【美帝键盘侠】曼巴变粗 科比竟成普通人身材新标准？

2017-08-02 17:36:59 来源：零点吧

退役的科比不久前爆照展示了发福的新身材，并扬言要在30天内瘦下来，一起来看看美国的键盘侠们如何看待。

@DooDad-DontMother：Went from a size 8 to a size 24.

这尺码也从8号变成了24号（标识服装大小的美国码）。

猛龙球迷@earphone4：The mamba in full retire mode

曼巴启动了全力退役模式！

湖人球迷@lakerswiz：shit the mom jeans with holes in em are coming.

我害怕看到瞎狗眼的大妈款破洞牛仔裤在他身上出现。

公牛球迷@dubsession：I'm hoping he says fuck it and goes full Mike.

我是希望他送你一句滚犊子，然后朝着帮主看齐。

@NeosporinPapi：It's amazing how unfashionable that man is, considering he's the face & name of one of the most iconic shoe/apparel brands of all time.

乔丹？考虑到他的名字都成了体育行业最硬的金字招牌，这个男人的着装品味却令人震惊

勇士球迷@Seeders：Tried to prove you wrong, but found this

本来想给你俩耳刮子，直到我找到了这个...

黄蜂球迷@ZombieLoveChild：oh no mike what is you doin

苍天呐老乔，你都干了些啥

勇士球迷@mick_jaggers_penis：Eh I mean obviously those fits look terrible now (and I'm not even saying he should have been winning any fashion awards back then either) but you could google pictures from the early 2000's of just about any celebrity and most of them will have dozens of equally atrocious if not worse outfits.

It was just a really really bad/weird time for clothes. Baggy/bulky/ill-fitting shit was IN. Even more so if you were a gigantic former NBA player wearing off the rack/non-tailored designer jeans and t-shirts.

I still cringe pretty hard thinking back on some of the shit I used to wear back then.

其实吧，虽然这些衣服现在看着确实很糟糕（我也没说帮主穿个华丽的衣服就能得个时尚奖），但你等大可以搜一下2000年初球星们参加各种典礼时穿的那些衣服，就算不会那么辣眼睛，也八九不离十了

那时候他们的着装风格真是瞎得我伸手不见五指。垂地流和舞裆派比比皆是，越不合身越得人心啊。所以那会儿你能看到这些身材巨大的NBA球员，他们身上尽是下了架或是未经服装师裁剪的大号牛仔裤和T恤在迎风飘荡

遥想当年自己身上也是这种配置的时候，真是羞耻到爆炸

勇士球迷@owlbi：I mean, do you think history will be kind to Westbrook's fashion sense?

所以他是不是像威少一样有特别的时尚嗅觉？

雷霆球迷@mongooseinc：Westbrook's clothes at least fit well, MJ looks like he's never been to a tailor in most of these

我龟的衣服好歹都挺合身，但MJ这头看似就没跟裁缝打过交道啊。

@YoungKeys：Nonfitting baggy clothes were the fashion back in his day. He just looks like he's stuck there

不合身的服饰确实是他们当年的流行。但看照片他更像是被卡在了衣服里...

雄鹿球迷@but_then_i_got_highh：Dwyane or MJ? Choose your character lmao

他俩谁穿得靓？选出你的真爱

湖人球迷@Mr_Buckets_：That's like the fit version of me

胖什么胖？我瘦下来就是这个样的没错

鹈鹕球迷@Hustle_Marsalis：That's like the best shape of my life

顶一波，我的生涯巅峰也是如此

湖人球迷@slyguy183：I mean he did spend the last 20 years of his life waking up at 830 err 430 and working out all day long

怎么说他过去20年也是看着洛杉矶凌晨四点半的太阳还是八点半的太阳过来的呀，起了床一整天都在美如画

鹈鹕球迷@Hustle_Marsalis：This is the body of a man who wakes up at 8:30 

你错了这位才是八点半起床

@schniggerz：wtf his torso looks like a FUCKIN COLORING BOOK OHHHHH

干，小伙是要出画册啊

猛龙球迷@wikiman2001：You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

你可以不喜欢，但这样的体格帮他打出了顶级的表现

湖人球迷@VforVilliam：Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

退役的汉子你威武雄壮，如今的腰身像麦片碗一样

篮网球迷@rantdurdenwu：Kobe in 30 days

喏，你要的三十天

@JOHUK21：Kobe is an absolute psycho...if that dude took it as a personal challenge to get fit he'd give up sleep to be in the weight room and look like a world class fighter 2 weeks from now

科比是个典型的偏执狂，他一旦把减肥放在心上，就会放弃睡眠的时间跑去健身房，连着几个星期像个世界级拳击手那样虐待自己

湖人球迷@fatfreecandy：is that considered out of shape by normal human standards?asking for a friend

有同意把普通人身材标准加胖一点的吗？加个好友蟹蟹

@kyeelee：In like a fitness/athlete sense or more so bodybuilding, hes very bulky. Most athletes particularly basketball players probably thrive in the 8-12% body fat area. Hes probably in the 18-20% zone. You can say he is eating well though and enjoying his life. Compared to the average joe on the street who doesn't work out, hes going to look better/normal.

就职业运动员或者健美者来说，他的身材是走了形的。通常来说一个篮球运动员的体脂率是8-12%，科比现在可能有了18-20%，你完全可以当他是吃得开心并享受生活。因为相比于其他不运动的肥胖者来说，他的身材算是很普通

奇才沃尔球迷@lordofpentos：Why kobe gotta beat Shaq at everything

为什么唠嗑每件事情都想超越奥胖？