【美帝键盘侠】热议全明星：詹欧情未了|克莱是国宝
2018-02-19 20:12:47 来源：零点吧
2/19，洛杉矶，斯台普斯中心，全明星，勒布朗队148-145斯蒂芬队。
[–]Pelicanshak091：Harden and Steph are 5-24 from 3
哈登和库里三分合计24投5中
[–]packersSB53champs：The new trash bros
新的垃圾兄弟诞生了！
[–]BucksMetsvault：They played actual defense holy shit.
妈耶！他们是真的防呀！
[–]NetsBasedGodProdigy：They complained about calls and everything haha
他们还抱怨吹罚等等...哈哈哈哈...
[–]Cavaliers BandwagonDylanMarshall：Imagine Bron got a technical lol
试想一下詹姆斯在当时吃到一个技术犯规...哈哈哈
[–][TOR] Pascal Siakamdolphinboy1637：Would that count to their season technical count?
所以，如果吃到的话，会计入到赛季的技术犯规总数中吗？
[–]CavaliersTackiestTaco：No it doesn’t count
当然不会啦大兄弟！
[–]NBASav10r：The defense on the final play was insane. Lebron on Steph and then KD with the timely help defense. No way, Steph was ever going to get a good shot off.
Also....I can't believe we ACTUALLY had a replay review in the All Star Game....lol
最后一攻的防守简直太疯狂了...勒布朗追防库里，KD还及时过来补防...没辙...库里根本找不到合适的出手机会...
而且，我不敢相信我们居然会在全明星看到裁判回看录像的情况...哈哈哈
[–]NBAKATAndJokic：Steph should have taken that 3 from the logo instead of pump faking.
库里就应该在接球之后直接射一记logo三分，而不是来一个虚晃假动作
[–]RaptorsSoularion：Fucking disgusting lmao
看图...这尼玛太残暴了...
[–]LakersLaker_Fan69：This is the best All Star game I’ve seen in a decade
这是我近十年来看过最棒的全明星了！
[–]CavaliersThat_Ohio_Guy：This All Star Game had more defensive effort than the Cavs gave against the Thunder
这场全明星比赛的防守力度比对阵雷霆时的骑士还强！(1月21日，骑士主场124-148不敌雷霆)
[–]LakersGiveMeSomeIhedigbo：They gave up fewer points too!
丢的分也比骑士的少！(对阵雷霆丢分148，全明星丢分145)
[–]CavaliersPootieTooGood：IT was an all star last year, the west scored 192 against them.
clearly we know why now.
IT去年进入全明星，然后西部就轰下了192分，答案一目了然了
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[–]CavaliersAminElHassavag：Kyrie and LeBron laughing their asses off on the bench
欧文和詹姆斯在替补席上笑得人仰马翻
[–]WeBeBallin19：Cracking IT jokes.
肯定在讲关于小托马斯的笑话
[–]ClippersBEEEEEEEEWBS：That's why the conversation is short
这就是他俩的对话如此之短的原因(注：short有“矮个子”的意思，这里一语双关)
[–][CHA] Larry JohnsonBombingofdresden：call the police
陈独秀你坐下，不然我报警了！！！
[–]Celticstwnuke：i just witnessed a crime
我刚刚目睹了一起犯罪...满地都是橘子皮
[–]klawhileonard：“And he thought he was gon replace you hahahahaha.....but uh yeah seriously come back”
“他以为他能取代你的位置，哈哈哈哈哈...不过...Emmm...那个...回来吧...”詹姆斯对欧文说道。
[–]Cavalierslojokoro：Brb gonna go cry my ass off
妈呀，我要哭死了
[–][CHI] Cameron PayneSim888：....let it all out Cavsbro!
大兄弟，别憋着...来，我帮你一把！
[–][OKC] Russell Westbrookbk_bk12：Ninja cutting onions ?
谁TM切洋葱了？
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[–]Warriorstekkio：Klay doesn't know where to go!
出场介绍结束后，克莱不知道应该往哪个方向走...
[–]Cavaliersuncle_Vernon：why does this always happen to him
为什么这种事总发生在他的身上
[–]NguyenMoonfes："Now what?"
克莱内心OS：“然...然后呢？”
[–]Raptors905UserNotFound："okay so I just walk out and stand here? that's easy"
克莱内心OS1：“嗯，所以我只需要走出去，然后站在那里？这很简单嘛...”
[–][MIL] Jabari ParkerWIN011：“Wait uh...ok act cool Klay, you can do this”
克莱内心OS2：“Emmm...克莱，表现得酷一点，你能做到的！”
[–]NBAzxc123zxc123："Just remember. Don't put hands in pockets. Don't put hands in pockets. Don't put hands in pockets....... "
克莱内心OS3“切记，不要手插裤兜...不要手插裤兜...不要手插裤兜...”
[–]TimberwolvesMorezingis：He is the most awkward athlete alive and I love him for it.
他是我见过的当今最尬的运动员...但我因此而爱他！
[–]MibuWolve：I want a brain scan done on Klay so we can see what kind of activity goes on in there..
真想给克莱来个脑部扫描，看看他到底在想些什么...
[–]CavaliersTheDanSandwich：Run off screen
Catch ball
I wonder what my dog does when I'm playing basketball?
Shoot
绕掩护跑位
接球
我想知道当我在打球时，我的狗狗正在干吗？
投篮
[–]PacersNotoriusNC：sometimes he also plays defense
额...其实克莱有时候也会防守的...
[–]Lakersoscarveli：Now I'm imagining Klay installing cameras all over his house, not for security purposes, but to keep tabs on his dog.
我正在想象克莱在他家到处都装了摄像头，不是出于安全考虑，而是要密切注意狗狗的一举一动
[–]Lakerswelmoe：Klay is a national treasure
克莱是国宝
(二轮秀)