【键盘侠】球爹称湖人再不能夺冠|这个“麻烦”现在是鹈鹕的了
2019-06-17 15:58:04 来源：零点吧
Lonzo Ball's father on the Lakers trading his son: "I guarantee...it will be the worst move the Lakers ever did in their life and they will never win another championship. Guarantee it.".
郎佐-鲍尔的父亲对湖人送走鲍尔的交易感到愤怒：“我保证，这将是湖人有史以来最糟糕的交易，他们再也不会赢得总冠军了，我保证！”
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[–]76ers mc_315 1147 points 11 hours ago
he guarantees it
76人球迷：他保证了！
[–]Rockets cucuyu 2 points 8 hours ago
Good news is that he is always wrong
火箭球迷：好就好在球爹总是错的。
[–][OKC] Russell Westbrook BBallHunter 53 points 12 hours ago
Great, now they'll win.
雷霆球迷：这下好了，湖人要夺冠了。
[–]Kaldricus 8 points 11 hours ago
Honestly, I hope the Lakers win next year solely because of this comment lol
讲真，我希望湖人下赛季夺冠，纯粹就因为球爹的言论，哈哈哈
[–]Mavericks rustic_counter 2 points 5 hours ago
Lavar Ball. The Donald Trump of sports.
独行侠球迷：拉瓦尔-鲍尔，体育界的特朗普。
[–]Heat Number333 966 points 11 hours ago
I remember when Dan Gilbert said the Cavs would win a title before LeBron LMAO
热火球迷：我想起了当初丹-吉尔伯特说骑士会在詹姆斯之前赢得总冠军，哈哈哈哈（遥想当年詹姆斯做出”决定一“的时候，骑士老板便放言没有詹姆斯的骑士将比詹姆斯更早一步夺得冠军！）
[–]winter-r0se 302 points 11 hours ago
and pat riley said bron wouldn’t win after the heatles
莱利还说过詹姆斯离开热火后不会再夺冠呢
[–]Heat MostFroyo 61 points 10 hours ago*
Not sure where you pulled that from but he never said anything like that.
热火球迷：不确定你是从哪儿看到的，不过莱利从未说过这种话。
[–]Raptors Cheesegrater74 2237 points 12 hours ago
The dude beat jordan 1 on 1 so he knows what hes talking about when it comes to winning championships
猛龙球迷：老鲍尔是能在1v1中击败乔丹的人，所以说到夺冠这种事，他知道自己在说啥。
[–]Cavaliers A_Salt_Potato 26 points 8 hours ago
NEVA LOST
骑士球迷：毕竟单挑乔丹“保持不败”！
[–]jtgamenut 492 points 11 hours ago
With his arms tied behind his back
而且双手还绑在背后
[–][DET] Allen Iverson ArmVanDam 296 points 12 hours ago
Lavar's in grief denial stage
活塞球迷：老鲍尔现在处于自我否认伤痛期。
[–]Lakers CHINESE_HOTTIE 79 points 8 hours ago
that man is always in nonstop delusional stage
湖人球迷：他总是处于没完没了的妄想期。
[–]Lakers iStanley 23 points 6 hours ago
Honestly he’s just trolling. In the video he even looks like he’s about to break character and bust out laughing from the ridiculous shit he’s saying lmao
湖人球迷：说实话他就是在喷。你看那个采访视频，貌似他差点绷不住要笑出来了，因为他确实是一派胡言，哈哈哈
[–]92tilinfinityand 1740 points 10 hours ago
If Lonzo gets traded to the Bulls we are going to hear Lavar claim Lonzo will go down as the greatest Bull in history... with no irony at all.
如果鲍尔被送到公牛，那我们就会听到他爹说自己的儿子会成为史上最伟大的公牛球员……没一点讽刺的意思啊
[–]spyirl 8 points 4 hours ago
Lavar already said he's better than MJ
毕竟球爹说过，他比乔丹还强。
[–][CHI] Cameron Payne mcreschicago 444 points 8 hours ago
Wouldn’t even care tbh. Keep acting crazy so Lonzo’s trade value tanks and the Bulls can sweep in.
公牛球迷：老实说我压根不在意。他就继续这么胡扯就好，这样的话，小鲍尔的交易价值就会缩水，然后我牛就能趁火打劫了。
[–]Bucks Kevin_Jim 2 points an hour ago
The Bulls definitely need a PG. Honestly, it would be a good move.
雄鹿球迷：公牛确实需要一个控卫。要是鲍尔去的话，那会是一笔很棒的交易。
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[–][LAL] Kobe Bryant NotARealPenguinToday 4126 points 11 hours ago
He's yours now NO!
湖人球迷：他现在是你们的了，新奥尔良！
[–]SonofNamek 2848 points 11 hours ago
Lavar: When I said Lonzo will win in LA, I meant Louisiana.
老鲍尔：我之前说我儿会在LA建功立业，我指的是路易斯安娜。
[–]Pelicans Generic-username427 1121 points 11 hours ago
I'll allow it
鹈鹕球迷：我接受。
[–]Lakers Pardonme23 337 points 9 hours ago
Please don't convince yourself that his shooting motion is good. You'll know what I mean in due time.
湖人球迷：拜托哦，不要强行说服自己觉得鲍尔的投篮动作很好哦，你到时候就会知道我什么意思了。
[–]Cavaliers WordUp27 266 points 8 hours ago
I dont think he needs your advice, Even Helen Keller would think its a bad shooting form.
骑士球迷：我觉得他不需要你的建议，就连海伦-凯勒都能看出鲍尔的投篮姿势很差。
[–]WildYams 155 points 11 hours ago
Are the Pels gonna sign LiAngelo now?
鹈鹕现在要签二球了吗？
[–]Pelicans SaintsBeatEagles 190 points 11 hours ago
Another addition to a promising defensive group
鹈鹕球迷：那将是我们这套防守实力可期的阵容的又一补强。
[–]Jsussuhshs 145 points 10 hours ago
Steals/turnovers ratio is literally off the charts.
那抢断（也有偷窃之意）失误比真要破纪录了。
[–]2011_finals_lebron 79 points 10 hours ago
I don't know, Im pretty sure he had to turn the stolen goods back over when he got caught, call it 1:1.
搞不清楚，我记得他之前“抢断”货物失手被抓之后又被迫还回去了啊，这个抢断失误比是1吧。
[–][MIA] Hassan Whiteside heatup631 23 points 9 hours ago
he’s still young. he’ll improve
热火球迷：他还年轻嘛，会进步的。
[–]Spurs kawhi_tho 302 points 11 hours ago
I mean his dad may be crazy but I still think Lonzo is gonna be a great player
马刺球迷：我觉得吧，鲍尔他爹虽说疯言疯语，可是我还是认为鲍尔以后会很优秀。
[–][LAL] Kobe Bryant NotARealPenguinToday 194 points 11 hours ago
I do too, he wouldn't be part of a trade if he was a scrub
湖人球迷：我也是这么觉得的，要是他不行的话也不会被纳入交易之中。
[–]sigma5219 77 points 9 hours ago
Lonzo would be a perennial all-star if he didn't have a garbage jumper and a horrendous FT %.
鲍尔要不是跳投水罚球菜的话，是可以常年进入全明星的。
[–]MythicalGnome 318 points 9 hours ago
That's true for like half the league though.
不过你这话放到全联盟一半的球员身上都适用啊
[–]Celtics Sway40 264 points 9 hours ago
“Take away the two worst qualities of this player, and they’d be an all star!!”
凯尔特人球迷：“把这个球员最菜的两个技能拿走，他会成为全明星的！”
[–]Pacers haroldthegiraffe 90 points 8 hours ago
Doug McDermott would be a perennial all star if he could play man defense and handle the ball effectively
步行者球迷：麦克德莫特要是能有正常人的防守，而且高效处理球的话，他会常年进入全明星的
[–]Warriors manisier 61 points 6 hours ago
Isaiah Thomas would be an MVP if he was 7 feet tall
勇士球迷：小托马斯要是有2.13米，他就是MVP。
[–]Bulls anti_dan 14 points 6 hours ago
This is insulting to IT. He would easily win 5 MVPs. Even with the bad hip.
That's how sick being 7" is.
公牛球迷：你这话也太看不起小托马斯了。要真那样的话，他会轻松拿到5个MVP，哪怕臀部有伤也不在话下。2.13的他就是这么变态。
[–]Knicks Galactic 45 points 8 hours ago
Yeah "Giannis would be GOAT if he had a jumper". That's a big fuckin IF. How many players have entered the league with no jumper and ascended into greatness by suddenly developing a consistent jumper? Like 5? In 50+ years?
尼克斯球迷：“字母哥要是跳投很强的话就会是历史最强”。这种说法就特么是意淫。那些进入联盟时没有跳投然后稳定开发出这项技能且走向伟大的球员有多少？这50多年里能有5个？
[–]MythicalGnome 25 points 8 hours ago
Not many. Lonzo's shot is not gonna just magically become elite percentage wise. It rarely happens. Most true shooters show that gift by 18 to 21 at worst.
I couldn't really name someone as bad as Lonzo that improved to all-star type player in shooting. I'm sure they might be out there IDK.
并不多。鲍尔的投篮不会剧变成顶尖水准的。这种情况几乎没有。大多数真正的射手至少在18到21岁就展现出了这方面的天赋。至于说一开始投篮和鲍尔一样菜最后进步成全明星类型的球员，我还真说不出谁的名字。我相信或许有这样的人，说不清。
[–]Bucks FisterMantasticPHD 29 points 6 hours ago
Blake Griffin went from shooting less than 20% from three on only half an attempt a game to shooting 36% on 7 attempts per game.
雄鹿球迷：格林芬最初的三分命中率还不到20%，场均出手0.5次，后面就提升到了36%，场均出手7次。
[–]DancinginAshes 14 points 7 hours ago
Olajuwon......and a select few others. I believe the key is that they have to spend their offseasons working on the jumper rather than doing whatever it is they do that doesn't improve their jumper.
奥拉朱旺也算……还有几个人。我觉得关键在于他们必须在休赛期苦练跳投，而不是做一些与跳投无关的事。
[–][OKC] Russell Westbrook Reflectional_rectum 170 points 9 hours ago
the pelicans are going to be what everyone thought the Timberwolves would be
雷霆球迷：鹈鹕会成为大家当初眼中森林狼的样子。
[–]Timberwolves chromeelephant 21 points 7 hours ago
You're just mad because the worst player in the league suddenly becomes a superstar and dad dicks you guys every time we play you
森林狼球迷：你就是气急败坏，因为我们每次打你们的时候，联盟最水球员突然间化身超巨吊打你们。
[–][LAL] Julius Randle NickVanExellence 193 points 8 hours ago
As long as nobody decides to Wigg out
湖人球迷：只要这支鹈鹕没人维金斯化就行。
[–]West BROCKHAMPTOM 86 points 8 hours ago
Ingram lmao
英格拉姆，哈哈哈哈
[–][LAL] Pau Gasol Litsazor 79 points 8 hours ago
From what i see in Lakers, Ingram is very hardworking. As long as he stays healthy he will keep improving.
湖人球迷：就我在湖人的观察来说，英格拉姆还是非常拼的。只要他身体健康，他就会继续进步的。
[–]Supersonics yesmam420 35 points 8 hours ago
Nah bro Ingram is a baller. Did u see him post all star break ?
超音速球迷：莺歌可是很猛的。没看过他在全明星之后的那波表现吗？
[–]Real-2-Real 56 points 7 hours ago
Did you see Wiggins post all star break at the same age Ingram is now?
那你看过维金斯在莺歌这个年纪的时候在全明星之后的表现吗？
[–]Lakers spyson 16 points 5 hours ago
Yeah, and Brandon is a much better defensive player.
湖人球迷：当然啊，莺歌的防守可要强太多了。
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[–]Nuggets chingy1337 64 points 12 hours ago
Oh shut the fuck up dude. Can't you see how you're fucking up your son's career?
掘金球迷：闭上你这张臭嘴吧，伙计。难道你没看到你正在破坏你儿子的职业生涯？
[–]Troll_Sauce 58 points 11 hours ago
Dudes got a Kardashian sized ego with all of the ass in the wrong place.
老鲍尔的自我感觉和卡戴珊一样好，只不过他的巨臀长错了地方。
[–]Klowraptors95 24 points 10 hours ago
Since I heard the trade went down I have been waiting for a salty Lavar reaction
自打我听到湖人和鹈鹕的交易之后，就一直在等着老鲍尔出来酸。
[–]Hornets SSNappa 909 points 12 hours ago
The curse has been placed
黄蜂球迷：诅咒已经下了。
[–][BOS] Kevin Garnett echsandwich 189 points 12 hours ago
Rip the Lakers, can't escape the Big Baller Curse now
凯尔特人球迷：安息吧湖人，你们现在逃脱不了老鲍的诅咒。
[–]Nets Lambchops_Legion 45 points 11 hours ago
gonna draft LaMelo next year
篮网球迷：明年选三球就好了。
[–]KjITNWILA123321 371 points 12 hours ago
What happened to Lonzo winning ROY and leading the Lakers to the playoffs?
他当初说他儿子拿下最佳新秀带领湖人冲进季后赛后会咋样来着？
[–]Knicks little_shit_timmy 272 points 11 hours ago
if he wasn’t injured for most of last season he would have carried the lakers to the finals and then bron comes back from groin injury and finishes the raptors in the finals
尼克斯球迷：要是小鲍上赛季没那么多伤，他本能扛着湖人进入总决赛，然后老詹从腹股沟伤势中复出，在总决赛里了断猛龙。
[–]Pelicans gogglesup859 71 points 11 hours ago
He also said that LiAngelo was better than Zion but here we are.
鹈鹕球迷：老鲍之前还说二球比锡安强呢，可我们还不是有了今天。
[–]Aymase 76 points 10 hours ago
And with the first pick in the NBA draft, the New Orleans Pelicans select... LiAngelo Ball!
你们拿着选秀的状元签，然后鹈鹕在选秀大会上选中了……二球！！！
[–]Pelicans gogglesup859 88 points 10 hours ago
When you have an opportunity to sign the lowest rated member of the 2017 UCLA recruiting class, you just can't pass it up.
鹈鹕球迷：毕竟人家是2017年那届UCLA球员里排名最低的，你要是有机会签下他，那可不能错过！
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[–]Pistons rando1817 1019 points 12 hours ago
Lol
活塞球迷：哈哈哈哈哈
[–][TOR] OG Anunoby KlawMVP 581 points 12 hours ago
Lmao he said if you get the 3 ball brothers you can survive this
猛龙球迷：哈哈，他说要是你能集齐球家三兄弟，你就能求得生存。
[–]NBA urfaselol 1257 points 12 hours ago
we need to unban LaVar.
咱们这个论坛必须得解禁“拉瓦尔”。
[–][BOS] Jaylen Brown OrangeKookie 440 points 12 hours ago
for the offseason at least
凯尔特人球迷：至少休赛期可以。
[–]NBA urfaselol 313 points 12 hours ago
"LaVar Ball" gets autofiltered in this subreddit which is why "Lonzo Ball's Father" is in the title of this post lol
“拉瓦尔-鲍尔”这个名字被论坛自动过滤掉了，所以这篇帖子的标题里用的是“朗佐-鲍尔的父亲”，哈哈哈哈哈
[–]Lakers MightBeJerryWest 132 points 12 hours ago
Lmao I love the “Lonzo Ball’s Father”
湖人球迷：哈哈，我喜欢“鲍尔他爸”这个称呼
[–][LAL] Lonzo Ball KingOfAllTheQuarters 179 points 11 hours ago
My favorite was, “Lonzo’s cousin’s uncle”
湖人球迷：我最喜欢的是“鲍尔表哥他叔”
[–]Mavericks lalakingmalibog 58 points 10 hours ago
And we are all his nephews
独行侠球迷：我们都是他侄子。
[–]Cavaliers SaxRohmer 16 points 11 hours ago
Nah that clown doesn’t need any attention. That’s all he tries to do.
骑士球迷：不，不能给那个小丑热度了，这就是他的目的。
[–][ATL] Paul Millsap Jfklikeskfc 162 points 12 hours ago
Oh how you all forget
老鹰球迷：你们咋能这么健忘呢
[–][LAL] Lonzo Ball SDF05 76 points 11 hours ago
People forget everything when the Lakers don't have them anymore. Just wait for the critical analysis of why the Lakers such by giving away Lonzo and Ingram for nothing.
湖人球迷：只要那人不是湖人的人了，大家就会很健忘。你们就等着看吧，会有人出来喷我湖为啥要平白无故放走鲍尔和莺歌的。
[–][ATL] Paul Millsap Jfklikeskfc 94 points 11 hours ago
Lmao in the trade post people were already boosting lonzo and Ingram like they hadn’t been shitting on them their entire pro careers
老鹰球迷：笑死我了，你们这笔交易之后已经有人开始吹鲍尔和莺歌了，那些人搞得好像之前没喷过他俩一样。
[–]stepback-one 92 points 11 hours ago
Crazily enough, this sub is actually a collection of individuals with a variety of occasionally opposing opinions. Wild, I know.
扯得很，这个论坛真的是一帮自我观点对立的个体的集合地。很偏激，我懂。
[–]Lakers Gristle__McThornbody 80 points 12 hours ago
I would be willing to give up three more first rounders if it meant getting rid of Lavar. His 15 minutes are up.
湖人球迷：要是我的话，如果能处理掉老鲍尔，我愿意再加三个首轮签。他的热度也到头了。
[–]Bucks energizerbunny11 17 points 10 hours ago
I love Lonzo out of LA solely so there's less opportunity for a mike to be in this dude's face
雄鹿球迷：我希望鲍尔离开洛杉矶，仅仅因为这样一来，他爹就没那么多机会在媒体面前抛头露面了。
[–]T0PCHee5e 26 points 9 hours ago
What's almost as confusing to me is all the people who came out saying "lavar is just a father who loves his sons". Give me a fucking break. That's the biggest load of reductive horse shit to me.
很让我懵逼的是，很多人还出来说啥“老鲍的所作所为只是一个父亲疼爱儿子的表现”。可特么消停点吧。这是我听过最扯淡的话。
[–]West side_Easy 15 points 7 hours ago
Exactly. "I'm not helping Lonzo with his free throws because the Lakers don't pay me for it." I hate that shit. You do that out of love for your son. Nothing more, nothing less. Lavar's a fucking leech.
就是。“我不会帮我儿练罚球，因为湖人没给我钱。”这是什么狗屁，你爱你儿子就要帮他啊，没有其他的理由。老鲍就特么是只寄生虫。
[–]batteryramdar 167 points 11 hours ago*
this man was always a clown. The media embraced him for a little bit because he brought good ratings. He cost his middle son a shot at UCLA and Melo might not even make the league. BBB was a waste of time and Zo should have aimed for a 100+ million Nike endorsement, and then flipped that money into billions the way everyone else tries to do it: investing in startups. Competing with Nike/Addidas is a huge waste of time. In a few years, when Zo is washed up and the other two never even played a minute in the NBA, we'll look back on an attention hungry father whose 15 minutes of fame cost his 3 sons hundreds of millions.
这货一直都是个小丑。媒体有点喜欢他，因为有收视率。他浪费掉了二球在UCLA历练的机会，三球甚至都不一定进得了联盟。创建BBB这个品牌纯粹浪费时间，鲍尔当初本该拿下1亿多的耐克球鞋合同，然后再像其他球员一样投资创业型公司钱生钱。球爹想和耐克、阿迪这种公司竞争完全是浪费时间。再过些年，等到鲍尔能力下滑了，另外两球甚至都不能在NBA打上一分钟，咱们再回过头来看看这个火速出名又极度渴望曝光度的球爹是怎么把三个儿子赚大钱的机会挥霍掉的。
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