【美帝键盘侠】小乔丹：当初求我别去小牛 现在让我当独行侠？
2018-01-30 13:57:51 来源：零点吧
洛杉矶快船官方宣布，将格里芬、威利-里德和布莱斯-约翰逊交易至活塞，换来托拜厄斯-哈里斯、布拉德利、马扬诺维奇和一个2018年首轮签及2019年次轮签。一起来看看大洋彼岸的键盘侠们都对此说了些什么！
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[–]Lakersbubbanator79：LMAO. Deandre was begged to comeback and now he’s the last one standing.
笑死我了！当初他们求着小乔丹不要去小牛，现在小乔丹成为了留下的独行侠！
当小乔丹走进更衣室时
[–]Celticsawrf：CP3 and Blake convince him to stay, get shipped out before him. Fucking incredible
保罗和格里芬说服小乔丹留下，自己却先被送走了，真他娘的book思议
[–]WarriorsDeusselkerr：Poetic justice
诗一般的正义
[–]BullsMcNasti：Hes probably gone too.
Clippers prob move to Seattle now.
小乔丹估计也要走了，快船也估计要搬到西雅图去
[–]Celticsmaistb7：Moving to Seattle would be perfect for them and the league I feel.
我觉得搬到西雅图对他们、对联盟都是完美的
[–]Supersonicsgwh21：I agree.
Then KD can come back to Seattle where it all started and become a hero.
加一
然后杜兰特回到梦开始的地方成为了全民英雄？
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[–][UTA] Kyrylo FesenkoBLymanWarrior：This is like when you just see a random ass shit trade go off on the 2k ticker
这笔交易就好像你在2K的消息面板里看到的狗屁交易一样！
[–]KnicksThePassionOfKristaps：Detroit Pistons equipment manager on suicide watch
盯着点活塞的装备经理！（格里芬曾与快船装备经理打架）
[–]WizardsMoralMidgetry：This is the Pistons' actual equipment manager:
John Coumoundouros
He calls himself an "amateur cage fighter" in his Twitter profile. The Pistons were prepared for this moment.
这位是活塞现任的装备经理
他在自己在推特简介里介绍自己是：业余的兽笼格斗手。
活塞可是有备而来！
[–]BradysRightArm：Imagine going from living in LA to Detroit
想象一下，从洛杉矶一下就到了底特律
[–]SunsManGlitter77：Detroit is practically LA
底特律跟洛杉矶也差不多啦
[–]Trail Blazersbearcat27：No more Kendall Jenner
不再有肯达尔-詹娜了
[–][HOU] Stromile Swiftscrewt：Chris Paul sends his regards
克里斯-保罗送来他的问候
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[–][CLE] Cedi OsmanCowSaysMoo19：THAT WAS QUICK
这交易完成得真是够快的
[–]NBApokupokupoku：clippers going to have a whole lot of salary cap space plus bird rights for deandre and AB this summer to try and convince lebron and PG to come to LA
快船在这个夏天拥有小乔丹和布拉德利的鸟权（可以线上续约），还有超多的薪金空间去尝试签下勒布朗和乔治！
[–]Buckstheconfuserx2：Jerry west is a magician
杰里-韦斯特是个魔术师！
[–][LAL] James WorthyThat_Weird_Kid：Wow. The Lob City Era is for real done.
哇哦，空接之城时代真正地结束了
[–]Buckstheconfuserx2：Blake probably hiding in the secret tunnels as we speak
当我们讨论这件事的时候，说不定格里芬正躲在秘密通道里呢
[–]Rockets BandwagonCheekyFifaCunt_7：Wowwwwww Drummond and griffin gona feast but they have no shooters to surround them with
Wowwwww，庄神加格里芬的内线组合能大杀特杀，但是他们身边没有射手。
[–]SunsLonzo_Ball：Boogie/AD lite
鹈鹕双塔的简化版
[–]ClippersSuckMyLonzoBalls：My head says trust jerry, my heart says kill me now
我的理智告诉我相信韦斯特；我的心却在说我想死！
[–]Thundernuhx：Jerry West has officially ruined the Rockets Clippers game.
Fxxk you
杰里-韦斯特正式摧毁了火箭快船的比赛
日了狗
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来源：Reddit
编译：泰拳警告