键盘侠|库里目前处于篮球地狱！勇士为迁就追梦牺牲太多&他是累赘

2026-01-23 20:15:21 来源：零点吧

[赛后帖]??独行侠三人20+擒勇士4连胜 弗拉格21+11 库里38分 库明加伤退

双方数据：

勇士（25-21）：库里38分4板1助、梅尔顿22分3板2助2断、穆迪12分3板3助2断、库明加10分1板2助2断、波杰姆斯基9分4板10助2断、希尔德6分1板1助、桑托斯5分4板、格林4分4板5助2断、佩顿4分3板、霍福德3分8板3助、波斯特2分、理查德2助3断

独行侠（19-26）：马绍尔30分7板9助、弗拉格21分11板2助、克里斯蒂21分4板2助、威廉姆斯19分5板4助、鲍威尔10分12板1助、华盛顿10分6板3助2断3帽、克莱6分4板、内姆哈德5分2板3助、西塞1分1板、马丁2板1助2帽

[–]Warriorscurrychaos 882 points 8 hours ago* His best chance to get a 5th ring is to find a time machine and:

A. Go back to june 2016 and tell draymond NOT to touch lebron no matter what

B. Go back to june 2019 and tell Klay NOT to attempt any dunks

C. Go back to november 2020 and tell Klay NOT to play any offseason pickup games

D. Go back to october 2022 and tell either Draymond or Poole to skip practice

勇士球迷：他拿第5枚戒指的唯一机会就是找个时光机：

A. 穿越回2016年6月，告诉追梦无论如何绝对不要去碰勒布朗。

B. 穿越回2019年6月，告诉克莱绝对不要尝试扣篮。

C. 穿越回2020年11月，告诉克莱绝对不要去打休赛期的野球。

D. 穿越回2022年10月，告诉追梦或者普尔那天别去训练。

[–][MIA] Alonzo MourningOde1st 373 points 7 hours ago

Go back in time to tell Lacob that time is linear and there can only be one timeline

热火球迷：穿越回去告诉拉科布，时间是线性的，只能有“一条时间线”。

[–]fallen_estarossa 158 points 7 hours ago

And draft league ready prospects in Haliburton (2020) and Franz (2021)

球迷：顺便在选秀大会上选那些能即插即用的潜力股，比如哈利伯顿（2020年）和弗朗茨·瓦格纳（2021年）。

[–]Rocketsanonymoususer6407 83 points 7 hours ago* Silliest thing the ownership has ever done. Steph never needed a big man superstar to win so how would drafting one help.

KD is 6’11, but not a true big man. Wagner would’ve been a good prospect since he’s of a similar formula. Kerr wanted those two and Lacob said it’s my way or the highway. I can see why he wants to retire.

火箭球迷：这是管理层做过的最蠢的事。库里夺冠从来就不需要超级内线，选个大个子能帮上什么忙？

杜兰特虽然2米11，但他不是传统大个。瓦格纳是个好苗子，他也是类似的配方。科尔当时想要这俩人，但拉科布说要么听我的要么滚蛋。我现在明白科尔为啥想退休了。

[–]Ston3yy 96 points 7 hours ago

Go to 2020 and not pick James Wiseman lol

球迷：穿越回2020年，死都别选詹姆斯·怀斯曼，哈哈。

[–]WarriorsTheRealSlumShedy 39 points 7 hours ago

Of course the one year in the 2020s that didn’t have an elite big ??

勇士球迷：偏偏就选了21世纪20年代唯一一个没有顶级大个子的一年选秀??

[–]Warriorstmperflare 94 points 8 hours ago

We're going to be getting a lot more of these kinds of posts.

勇士球迷：以后咱们会看到越来越多这种帖子了。

[–]WarriorsCoolguynumber01 419 points 8 hours ago

Steph’s still elite but our owner’s been planning for life after Steph for 3+ years now. i hate this shit man

勇士球迷：库里依然是顶级的，但我们的老板已经为“后库里时代”筹划了3年多了。我真是烦透了这个。

[–]PrinceJMoney089 259 points 8 hours ago

The owner started his bullshit two timeline crap when Steph was 31 lmao

球迷：库里31岁的时候，老板就开始搞他那狗屁“两条时间线”了，笑死。

[–]WarriorsCoolguynumber01 130 points 8 hours ago

what a fall from grace from Lacob. went from hiring the right people and letting them do their job to becoming NBA’s Jerry Jones

勇士球迷：拉科布真是跌落神坛啊。从当年聘请合适的人并放权让他们去干，变成了现在的NBA版杰里·琼斯（NFL达拉斯牛仔队独裁老板）。

[–]PrinceJMoney089 68 points 8 hours ago

Dudes a clown I have no idea how he of all people gave up on Steph when he was 31 considering the entire franchise is a Steph merchant

球迷：这家伙就是个小丑，我真不明白考虑到整个球队都是靠库里吃饭的，他怎么好意思在库里31岁的时候就放弃他。

[–]asonkidd 51 points 7 hours ago

I mean going for Jimmy and staying with Dray isn't exactly the work of someone who isn't trying to contend with Steph in mind. They had some horrible draft picks that ruined plans but even then they still won a title post Klay injury and KD leaving. Most teams never see a title.

球迷：讲道理，去追求吉米·巴特勒并且留住追梦，这不像是一个不想围绕库里争冠的人干出来的事。他们确实有过一些烂到爆的选秀毁了计划，但即使在克莱受伤和杜兰特离开后，他们还是夺了一次冠。大多数球队一辈子都没见过总冠军呢。

[–]WarriorsSokkawater10 47 points 7 hours ago

They have repeatedly refused to trade future picks. It’s just that Steph’s longevity has made them current picks.

Podz, Moody, Kuminga, Wiseman All shoudlve been traded before even becoming picks for actual players.

勇士球迷：他们一而再再而三地拒绝交易未来选秀权。只是库里的超长巅峰期把“未来”变成了“现在”。

波杰姆斯基、穆迪、库明加、怀斯曼，这帮人在被选中之前就应该统统被打包交易换成真正的即战力球员。

[–]WarriorsCharlie_Wax 39 points 7 hours ago

All their cap is tied up in 35+ year old Steph, Jimmy, and Draymond.

To say they are playing for the future is pure science fiction.

勇士球迷：他们所有的薪资空间都锁在35岁以上的库里、巴特勒和追梦身上了。

要说他们这是在为未来打球，纯属科幻小说。

[–]WarriorsSerAardvark 201 points 8 hours ago

2020-21 Warriors are back baby.

勇士球迷：2020-21赛季的勇士队又回来了宝贝们。

[–]Lakerslakers082433 202 points 8 hours ago

Curry deserves better man. Seeing my favorite player like this hurts me a bit

湖人球迷：库里值得更好的队友。看着我最喜欢的球员打成这样，我心里真不是滋味。

[–]asonkidd 110 points 8 hours ago

Steph will go down with the ship into his twilight ala Dirk. Don't feel sad. He is the Warriors through good and bad. The run doesn't last forever.

球迷：库里会在职业生涯末期像诺维茨基一样随船沉没。别难过。无论好坏，他就是勇士队的化身。没有永远的王朝。

[–]Wizardscashappmebitch 39 points 8 hours ago

I don’t think anybody feels bad for the dude with 4 championships

奇才球迷：我觉得没人会去同情一个拥有4个总冠军的家伙。

[–]WarriorsMQZ01 51 points 7 hours ago

Obviously he could retire tomorrow as one of the greatest ever, but it’s still bittersweet imo watching him continue to ball out on a painfully mediocre team

勇士球迷：显然他就算明天原地退役也是历史最佳之一，但在我看来，看着他在一支平庸得令人痛苦的球队里继续拼命，心里依然五味杂陈。

[–]CelticsIconicNova 58 points 8 hours ago

It’s depressing af watching Steph’s career end up on this roster

凯尔特人球迷：看着库里的职业生涯在这种垃圾阵容里走向终点，真是太压抑了。

[–][GSW] Stephen Currysctthuynh 101 points 8 hours ago

Kerr putting Curry in lineups with two offensive negatives, Draymond and Payton is malpractice. It's not 2016 anymore.

勇士球迷：科尔把库里和两个进攻黑洞——追梦和小佩顿——放在同一套阵容里，简直是失职。现在已经不是2016年了。

[–]WarriorsCoolguynumber01 43 points 8 hours ago

Kerr’s trying out new lineups on the fly. has no choice too. Gonna be tough to play Dray with Steph if Dray is gonna continue playing with no effort

勇士球迷：科尔也在摸着石头过河试新阵容。他也没办法啊。如果追梦继续在场上梦游出工不出力，那让他和库里搭档就太难了。

[–]San Francisco WarriorsG_Riel_ 50 points 8 hours ago

It's unfortunate how much the team has to bend just to make Draymond playable and he's still bad.

勇士球迷：不幸的是，全队都在为了迁就追梦能上场而做出巨大的妥协，结果他打得还是那么烂。

[–]Trail BlazersMrBuckBuck 44 points 8 hours ago

Get him some help

开拓者球迷：给他找点帮手吧。

[–]gridironk 93 points 8 hours ago

Kuminga +18 in 9 mins

Warriors -26 in the minutes he don’t play

球迷：库明加出战9分钟正负值+18。

他不在场的上场时间里，勇士净负26分。

[–]WarriorsMC-Jdf 131 points 8 hours ago

However cooked you think the Warriors are, we are more cooked than that.

勇士球迷：无论你觉得勇士现在有多烂，实际上我们比那还要烂。

[–]Mavericksdarti_me 43 points 7 hours ago

Steph is truly in basketball hell

独行侠球迷：库里现在真的是身处篮球地狱啊。

[–]RollGata 81 points 8 hours ago

Klutch Draymond performance leading the comeback in the 4th

球迷：追梦第四节的“关键（Klutch，双关詹姆斯所在的Klutch经纪公司）”表现带队（被）逆转了。

[–]WarriorsWIZONE4LIFE 49 points 8 hours ago

Having a useless teammate still better than having Draymond helping the other team.

勇士球迷：有个没用的队友，也总比追梦帮着对面打球强。

[–]Foreign_Comb71 43 points 8 hours ago

Draymond “Klutch” Green had more fouls than points, rebounds, or assists

球迷：“关键先生”追梦·格林的犯规数，比他的得分、篮板或助攻数还要多。

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