【美帝键盘侠】勇士又签下了一位超级球星！尼克-杨！
2017-07-06 11:32:08 来源：零点吧
据Woj报道，尼克-杨与勇士达成一年520万美元的口头协议。勇士闷声发大财地用卡斯比和尼克-杨替代了上赛季马特-巴恩斯和克拉克的替补位置，美国球迷表示尼克-杨的加入更加强化了勇士的阵容，他们似乎已经预定了明年的总冠军...
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[–][HOU] James HardenMuffintop713：The warriors get ANOTHER superstar..... Im so done
勇士又签下了一位超级球星...我受够了
[–][PHI] Andre Iguodalachakalls：Congratulations Warriors on the 2018 NBA championship
恭喜勇士赢得2018年NBA总冠军
[–]Lakers Bandwagonrburp：Wouldn't be surprised if we actually see this guy hit a game winner in the playoffs
如果看到他在季后赛里投进绝杀，我不会惊讶
[–][OKC] Doug McDermottjmac_21：None of their games will be that close. lol
他们的比赛不会打得那么胶着的哈哈哈
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[–]Lakers BandwagonPENIS__FINGERS：He probably could've got more money, he just wants a ring
他也许能得到更多的钱，他只是想要一个戒指。
[–]WarriorsEhrmantrautWetWork：the ring iggy denied him
伊戈拒绝他的那个戒指？
[–][BOS] Rajon RondoConkeldurr ：I really thought you meant Iguodala
我真的以为你在说伊戈达拉...（Iggy Azalea，尼克-杨的前女友，两人因杨偷吃而分手）
[–]WarriorsGhostTiger：Now Iggy gonna help him get one!
Fate is some weird shit.
现在伊戈会帮他拿到一枚戒指！命运就是这么奇妙的东西！
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[–][DAL] Dirk Nowitzkinujabes02：Is there room for Vince Carter?
还有空间给文斯-卡特吗？
[–]BullsGunga2k：if he takes vet minimum probably
如果他接受老将底薪的话，也许有吧。
[–]76erstonto515：Fuck it, I wouldn't even be mad at this point, just give the man a ring.
算了，我现在已经不会对此生气了，就给这个人一枚戒指吧。
[–]Lakersyuwesley：Yeah I'm a little sad that I'll have to root for the warriors, but if that means Vince gets a ring, I'm for it.
对啊，我对于我要支持勇士队感到难过，但如果这意味着卡特能得到戒指，我就赞成。
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[–][NOP] Omer Asikthomass___：The rich get richer
富人变得更富有了。
[–]HawksOlafdePolaf ：time for socialism in the nba
是时候把社会主义引进NBA了！
[–]Lakershopsandhorns：I can imagine a scenario where Nick Young launches a three, and both he AND Klay turn around and celebrate before it bricks on the rim.
我能想象到一个场景，就是尼克-杨投出一个三分，然后他和克莱同时转身提前庆祝，然后三分打铁...
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[–]Netsaydee123：S.Dot, Young, Iggy, West, Casspi, Bell, McCaw...
So do they have the best bench in the league now in addition to the best starting lineup?
李文、杨、一哥、韦斯特、卡斯比、贝尔、麦考...
所以他们是有了最强的先发阵容之后，又有了最强的板凳阵容？
[–]Knicksgforceithink：I mean he's going to play like 5 mins a game in the playoffs, it's not like he's made the difference here.
我说，他在季后赛里大概每场就只打5分钟，他看起来不像能做出什么影响。
[–]Netscobrotherhood：he could def play more than that, he was arguably the lakers best player last year. shot 40% from deep on 7 attempts per game which is elite and pretty good defense. a small ball lineup of steph/klay/young/durant/green would be disgusting
他绝对能做出更多贡献，他毫无疑问是去年湖人最好的球员。场均7次三分出手有四成的命中率，这是精英级别的。还有他不错的防守，由他、库里、克莱、杜兰特、格林组成的小球阵容会非常恶心人。
[–]Lakerskavgirl：Lou was definitely our best player, but Nick was a close second best when he gave a fuck. He, however, only gave a fuck for like 20 games. If a ring is on the line I can see him caring enough to become a crucial part of their bench. But if he checks out again, I don't see the Warriors putting up with his shit.
路威才是我湖最好的球员，但是当尼克在乎比赛的时候就是第二好的。然而，他大概只在乎了20场。可如果是追逐冠绝戒指的话，我能预见到他会足够在乎从而成为板凳上的重要成员。但如果他又失了智的话，我不认为勇士会忍受他的臭毛病。
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[–]LakersArrowBat：STEAL
偷人
[–]Lakersonlymostlydeadd ：the lakers and the warriors swap players/coaches/personnel so much its really funny
我湖和勇士常常交换他们的球员、教练、制服组，这真有意思
[–]WarriorsGOAT_OR_LYNCH_HIM2：We swap fans even more.
我们连球迷都交换！
[–]Lakers Bandwagonrburp：In honor of this I guess we can agree to take Klay in a couple years so they don't get hit by that luxury tax so hard
为了纪念这份友谊，为了不让你们缴太多奢侈税，我湖愿意在几年后接手克莱~
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（来源Reddit 整理by泰拳警告）