键盘侠|49亿人出生方得见新王加冕?? 詹姆斯无愧天选之子
2023-02-08 16:20:12 来源：零点吧
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[Highlight] LeBron James is now the scoring King in the NBA
[高光历史时刻]勒布朗-詹姆斯成为NBA历史得分王
[–]Lakers Lead@LakersLead
TONIGHT, WE ARE ALL WITNESSES
湖人球迷：今晚，我们都是见证者！
[–]PelicansBean315 564 points an hour ago
If you love basketball, stuff like this is why.
鹈鹕球迷：如果你爱篮球，见证此种时刻就是爱的理由
[–]SpursGGezpzMuppy 160 points 40 minutes ago
we are all witnesses, he fucking did it. The fucking hype and pressure on this guy and he became “The Chosen One”
马刺球迷：我们都是见证者，他真的做到了！铺天盖地的宣传，这家伙不知道承受了多少压力，可他仍能不负“天选之子”之名
[–]PistonsZiOnIsNeXtLeBrOn 836 points an hour ago*
One of the greatest moments in NBA History.
Congrats to LeBron.
This is probably the greatest moment most NBA fans have seen. Just think, that the last time it was set, Over 4.9 Billion people were born over the span of 40 years ago.
This is what Lebron James is. An Icon, a Legend and a GOAT in the footnote of history.
活塞球迷：NBA历史最伟大时刻之一。恭喜老詹。这可能是大多数NBA球迷看到过的最伟大时刻。从贾巴尔创下得分记录算起，这近40年时间里，这个地球上出生了49亿人口。这就是勒布朗-詹姆斯的伟大，传奇偶像，历史最佳！
[–]Thunderdys0n_giddey 806 points an hour ago
Pretty awesome to do it in front of Kareem
雷霆球迷：当着贾巴尔的面完成这一壮举，也是无与伦比
[Highlight] LeBron James is now the scoring King in the NBA
[高光历史时刻]勒布朗-詹姆斯成为NBA历史得分王
[–]76ersxychosis 416 points an hour ago
The underrated thing we’re gonna forget about this in a few years’ time: he broke the record by scoring his 36th point with a minute left in the 3rd.
LeBron isn’t fucking human.
76人球迷：再过几年，大家都会忘记一个被忽略的事实：老詹是在第三节就砍下了第36分，打破了记录！詹姆斯，真非人类也！
[–]76ersImmynimmy 280 points an hour ago
Okay but can we talk about Westbrook dribbling a ton on that one possession and then throwing up a dumb shot all while getting booed when Lebron was freaking 8 points away. Russell, bro what are you doing read the room lmao.
76人球迷：是啊，还不得不提一嘴威少，詹姆斯就差8分破纪录的时候，这家伙持球运老半天，然后浪投出手，赢得漫天嘘声。少爷啊少爷，真的是一点眼力价都没有，哈哈哈
[–][OKC] Russell WestbrookNobodyRules 2047 points 45 minutes ago*
This is absolutely insane. I know we all know this was inevitable at this point, but it's still surreal how the most hyped prospect ever actually went beyond all the hype he had.
To do it at 38 with such a clean and efficient game is insane. I've never seen anyone like him, and I possibly never will. What an unbelievable and historic moment we've just witnessed.
雷霆球迷：真的是无与伦比的疯狂。我知道，我们都知道，詹姆斯成就历史得分王是一个终将到来的时刻，但在这种疯狂宣传、举世瞩目的背景之下，当这一刻真正地发生在眼前时，我还是感觉那么得不真实。38岁的老将了，如此行云流水、简洁高效地完成了这一壮举。我从没有见过任何一个和他类似的人，也许此生再也不会见到了。终身难忘的历史时刻，你我共同见证。
[–]RaptorsOnlyFAANG 297 points an hour ago
Lmao they actually stopped the whole game for this. His kids are on the court. This looks like a championship presentation ceremony. How can you keep playing after this?
Legend
猛龙球迷：笑死了，他们真的直接暂停了比赛。老詹的孩子都进场，看起来就像是总冠军颁奖仪式，这完事还让老詹怎么继续打球啊？哈哈。传奇
[–]SunsHesiPullup 350 points 43 minutes ago
There’s only one other time I’ve rooted for the Lakers and that was Kobe’s last game lol
太阳球迷：这一辈子就支持过湖人两次，这是一次，科比谢幕之战是另一次
[–]SunsAces17 1388 points an hour ago
I was here to witness history being made!!
Also I didn't realize how bad the lakers were until watching them
太阳球迷：我是来见证历史的！顺带一提，没看湖人比赛之前，我是真不知道湖人居然这么烂
[–]HeatMySilverBurrito 1635 points an hour ago*
Despite the Lakers' best efforts, Lebron now has the most points scored in the NBA.
AND WE DIDNT EVEN GET A SKYHOOK ??
热火球迷：尽管湖人全力拖后腿，但詹姆斯还是拿下了NBA历史得分王。可惜，我们没有看到一个天勾得分破纪录
[–]Minneapolis LakersGet_Slapped 660 points 33 minutes ago
Yeah I thought he would at least try a sky hook cause he was practicing it pregame but doing it with his signature shot is great as well.
湖人球迷：是啊，我还以为他至少会尝试一下用勾手得分打破记录，他赛前也确实练过这招，但用招牌动作成就经典时刻也一样伟大！
[–]Thunderhomefree122 561 points an hour ago
Nah man, too scripted. I mean don't get me wrong, the sky hook would have been amazing, but it's gotta be natural. I'm glad he just got it done. Awesome to witness history.
雷霆球迷：我倒觉得非用勾手太刻意了，别误解我的意思，勾手得分也很好，但我更喜欢顺其自然，水到渠成。我很高兴他就是这样完成了，见证历史的感觉很棒！
[–]curgl 2551 points 35 minutes ago
I’ve seen Bron hit that exact shot what feels like 5k times. Fitting that’s the one that breaks the record
球迷：这种翻身跳投，我看老詹投过大概有五千次了，熟悉的配方熟悉的味道，用这招打破历史记录，甚合我意
[–]CelticsPlies- 575 points 46 minutes ago
This is the last big career record we will see fall for a looooong time
凯尔特人球迷：得分记录一朝破，尘封百年未可知
[–]CavaliersZotmaster 280 points an hour ago
For perspective on how many points it really is:
If you averaged 30 points a game and never missed a game in your career, you'd still be well into your 16th season before you scored as many points as LeBron currently has.
骑士球迷：换个角度看看这个分数有多高：假如你场均能砍下30分，职业生涯全勤，没有缺席任何一场比赛，那么你也需要16个赛季，才能赶上老詹现在的得分！
[–]LakersPalifaith 911 points an hour ago*
So I was crunching some numbers at half-time and Ben Simmons, at this year's average of 7.4 ppg, would need to play at least another 55 full seasons in order to catch LeBron.
湖人球迷：我中场休息的时候也是有点闲，稍微搞了下数学计算：本西今年场均7.4分，那么他至少再完整地打55个赛季，才能赶上老詹
[–]Lakersahr3410 2110 points an hour ago
A moment of silence for those who paid racks for the Bucks game.
湖人球迷：为花大价钱抢湖人VS雄鹿比赛门票的小悲摧们默哀一分钟
[–][CLE] Hot Rod Williamsmatlockga 689 points an hour ago
He can set that record again
骑士球迷：没事，他下场还会再创记录
[–]JazzPMYourTinyTits [score hidden] 242 minutes ago
He break the record again
He break the record again
He break the record again
He break the record again
爵士球迷：
老詹又破纪录了
老詹又破纪录了
老詹又破纪录了
老詹又破纪录了
[–]KnicksAangAndTheFireLord 1374 points an hour ago
My man really just dropped a hard FUCK on national TV ??
尼克斯球迷：我的老詹真的在全美直播的镜头前爆了粗口??
相关新闻>>>>情难自已！詹姆斯爆粗结束致辞：F*ck man！Thank you guys!
[–]Celticstheseyeahthese 224 points an hour ago
Adam Silver picks the mic back up: “LeBron James has been banned: FOR LIFE.”
凯尔特人球迷：肖华拿起备用话筒：“詹姆斯因直播爆粗口，终身禁赛！”
[–] ChatGPT
Would you please write a poem for LeBron James from LA Lakers
ChatGPT :
From Cleveland to Miami, then LA
LeBron James, a basketball maestro, oh yeah!
He came with a mission, with purpose and drive
To bring a championship to the Lakers alive
In purple and gold, he shined so bright
His play was electric, taking flight
With power, precision, and grace unrivaled
His foes were defeated, his skills undeniable
In the clutch, he shines like the sun
His will to win, never outdone
A leader, a champion, a true Kobe's heir
LeBron James, forever a LA Lakers player fair
球迷：你能为勒布朗-詹姆斯写一首诗不？
ChatGPT：
起于克利夫兰，辗转迈阿密，终至洛杉矶
勒布朗-詹姆斯，篮球宗师，举世皆知！
纵横四海，不忘初心，
宏图霸业，毕生图之
了却君王天下事，赢得湖人冠军名！
身着紫金，光芒万丈凭空起
电掣风驰，扶摇直上九万里
拔山举鼎大力士，穿杨贯虱翩君子
降龙伏虎敌披靡，神乎其技谁人及
生死时刻，有若灼目之阳
求胜渴望，何人似我癫狂
率众将天下问鼎，告慰科比在天之灵
归洛城老骥伏枥，造就湖人传奇之名
[–]Jazzmave182 345 points an hour ago
All LeBron jokes and criticisms aside, we'll all miss him when he's gone.
爵士球迷：关于老詹的笑话和各种批评层出不穷，当有一天他真的走了，我们都会想念他的。
（詹黑被折磨的一天）
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