有首轮签的情况下重建球队。
[–][BOS] James Young SenorBlaze 147 points 19 hours ago
Sean Marks should win executive of the year for the next 10 years straight. Dude came into a barren cave of nothingness and turned it into a playoff team immediately.
凯尔特人球迷：肖恩-马克斯可是直接当选未来10年的年度最佳经理人了。这老哥把一支百废待兴的球队很快打造成了一支季后赛球队。
[–]Thunder newman796 870 points 20 hours ago
Dlo had 13 assists and had the highest +/- in this game. Magic should not be in the position he’s in
雷霆球迷：拉塞尔这场比赛有13个助攻，而且正负值全场最高。魔术师真该退位让贤了。
[–]Supersonics B-i-s-m-a-r-k 340 points 19 hours ago
A legit machine could do his job better just from stats analysis
超音速球迷：一台仅靠数据分析做决策的机器都能比魔术师做得更好。
[–]Lakers groovyJ__ 141 points 18 hours ago
If you would’ve said this last year I’d call you crazy, but now all I can do is agree. Magic’s decisions baffle the ever loving shit out of me.
湖人球迷：要是你上赛季这么说，那我觉得你疯了。不过现在我只能表示同意。魔术师的决策在消磨我以往对他的爱意。
[–]Hornets BOATSANDHOEZ 79 points 16 hours ago
Why would you have called him crazy? Anyone who has heard Magic do any sort of analysis or followed him on twitter prior to being GM could have told you it was going to be a disaster before he was ever hired. It would have been more shocking if he ended up being good.
黄蜂球迷：你干嘛会觉得别人疯了呢？那些听过魔术师做某种分析，或者是在他成为总经理之前就在推特上关注了魔术师的人，都会在他被聘用前告诉你，他成为总经理会是一个灾难。要是他做好了这份工作才会让人震惊。
[–][GSW] Kevin Durant shanetrey5 36 points 21 hours ago
FUCK MAGIC, D’ LO IS A MOTHERFUCKING LEADER
勇士球迷：傻X魔术师，拉塞尔特么就是个领袖！
[–][LAL] Brandon Ingram meengine 7895 points 20 hours ago
Magic wanted a leader. D'Angelo then lead us the way to Cancun.
湖人球迷：魔术师以前想要一个领袖。然后拉塞尔带领我们去了坎昆。
[–]Celtics goofygoober2 2135 points 20 hours ago
At least Magic is free to go on all the late night talk shows to start the tampering early
凯尔特人球迷：至少现在魔术师可以随便上那些深夜脱口秀节目，早早开始引诱其他球星了。
[–]Warriors captainsuperfuc 1010 points 20 hours ago
The Lakers just wasted a year of JaVale McGee's prime by putting scrubs like Lance Stevenson, LeBron James, and Michael Beasley around him. smh
勇士球迷：湖人浪费了麦基一年的巅峰期啊，居然给他配备史蒂芬森、詹姆斯和比斯利这些不入流的球员。哎……
[–]Lakers Curlybrac 425 points 21 hours ago
Fade me, fam.
Used to it now.
湖人球迷：了断我吧，老铁。
我现在都习惯了。
[–]Lakers Jayveesac 168 points 21 hours ago
Fuck Maginka
湖人球迷：傻X魔林卡！
[–]Have AGr8DayStranger 126 points 21 hours ago
Fr tho, every move they made has been neutral or negative. LeBron doesn’t count as a move by Maginka, he isn’t here cuz of Maginka, he was coming to LA regardless.
不过还真是的，他们每一个操作都是中立或者被动的。詹姆斯的到来不能算是魔林卡的操作，他来湖人可不是因为魔术师和佩林卡的努力，他是自己不管不顾地来洛杉矶的。
[–]Lakers AdolescentThug 47 points 20 hours ago
It's infuriating when everyone puts 100% of the blame on Luke.
Don't get me wrong, he's a part of the problem, but how the hell is he supposed to coach such a poorly constructed roster into the playoffs, in literally one of the most competitive conferences in NBA History.
湖人球迷：让人火大的是大家都把锅全甩给沃顿。
别误解我，沃顿是有部分责任，不过在今年西部这么一个NBA史上最具竞争力的分区里，沃顿面对着这么一套老弱病残的阵容，他尼玛还能怎么做？
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[–]Spurs OUisBack 1982 points 21 hours ago
EVERYBODY GET IN HERE
马刺球迷：大家都来这儿集合咯！
[–]Raptors MoggTheOtherTwin 667 points 21 hours ago
I was here
猛龙球迷：我早就在这儿等着了！
[–]Bulls Riderz_of_Brohan 300 points 21 hours ago
WE ARE ALL WITNESSES
公牛球迷：我们都是见证者！！！
[–]Pistons numberonecsgobettor 21 points 21 hours ago
Commenting so I am apart of history
活塞球迷：为了成为历史的一员我也评论下。
[–]Thunder newman796 1076 points 21 hours ago
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO.
JAVALE FUCKING MCGEE LED ALL LAKERS IN SCORING.
雷霆球迷：笑死老子了，贾维尔-特么的-麦基居然是湖人这场的得分王。
[–]Heat ringmasterbro 574 points 20 hours ago
AND REBOUNDING. THEY DIDN'T DESERVE THE REIGNING BACK TO BACK CHAMPION TBH
热火球迷：而且还是篮板王呢。说实话，他们配不上麦基这个连着两个赛季的卫冕冠军成员！
[–]Bucks PremierInferior 275 points 20 hours ago
Can Magic PLEASE get JaVale McGee some help??
雄鹿球迷：能麻烦魔术师给麦基找些帮手吗？？
[–]Pistons subMJM 35 points 21 hours ago
Can't win with them cats.
活塞球迷：没法和这些阿猫阿狗一起赢球。
[–][LAC] Lamar Odom dezthompson 470 points 21 hours ago
The top post all time in r/nba is Lebron joining the Lakers. Will this post surpass it?
快船球迷：此前这个专区最热的帖子是詹姆斯加盟湖人。那这条帖子会超过之前那条吗？
[–]Spurs grgriffin3 2000 points 21 hours ago
This is gonna be the most upvoted post of all time, isn't it.
马刺球迷：这个帖子会成为史上最热贴，对吧？
[–][TOR] Jorge Garbajosa wikiman2001 131 points 21 hours ago
You underestimate the power of laker fans
猛龙球迷：你小看了湖蜜的力量啊。
[–]Raptors lordkeith 1604 points 21 hours ago
Waiting for the "the golden state warriors have been eliminated from championship contention" post.
猛龙球迷：等着“金州勇士已正式从总冠军的争夺中被淘汰出局”的帖子吧。
[–]Bucks On_Adderall 640 points 21 hours ago
Gonna have to wait until at least 2020 for that one...
雄鹿球迷：那至少得等到2020年……
[–]Celtics pkosuda 390 points 20 hours ago
The other day at work I was like "I miss the brackets we used to do for the NBA Playoffs, we should do that again" and my friend just looked at me in silence until I realized by myself that there would be no point while the Warriors dynasty exists.
凯尔特人球迷：前天工作的时候，我说“我想念以往季后赛的那种对位竞猜了，我们应该再搞一次”，我的朋友就静静地看着我，然后我意识到了，只要勇士王朝还存在，这种竞猜就毫无意义。
[–]Rockets CaptainBlooper 30 points 20 hours ago
LeBron would make good trade bait for picks to build around McGee and Zion in the offseason.
火箭球迷：要是围绕着麦基和锡安建队的话，那詹姆斯在休赛期应该是个不错的选秀签交易物。
[–]Celtics CaptainGronk69 93 points 21 hours ago
Lakers fans furiously photoshopping Lakers jerseys on every all star
凯尔特人球迷：湖蜜愤怒地把每个全明星都P上了湖人球衣。
[–][GSW] Stephen Curry GSWarrior18 21 points 16 hours ago
Pretty sure once you become a Laker fan you automatically get a free Photoshop subscription
勇士球迷：一旦你成为了湖蜜，那你就自动拥有了免费的PS使用权，这点我很确信。
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