【美帝键盘侠】全明星改革：詹姆斯会选欧文吗？
2017-10-04 11:16:31 来源：零点吧
今日凌晨，NBA宣布新赛季全明星比赛将迎来改革，东西部得票最高的球员将作为队长，从剩下的22位全明星球员中选出自己的队友，并且为了加强全明星赛的对抗性，两支球队将各自代表慈善机构或者团体比赛！大洋彼岸的美国球迷对这一变革也进行了许多有意思的讨论，让我们看看他们都说了些什么！
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[–]76ersThr0ttie：If the players are captains, I want nothing more than to see LeBron repeatedly pass on Kyrie
如果球员当队长的话，我只想看勒布朗不断地不选欧文。
[–][OKC] Russell Westbrookthepurplesoul：Bron is much pettier than that
He's gonna pick Kyrie first, not only because Kyrie now has to play with him but to hear all the media grovel at his feet about how he's the bigger man, which will undoubtedly piss Kyrie off even more
#StayWoke
勒布朗会比这心机得多
他会在第一个顺位就选欧文，不仅是因为这样欧文就必须再次和他搭档，还因为媒体肯定会拜倒在勒布朗的脚下、大肆赞扬他的胸怀，而这毫无疑问会让欧文更加生气。
#保持清醒！
[–]ThunderDaeioude："Kyrie how does it feel to be playing along side your daddy again?"
The media
媒体：“欧文，再次和你爸爸并肩作战是什么感觉？”
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[–]Magiceustisbuc：Announcer: "Curry selects Beal for his final roster spot, that means Kryie will join LeBron's team"
LeBron: "I ain't takin that bum gimme one of the mascots"
播音员：“库里最后选择了比尔，这意味着欧文将加入勒布朗队！”
勒布朗：“我不要这个笨蛋，给我来一个吉祥物。”（注：bum，此前勒布朗批评特朗普的用词）
[–][TOR] Jose Calderondeadskin：He'd have to choose from the Celebrity All-Star participants.
"Gimme Bieber"
他得从名人队里选一个队友。“给我贾斯丁-比伯。”
[–]Trail Blazerspostbyproxy：You joke, but LeBron would make Bieber put up 20 in the ASG.
虽然你在开玩笑，但是勒布朗可以让比伯在全明星赛里拿下20分
[–]Raptorswallz_11：LeBron, still not having a PG on his team, with his last pick: I'll take, uhhh, Andre Drummond
勒布朗队里现在还没有控卫，他最后的选择将是？勒布朗：我选，额，安德烈-德拉蒙德。
[–]Lakershuywee：He IS the PG
勒布朗就是控卫
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在去年的全明星周末中，各路明星通过投篮为“赛格基金”筹集了13万美元善款，而TNT主持人表示，只要库里投中一记中圈投篮，善款数字将直接变成50万美元！
接着，库里就在前辈米勒“这对你来说就是上篮”的毒奶喊声中九投全失，“慈善赛毒瘤”的名号就此在大洋彼岸传开......
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[–][OKC] Russell Westbrookthisguy2164：Charity
Steph starts sweating
慈善比赛？
库里开始冒汗了...
[–]Cavaliers Bandwagonccvssd：$100 donated for every point scored.
210-203 final score, Steph goes 0-15 from 3.
比赛每得一分将捐赠100美元。
全场比赛比分是210比203，库里三分球15投0中。
[–]Timberwolvessdtwo：Steph suddenly becomes a defensive powerhouse.
库里突然变成了防守大闸！
[–]SpursSmokeyBare：2 pts 1 ast 10 reb 12 stl 10 blk 1/16 fg
Hits the game winning shot
2分1助10篮板12断10帽，投篮16中1，中的是绝杀球。
[–]NBAzxc123zxc123：KD misses the layup!
Rebound Love!
QB PASS TO LEBRON FOR THE DUN-
CHASE DOWN BLOCK CURRY! FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!
杜兰特上篮不中！
乐福篮板，长传找到勒布朗！
勒布朗起飞准备暴...
被库里追身大帽！不知道从哪飞出来的！！！
[–][GSW] Stephen CurryCurryTripper：Curry confirmed worst player in this year's game
确认：库里会是这一届最差的球员
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[–]Raptors BandwagonJevvyMedia：Can't wait for Westbrook to choose KD.
等不及看威少选杜兰特
[–]NBArv_ ：And LeBron choosing Ky.
以及看勒布朗选欧文
[–]Thundercookies50796：Banana boat here we come
香蕉船就要来了？
[–]WarriorsJesusSinfulHands：it's going to be team LeBron vs team Steph
这将会是勒布朗队VS库里队
[–]Trail Blazersmm825 ：Lebron will pick Russ and Steph will pick KD
勒布朗会选威少，然后库里会选KD
[–]RaptorsKluey：Team Steph has to wear Under Armour shoes
库里队必须穿UA的鞋！
[–][LAL] Lamar OdomAlGore17：Team Bron better wear durags
勒布朗队必须戴上头巾！
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[–]MayorAvila：Russ as captain picking KD for his team would be feel good moment of the year.
威少作为队长选择KD会是年度最佳瞬间
[–][TOR] Jose Calderondeadskin：Pick KD then never play him lol
选了KD然后就不和他配合哈哈哈
[–][NYK] Toney Douglasflyingcrayons：Steph takes KD, Bron takes Russ and we have a fight break out before halftime. Can't wait
库里选KD，勒布朗选威少，中场休息的时候我们就有打架看了，迫不及待！
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[–][NYK] Toney Douglasflyingcrayons：Whoever gets picked last is going to get absolutely destroyed on Twitter and I for one cannot wait
不论谁是最后一个被选的，他都会在推特上被炸成渣渣，我已经饥渴难耐了
[–]Bucksjoshuads：In the NHL they gave a car to whoever got picked last.
在NHL里，最后一个被选择的球员会得到一辆车。
[–][CLE] Kevin Lovequentin-coldwater：Teams will play for charity
Steph picked last
既然是为了慈善而战的话，那库里最后一个被选。
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