【美帝键盘侠】勇士输球赖库里发型 斯玛特是恶魔还是天使
2017-11-17 17:10:45 来源：零点吧
92-88，凯尔特人在主场逆转战胜勇士，豪取14连胜，同时终结对手。
凯尔特人球迷@Jayson_Tatum：Why would Charles Barkley insult me by saying we have "no chance," when I would NEVER call him "salty and ringless?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!
-Brad Stevens
为什么查尔斯-巴克利会用“毫无机会(击败勇士)”这种话来侮辱我？我可从来没有说过他是“没有戒指的大嘴”。好吧，我很努力地去和他交朋友了，或许有一天会吧！
——布拉德-史蒂文斯
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活塞球迷@austinonchill：LMAO sir Charles was double wrong. Under 90 points and an L
哈哈哈哈，巴克利双错！勇士得分低于90且输掉了比赛。
骑士球迷@RandomFlightlessBird：Barkley also said the Celts wouldn't get past the Wizards let alone the Raptors...
巴克利曾经还说凯尔特人过不了奇才这关，更别说猛龙了...
凯尔特人球迷@Jaylen_Frown：Barkley can also suck my dick
巴克利还可以是食我大雕
凯尔特人球迷@Whensthatbabydue：And Kyrie's
还有欧文的
勇士球迷@shanetrey5：Fuck it the earth is flat and vegan is the way to go
TM的地球是平的，素食主义是我的方向
相关阅读：欧文：我不吃转基因和喷洒农药的食物
森林狼球迷@toothbud：Tbh kyrie looking his best right now. Definitely the right move to leave cle
讲真，欧文现在看起来处于最佳状态了，离开克利夫兰真的是个正确的选择
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小牛球迷@misbrichi：I blame Steph's hair
全TM赖库里发型
活塞球迷@SammyAmico：Looks like a waffle
看着像一块华夫饼
骑士球迷@Tradertty：Pic?
无图言丁？
无主队球迷@lil_mayoo：图来了
小牛球迷@TheDeleeted：Oh no Curry! What is you doing?
别这样库里！你这是在干嘛！
猛龙球迷@matrix：It's been proved that hair affects shooting
事实证明，发型影响投篮
马刺球迷@jasoncyke：Can you imagine this Celtics with Gordon Hayward? Jeeeezzz
你敢信凯尔特人还没有海沃德吗？我滴妈呀！
湖人球迷@WorstBalloonEU：Tatum is fucking cold blooded sinking both those FT's at the end.
It's actually pretty ridiculous Celtics are this good without Hairgod Hayward.
塔图姆最后时刻的罚球真的是冷血沉稳
凯尔特人在没有发型之帝海沃德的情况下能打这么好真的太不可思议了
雷霆球迷@SillyRabbit2121：Too bad Brad Stevens can't shoot free throws so we could hear the crowd cheer "MVP" for him
史蒂文斯不能上罚球线，享受全场球迷的“MVP”呼声真的太遗憾了
勇士球迷@Grochen：Now I wish we could vote coaches for MVP. Just change it to Most Valuable Person(?) he would win both MVP and COTY
希望以后能把教练也纳入MVP投票，只要从Most Valuable Player换成Most Valuable Person(?)就行了，这样他可以包揽两项MVP和最佳教练奖项。
勇士球迷@AlexBayArea：Well damn, props to the Celtics. I can't even imagine how good this team will be with Hayward.
苍了天了！为凯尔特人喝彩！我真的不能想象这支球队没了海沃德能有多出色。
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热火球迷@saywhatagain_：hi i’m marcus smart’s first half offense, and i have direct tv
hi i’m marcus smart’s second half offense, and i have hemorrhoids and still retain my earlier direct tv
大家好，我是马库斯-斯玛特上半场的进攻，我的比赛不在线了
大家好，我是马库斯-斯玛特下半场的进攻，我得了痔疮，但我的比赛依然不在线
凯尔特人球迷@yeit：for as bad as he looked, still somehow +15 on the night
尽管他的表现看起糟糕透了，但他的正负值还是高达+15
无主队球迷@seeker135：Just saw this within a day or two. The Green is a better team with MS on the floor, no matter what he shoots.
You can look it up.
看了一两天，当斯玛特在场的时候，凯尔特人是一支更好的球队，无论他的投篮表现如何。
你们可以查一查。
无主队球迷@Jond0331：They talked about this on the radio a bit today. No one can explain it but the offense is better with him on the floor even though he is not very good offensively. He is a better +/- than even Kyrie being in the floor apparently. Makes no sense but ends up being true.
之前就有人讨论过了。没有人可以解释这一点，但是当斯玛特在场时，凯尔特人的进攻确实更好一些，哪怕他个人进攻端表现很差。他的正负值甚至比凯利-欧文在场时还好。这根本说不通，但这就是事实。
凯尔特人球迷@Cracked_Brain：What first half offense? He had 1 point and no field goals for the game.
上半场是啥进攻？我看他就得了1分，没有运动战进球。
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勇士球迷@DSouT：He had more negative FGs than FGs?
斯玛特的负进球比进球还多
凯尔特人@crustyrusty7：He had -1 point and -1 field goals for the game.
进了-1球，砍下-1分。
凯尔特人球迷@Mexter-Dorgan：Marcus “Nobody scores on me, not even my own team” Smart
马库斯-没有人可以在我头上得分，即使是我的队友-斯玛特
凯尔特人球迷@theseyeahthese：Ugly game for sure, but Jaylen Brown played his god damn ass off. That was so awesome to watch. And then I just read the post about his friend recently committing suicide...Again, god damn.
丑陋的比赛无疑...但是杰伦打得真的太出色了，着看太爽了...后来我看到了他朋友昨天自杀身亡的事...唉...
雷霆球迷@people_are_objects：Kyrie gave him an extra long hug as soon as the clock ran out
欧文在比赛结束的一瞬间就给了杰伦一个大大的拥抱
凯尔特人球迷@sinnershot67：DPOY
最佳防守球员
无主队球迷@IT53：Ended the game -1 for 8
斯玛特，全场8投-1中
雄鹿球迷@parkertokounmpo：Marcus Smart is the first player in NBA history to finish a game with -1 points.
斯玛特是NBA历史上第一位全场得到-1分的球员
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无主队球迷RossMo21：Just wanted to say thank you for making me laugh while alone in my apartment on my birthday
真的想对你们说声谢谢，谢谢你们在我一个人的孤独生日之夜逗我大笑
凯尔特人球迷@burrit0ninja：Happy birthday bro! Being able to watch basketball uninterrupted sounds like my kind of birthday, try to enjoy it!
生日快乐，兄弟！能在没有人打扰的情况下看球是我喜欢的那种生日，学会享受吧！
马刺球迷@opentoiletseat：Happy birthday homie
生日快乐，朋友！
无主队球迷@Skkrtt：Happy birthday bruv !
生日快乐，兄弟！
湖人球迷@sbairedd13：Happy birthday!
生日快乐！
小牛球迷@bussitt99：Happy Birthday man.
生日快乐，伙计！
尼克斯球迷@Mit78：Happy Birthday!
生日快乐！
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无主队球迷@KingStaples：Love you
爱你
(Gankson编译)