【美帝键盘侠】骑士3-0猛龙 美网友：二度见证恐龙灭绝
2018-05-06 16:30:52 来源：零点吧
[Post Game Thread] The Cleveland Cavaliers (3-0) defeat the Toronto Raptors (0-3), 105-103, as the Cavs beat the Raptors for the 9th straight time in the playoffs.
【赛后】骑士105-103战胜猛龙，詹姆斯最后时刻贡献绝杀球，骑士在季后赛中对猛龙已经取得了9连胜。詹姆斯38分6篮板7助攻，乐福21分16篮板，科沃尔18分。洛瑞27分7助攻，德罗赞8分，阿努诺比18分。
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[–]johndelvec3 3335 指標 3小時前
This is the worst thing to happen to Toronto since game 2
这是继系列赛第二场比赛之后多伦多发生的最糟糕的事情。
[–][BOS] Kyrie Irvinggoofygoober2 974 指標 3小時前
Raptors clawed and fought to come back from 17 down...looked to actually have a chance at winning the game...and Lebron just stomps all over their hearts
凯尔特人球迷：猛龙一度从17分的大坑里爬出来……似乎出现了一丝赢球的曙光……然后詹姆斯出现给了他们心脏重重一下。
[–]Raptors300ConfirmedGorillas 357 指標 3小時前
Dread it.
Run from it.
LeBron still arrives.
猛龙球迷：
拼命挣扎
拼命逃脱
然后勒布朗还是宰了我们。
[–]RaptorsReddits-Reckoning 3748 指標 4小時前
It's the hope that kills you
猛龙球迷：杀死我们的是希望。
[–]Lakersrawchess 657 指標 3小時前
"Why'd you miss that free throw Bron?"
The King of Akron licks his lips. "Hope."
湖人球迷：
“勒布朗，你为什么之前要罚丢那个球？”
来自阿克伦的皇帝做了一个“嘘”的动作，“那是给他们以希望。”
[–]RaptorsSlimeShit 801 指標 4小時前
Oh good job Raptors coming back and tying it with the last possession before LeBron steps on our throats lmao fuck man
猛龙球迷：实际上我们打得不错了，磨平了分差，打到了最后一球，然后詹姆斯踏着我们的喉咙宰了我们……哈哈哈哈哈真是日了狗了。
[–]Heatlanzaio 407 指標 3小時前
It was your guys own fault for tying it and forcing his hand. You could have just lost with dignity and gave up at -17.
热火球迷：这实际上是猛龙球员的责任，谁让他们追上比分的？你们就应该在落后17分的时候放弃比赛。
[–]Buckstheconfuserx2 571 指標 3小時前
i watched the replay again. this fucking guy had 2 seconds on the clock where he could've easily drove in for a layup or possibly gotten fouled, or even taken a normal two handed jumper, and instead opts to take the most unnecessary difficult shot i've ever fucking seen. like a mid air one handed floater sideways off the glass? im speechless
雄鹿球迷：我看了一遍回放，这该死的家伙在还有两秒的时候实际上可以轻易地来个上篮、或者骗个犯规，或者来一个普通的跳投，但是他选择了最不可能也是最难的打板抛投……社会社会，我没办法说出其他的话了。
[–]CavaliersLamentably 932 指標 4小時前
It’s also the man that wears #23.
骑士球迷：还是那个穿着23号的男人啊。
[–]RaptorsReddits-Reckoning 804 指標 4小時前
He has a name. Please show my father some God damn respect.
猛龙球迷：他有名字的好么，对我爹爹尊重一点OK？
[–][TOR] Donyell MarshallPSChris33 241 指標 4小時前
Paternity ended with Biz. LeBron is my daddy now.
猛龙球迷：一点时间都没留……勒布朗现在是我爹。
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[–]RaptorsPJ_McLovin 222 指標 4小時前
I cant remember the last time I was this sad.
猛龙球迷：我不记得上一次这么难过是什么时候了。
[–]Raptors905UserNotFound 1953 指標 4小時前
not like this
猛龙球迷：不能就这么死了啊。
[–]HeatSnottyADog 576 指標 4小時前
Shhh. It's OK bby.
没事的宝贝。
[–][HOU] James Hardendk00111 431 指標 4小時前
It'll all be over soon.
火箭球迷：眼睛一闭一睁就过去了。
[–]RaptorsxGlor 141 指標 4小時前*
NBA is going to die in Canada. Losing casual fans by the thousands past 10 days.
猛龙球迷：NBA要在加拿大灭绝了，他们在过去十天内至少失去了数以千计的球迷。
[–]Warriorsivyspinners 4430 指標 4小時前*
Lebron James modes:
Regular season LeCruise
Playoff Lebron
Elimination game LeFuckYou 3
Raptor Killing Meteroid Shower LeActofGod
勇士球迷：勒布朗的四种形态：
常规赛划水詹
季后詹
绝境无敌詹
多伦多皇帝詹
[–]Cavaliersunklebuckets 1460 指標 4小時前
You forgot January ledecline
骑士球迷：你忘了还有一月下滑詹。
[–]Rockets Bandwagonlivefreeordont 573 指標 4小時前
Lebron misses free throws so he can make game winners
火箭球迷：勒布朗故意罚丢那一球，这样他就可以命中绝杀了。
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[–]Cavalierscybine 1298 指標 4小時前
Dwane Casey: What happened to you this game?
DeMar DeRozan: I went forward in time to see all fourteen million possible outcomes of the series. The only way to win the series is to lose the first 3...
Kyle Lowry: We're in the end game, now.
骑士球迷：
凯西：德罗赞你特么怎么了？
德罗赞：我已经看到了这轮系列赛的所有结果了，唯一赢得这轮系列赛的方法就是输掉前三场比赛。
洛瑞：现在我们已经在最后一场比赛的路上了。
[–]RaptorsZileanu 347 指標 3小時前
Bruh... Im running with this. Raptors in 7.
猛龙球迷：我觉得他说的有道理，猛龙7场拿下！
[–]SupersonicsGameran 611 指標 4小時前
What the fuck. How did he just do that?
超音速球迷：真是操了，他是怎么做到的？
[–]KnicksIshtastic08 1278 指標 4小時前
LeBron James officially listed as a terrorist in Canada.
尼克斯球迷：勒布朗估计被加拿大列入恐怖分子名单中了。
[–]Cavaliersbuckeye_baker 281 指標 3小時前
Can't lose to LeBron at home if you prevent him entry to the country.
骑士球迷：不像在主场输给勒布朗的唯一方法就是阻止他入境？
[–]LakersThundeousPupil 132 指標 3小時前
Terrorist? Lebron is listed on Toronto's birth certificate under 'Father'.
湖人球迷：恐怖分子？不存在的，勒布朗被多伦多列为除了父亲之外的第二个爹。
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[–]HeatsYNAPSE420 1978 指標 4小時前
Im speechless
热火球迷：突然噶住……无语凝噎。
[–]HeatNumber333 1992 指標 4小時前
I sincerely hope I never meet anyone in my life that hates me as much as LeBron hates Toronto.
热火球迷：我真的希望这辈子不要遇到一个像勒布朗恨猛龙一样恨我的人。
[–]76ersmoby323 665 指標 4小時前*
Jesus, LeBron is going to give the entire Raptor’s roster fucking PTSD.
I’m pretty sure Lowry already gets a weird eye twitch every time he sees the number 23.
76人球迷：老天爷，勒布朗这是给猛龙整支球队打出了后遗症啊……
我敢肯定现在洛瑞看到数字23就会出现可怕的幻视。
[–]Raptorsdmix 208 指標 3小時前
I had to turn my TV off and try my best to not think about basketball and how my life really isn't any different at the end of the day.
Being a Raptors fan has literally made me an expert in practicing cognitive behavioural therapy.
猛龙球迷：我关掉了电视，然后尽我所能不去想篮球，然后一直在想这场输球对于我的人生不会有任何改变。
成为一名猛龙粉丝让我在调节心理以及行为关联上成了一名专家。
[–]RaptorsOblivionCv3 352 指標 4小時前
I feel personally attacked right now
猛龙球迷：我感觉我整个人受到了冲击。
[–]Supersonicsgreysfordays 625 指標 4小時前
lebron is fucking unreal what the actual fuck
超音速球迷：假的吧！勒布朗的表现真的令人难以置信。
[–]CelticsJaylenBGOAT 309 指標 4小時前
Anyone who can't appreciate greatness isn't a true nba fan
凯尔特人球迷：谁不认为詹姆斯是传奇的一定不是一个真正的NBA粉丝。
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[–][CLE] Derrick Rose98rman 2637 指標 4小時前
Dread it. Run from it. Destiny still arrives.
LeThanos
凯尔特人球迷：恐惧也好，逃离也罢，命运终将降临。
勒灭霸来了！
[–]SpursHtotheIZZO- 584 指標 4小時前
watches LeBron kill the Raptors again "This does put a smile on my face"
马刺球迷：又看到勒布朗屠杀猛龙了，“这让我的脸上又挂上了微笑。”
[–][CHI] Cameron PayneSim888 324 指標 3小時前
公牛球迷：
[–][GSW] Andre Iguodalapwnrmasta_01 841 指標 3小時前
"Mr. Casey I don't feel so good!" (fades away)
勇士球迷：凯西教练我现在感觉不太好！（然后就隐身了）
[–]Jawn0ftheDead 401 指標 3小時前
Lebron making shots like he's in a McDonalds commercial..
勒布朗命中了这个绝杀就好像麦当劳营业员一样轻松。
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[–]CavaliersBakerTDMakerNYJ 832 指標 3小時前
Jesus christ i feel awful for the raptors
骑士球迷：天老爷，我对屠杀猛龙有一丝厌烦了。
[–][TOR] Amir JohnsonBasedMasai 913 指標 3小時前
my hype for OG's 3 went away as soon as I realized there was 8 seconds left on the clock and LeBron was still breathing
猛龙球迷：当时OG投中那个三分，比赛还有八秒时，我就意识到那个活着的勒布朗说不定要做点什么了。
[–]RocketsSpendsKarmaOnHookers 959 指標 3小時前
Jesus witnessing greatness is quite something
火箭球迷：老天，见证伟大真的是太爽了。
[–]remorse667 386 指標 3小時前
We are witnessing the second extinction of the Raptors
我们都见证了恐龙的第二次灭绝。
[–]RaptorsCapnJSmithy 1560 指標 3小時前
I think we can all agree that basketball was the winner on the day
猛龙球迷：不得不承认，不管结果如何，篮球始终是最大的赢家。
[–]Knickskars4kidz 1083 指標 3小時前
Really the Cavs and Celtics though
尼克斯球迷：实际上最大的赢家是骑士和凯尔特人。
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[–]LakersEvanH98 1310 指標 3小時前
Lebron James owns the Toronto Raptors.
湖人球迷：勒布朗-詹姆斯再次支配了猛龙。
[–]RaptorsReddits-Reckoning 606 指標 3小時前*
He has 2.7 million Torontonian children.
And I am one of them.
猛龙球迷：他在多伦多有270万孩子，而我……就是其中之一。
[–][CLE] LeBron Jamesmkz419 335 指標 3小時前
SOMEONE TELL ME THIS MOTHER FUCKER AINT CLUTCH
骑士球迷：有人竟然告诉我詹姆斯不会投关键球？
[–]Bulls Tankwagonbuddha_abusa 215 指標 3小時前*
We LeNorth
公牛球迷：北境=詹境
[–][CLE] LeBron Jamesthereturnofjagger 436 指標 3小時前*
TURN THE O-2 INTO AN O-3
骑士球迷：快把2-0的比分改成3-0！
[–]HawksSteamandDream 821 指標 4小時前
We’re all just living in his world
老鹰球迷：我们依然生活在勒布朗控制的世界中。
[–]RocketsSpendsKarmaOnHookers 157 指標 4小時前
I for one accept Lebronto as our overlord
我支持勒-雪诺成为我们的国王！
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[–]Trail Blazersunlevered 2039 指標 4小時前
LeBron now has more career playoff buzzer beaters than Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant COMBINED
开拓者球迷：现在勒布朗在季后赛里命中的绝杀数量比乔丹和科比加起来都要多了。
[–]ThunderIncaseAce 10.1k 指標 4小時前
Are you fucking serious
雷霆球迷：老天爷！这是假得吧！
[–]Cavaliersskinnytrees 3331 指標 4小時前
This is very serious
骑士球迷：俄亥俄人不说假话。
[–]Buckstheconfuserx2 2293 指標 4小時前
because LeBron James decided to use a trick shot as a game winner in game 3 of the NBA playoffs....
雄鹿球迷：勒布朗竟然用一个杂耍般的姿势投进了绝杀……真的是操了。
[–][OKC] Carmelo AnthonyDeadDay 656 指標 4小時前
The dude is unbelievable, thank god the thunder arent in the east
雷霆球迷：这家伙太不可思议了，幸好雷霆不在东部。
[–]LakersShmopyJosh 464 指標 4小時前
This is the first time I’ve heard a Western Conference fan be happy that he’s not in the East.
湖人球迷：第一次听到有西部球队的粉丝庆幸自己不在东部的。
[–][OKC] Carmelo AnthonyDeadDay 1156 指標 4小時前*
Why do you think everyone headed west. Fuck facing LeThanos
雷霆球迷：不然你以为为什么每个人都在往西部跑，东部要面对詹姆斯啊。
[–]NBAanorexicpig 435 指標 4小時前
People talk about LeBron playing in a weaker East but nobody mentions that he’s the reason superstars leave the East in the first place trying to avoid him.
人们一直在说勒布朗占了东部弱的光才能打进总决赛，可是没有任何一个人想过他就是那些超级巨星远离东部的原因。
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[–]Boltslakersdodgers 5276 指標 4小時前
I'm not going to drive it to the rim I'm going to fade away float it off the glass because I'm Lebron James
突到篮下是不可能的，这辈子都不可能的，我要来个后仰漂移打板跳投绝杀，因为我的名字叫勒布朗-詹姆斯。
[–]marksor_13 2091 指標 4小時前*
LeDegree Of Difficulty.
勒布朗-不给自己加难度就浑身不舒服-詹姆斯。
[–]Raptorssauze 1405 指標 4小時前
Whatever I hate basketball anyways
猛龙球迷：我开始恨上篮球了。
[–]ThunderTheMyst9701 1685 指標 4小時前
This man tossed up a meteor on those baby dinosaurs
雷霆球迷：这个男人直接砸了块陨石给这群龙宝宝们啊。
[–]Magicdizzystance11 547 指標 4小時前
LeExtinction Event
魔术球迷：史城“勒布朗灭绝事件”
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[–]SpursA_Vizzle 2964 指標 4小時前
Witness
马刺球迷：见证伟大。
[–][CHI] Derrick Rosejeric13xd 841 指標 4小時前*
Greatness
Edit: #Welcome2Season15
公牛球迷：见证十五年如一日的伟大。
[–]Heatrjgator 606 指標 4小時前
Just when we thought they had life, LeBron reminded us all, Raptors are extinct
热火球迷：每当我们觉得猛龙有一线生机的时候，詹姆斯总会提醒我们——猛龙已经灭绝了。
[–][TOR] Fred VanVleetSmugleaf_Raptors2012 939 指標 4小時前
Welcome to LeBronto
猛龙球迷：欢迎来到勒伦多。
[–][HOU] James HardenDeerOnTheRocks 723 指標 4小時前
R.I.P.TORS
火箭球迷：安息吧龙儿。
[–]SpursHtotheIZZO- 500 指標 4小時前
Everyone knew this was going to happen
马刺球迷：实际上每个人都觉得会出现绝杀的。
[–]PM_ME_UR_FIRST_NUDE 400 指標 4小時前
Off the fuckin glass man hahahaha
而且还是个打板哈哈哈。
[–]Celticsthe_black_panther_ 318 指標 4小時前
LeBron had to give it a degree of difficulty, he's getting bored
凯尔特人球迷：勒布朗还上了点难度，不然他会觉得无聊的。\
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