键盘侠|快船成雷霆青年梯队！小卡耍湖人受诅咒&船湖同城不同命

2025-11-30 18:30:29 来源：零点吧

[赛后帖]独行侠送快船4连败

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快船（5-15）：莱昂纳德30分8板3助、哈登29分8板11助、科林斯21分4板1助3帽、祖巴茨19分11板4助、邓恩6分3板2助2断、布朗5分4板、巴图姆4板、保罗2板3助、桑德斯2板1助

独行侠（6-15）：弗拉格35分8板2助、克莱23分3板1助、马绍尔18分8板3助3断、威廉姆斯14分1板7助3断、鲍威尔9分5板3助6断、内姆哈德8分1板3助、西塞4分2板、克里斯蒂3分2板1助、马丁7板2助3断

[惨！小卡回归后快船0胜4负西部倒数第二&未来4年首轮签都送出去了]

[–][LAC] Pablo Prigionilolwtferic 129 points 4 hours ago

just let me go james

快船球迷：上吊的快船吉祥物：让我走吧，哈登……

[–]Kindly_Letterhead_98 1458 points 3 hours ago

Kawhi 2019 free agency will set this franchise back to Extinction ??????

球迷：莱昂纳德2019年的自由球员签约会让这支球队倒退到灭绝??????

[–][deleted] 402 points 3 hours ago

His Aspiration killed so many teams'Aspiration to win title against fully stacked, lottery picks bearing, OKC team.

球迷：他的“抱负”扼杀了很多球队战胜阵容齐整、手握乐透签的雷霆队并夺冠的“抱负”。

[–]Rocketsrecursion8 146 points 2 hours ago

But at least Uncle Dennis made out like a bandit, and isn't that what really matters?

火箭球迷：但至少丹尼斯叔叔（莱昂纳德舅舅）赚得盆满钵满，这不才是最重要的吗？

[–]LakersThaRealSunGod 127 points 2 hours ago

Buddy decided not to go to the Lakers and NBA history will forever be in everyone's favor but his...

湖人球迷：哥们当年决定不去湖人，NBA历史将永远眷顾除他之外的所有人……

[–]anemonaeae 187 points 2 hours ago

Decided not to stay with the raptors when that’s what he should have done. It was the best situation and they could have repeated but he was too much of a diva

球迷：他本该留在猛龙却走了。那是最佳处境，他们本可卫冕，但他太把自己当大牌了。

[–]Raptorsbokchoykn 45 points 2 hours ago

The Raptors said they did everything they possibly could to try to keep Kawhi. Which is funny because I don't recall them relocating to Los Angeles.

猛龙球迷：猛龙说他们竭尽全力想留下卡哇伊。好笑的是，我不记得他们试图把球队搬到洛杉矶了呀。

[–]Mavericks59435950153 711 points 3 hours ago

OKC really going to be a dynasty damn

独行侠球迷：雷霆真特么要成王朝了，靠。

[–]Lakerssignmeupdude 113 points 2 hours ago

Everyone says this until it doesnt happen. People said it about the Celtics and Nuggets. Its super hard to have a dynasty. Even if you have a bunch of picks, you still essentially need to luck into cap space, like the Warriors did. You also need to magically avoid injuries. I think OKC can figure it out and compete for a long time, but I also wouldnt be surprised if they very much dont become a dynasty. (I mean it also depends if back to back titles is considered a dynasty).

湖人球迷：大家都这么说，直到没能成真。人们对凯尔特人和掘金也这么说过。建立王朝超难的。就算你有一堆选秀权，你还是得像勇士那样撞大运搞到薪资空间。还得神奇地避开伤病。我觉得雷霆能搞定并长期保持竞争力，但他们若成不了王朝我也不会意外。（当然，这还得看背靠背夺冠算不算王朝。）

[–][NYK] RJ BarrettVirtuousFool 394 points 3 hours ago

Lakers and Clippers situation is the two guys on the bus meme

尼克斯球迷：湖人和快船的处境就像那个“公交车上的两个家伙”表情包。

[–]LakersNo-Test6484 160 points 3 hours ago

Lakers were high key the same post Westbrook trade except they still had control of their picks post 2025. That allowed them a quick get out of jail card to get rid of wb for 1 fr pick. Again the major bail out was the Luka trade as well but even without that the Lakers probably would have survived

湖人球迷：说白了，湖人队在威少交易后情况也差不多，只不过他们在2025年后仍控制着自己的选秀权。这让他们能快速脱手，搭个首轮签送走威少。当然，东契奇那笔交易也是重大救赎，但就算没有，湖人大概也能挺过来。

[–]LimpBiscuitEater 205 points 3 hours ago

Is this worse than the Nets when they had Pierce and KG? Feels like it.

球迷：这比篮网拥有皮尔斯和加内特时还糟吗？感觉是。

[–]Celtics51patsfan 162 points 3 hours ago

Way worse. Pierce was 36 and KG was 37. Kawhi was 28 and Paul George was 29 when they started for the Clippers. Harden was 34 when he arrived.

凯尔特人球迷：糟多了。皮尔斯那时36岁，加内特37岁。而莱昂纳德和乔治为快船效力开始时才28、29岁。哈登来时也才34岁。

[–]Spursshin4258 585 points 3 hours ago

Whose stupid idea was it to let L.A. have a second team in the league?

马刺球迷：让洛杉矶在联盟里有第二支球队是哪个蠢货想出来的？

[–]San Diego ClippersKL2ConspireLLC 340 points 3 hours ago

Lol it was Donald Sterling. He moved the team against the wishes of the league, they fought it out in court, and he won. That's how the Clippers ended up in LA. Nobody wanted them here except a slimy racist slumlord. I didn't know any of that when I was a kid. It's been a strange journey through the years learning about the team I grew up cheering for.

快船球迷：笑死，是唐纳德·斯特林。他不顾联盟意愿搬迁球队，对簿公堂还赢了。快船就这样来到了洛杉矶。除了那个卑鄙的种族主义的恶心房东，没人想要他们。我小时候哪懂这些，这些年了解自己从小支持的球队历史真是段奇特的旅程。

[–]CanadaCitrusA 307 points 3 hours ago

Lebrons return: 4-0 Kawhi's return: 0-4

球迷：

勒布朗复出：4胜0负。

卡哇伊复出：0胜4负。

[–]MavericksStefonDiggsHS 137 points 3 hours ago

Clippers are going to be bad for a long time. Kawhi's trade value is just not good. They waited too long for Harden, Zubac can get them something but his stock definitely has fallen since last year. Collins has at least played well. its difficult to see a future for them unless they really go scorched earth and take a swing on a couple younger players

独行侠球迷：快船要烂很久了。莱昂纳德交易价值不行。他们等哈登等太久了，祖巴茨能换点东西但行情肯定比去年跌了。科林斯至少打得还可以。除非他们彻底推倒重来，赌几个年轻球员，否则看不到未来。

[–]Lakers3nnui 89 points 3 hours ago

They'll sign Zion and Trae in 2027 and all the media shills will again praise the organization and pick them as a contender.

湖人球迷：2027年他们会签下锡安和特雷·杨，然后所有媒体舔狗又会吹捧这支球队，把他们选为争冠热门。

[–]KnicksForsaken_Flight6188 283 points 3 hours ago

Just disband the Clippers organization at this point

尼克斯球迷：干脆解散快船队吧。

[–]Hornetsdank-kush 204 points 3 hours ago

Ruined the league for a wcf appearance smh

黄蜂球迷：就为了能进一次西决把联盟搞乱，无语。

[–]NuggetsGlobal_Key_410 100 points 3 hours ago

Been solid team for years now. No real tear downs. This will likely be their first sub 500 year since 2011

掘金球迷：快船多年来一直是支稳健的球队，没有真正推倒重建过。这可能是他们自2011年以来首个胜率不过五成的赛季。

[–]Lakershappyaccident7 47 points 3 hours ago

Lakers were glad they dodged both PG and Kawhi.

湖人球迷：湖人庆幸自己同时躲过了乔治和莱昂纳德。

[赛后其他评论]

[–]Spurscarelesssportsfan89 1135 points 4 hours ago

the league is cooked the clippers are really going to give the thunder a top 3 lottery pick lol

马刺球迷：联盟完犊子了，快船真要给雷霆一个前三乐透签了哈哈。

[–]LetPsychological2683 187 points 3 hours ago

I'm new to NBA can you explain what this means?

球迷：我是NBA新球迷，能解释一下这是什么意思吗？

[–]LakersNotUpForDebate11 427 points 3 hours ago

5 years ago the clippers traded everything to the thunder for paul george (and to get kawhi to sign there). Included in that trade was sga (reigning mvp and finals mvp) as well as a fuck ton of picks including next years picks. So okc gets clippers pick next year and the clips sucks ass so will give the thunder likely a top pick while the thunder likely run back another ring

湖人球迷：5年前快船为换保罗·乔治（以及签下莱昂纳德）把一切都交易给了雷霆。交易包括SGA（现任MVP+FMVP）和一大把选秀权，含明年的首轮签。所以雷霆明年拿到快船的首轮签，而快船现在烂透了，很可能给雷霆一个高顺位签，同时雷霆自己很可能再拿一冠。

[–]San Diego ClippersKL2ConspireLLC 351 points 3 hours ago

It was 6 years ago and there's more. On top of future MVP SGA, Jdub was drafted with a Clippers pick, and a part of the reason OKC was able to sign Hartenstein in free agency was because the Clippers stupidly refused to offer him anything more than the minimum two years earlier. That led to Hartenstein going to New York on a two year contract, that meant that New York only had his early Bird rights, and that allowed OKC to outbid them in free agency. OKC also owns the Clipper 2027 pick from a different trade. That means we get to do this dance all over against next

快船球迷：是6年前，而且还有，除了未来的MVP亚历山大，杰伦·威廉姆斯也是用快船的签选的。雷霆能签下哈滕斯坦的部分原因，是快船两年前蠢到只愿给他底薪。这导致哈滕去了纽约签两年，纽约只有早鸟权，让雷霆能在自由市场出价更高。雷霆还通过另一交易拥有快船2027年的签。这意味着我们明年还得再被薅一次羊毛。

[–]DropYourPuffs 157 points 3 hours ago

I didnt know about the Hartenstein angle. Damn it Clippers became Thunder’s farm team

球迷：我不知道哈滕这茬。靠，快船成雷霆的青年梯队了。

[–]RocketsMiserable_Mood1271 907 points 4 hours ago

thanks for ruining the league clippers

火箭球迷：谢谢你毁了联盟，快船。

[–]MavericksVictorAkwaowo1 350 points 4 hours ago

It’s annoying as fuck, every fanbase should fucking hate what’s about to happen

独行侠球迷：真他妈烦，每队球迷都该痛恨即将发生的事。

[–]Spursnokarmawhore 232 points 3 hours ago

you should be mad at your team for winning. I said it earlier this year but teams need to intentionally lose their game vs the clippers for the greater good of the league lmao.

马刺球迷：你该气的是你主队赢了。我今年早说过，为联盟大局着想，各队打快船就该故意输球哈哈。

[–]ClippersJimmy0034 199 points 4 hours ago

Keep giving us the losses please someone need to get fired so we can move on from this nonsense

快船球迷：请继续给我们送败仗吧，得有人被开除我们才能从这荒唐中解脱。

[–]MavericksCuckledoodle 170 points 3 hours ago

hell no you better start winning son

独行侠球迷：想得美，你小子最好开始赢球。

[–]MavericksBackupAcct6969420 141 points 4 hours ago

They’re gonna gift OKC Cam Boozer this league is about to be as screwed as the KD Warriors era.

独行侠球迷：他们这是要白送雷霆坎耶尔·布泽尔啊（2026年状元热门），联盟要变得和KD勇士时代一样完蛋了。

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