【美帝键盘侠】勒布朗秀自愈能力 发际线是唯一弱点
2018-05-26 12:46:53 来源：零点吧
骑士今日在勒布朗的率领下力克凯尔特人，将系列赛拖入抢七，一起看看Reddit球迷怎么评价本场比赛！
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[–]76ersHandRailSuicide1 864 points 36 minutes ago
Stevens did not gameplan for Love getting concussed. Good on Lue for making that early game adjustment
史蒂文斯赛前没料到乐福会遭遇脑震荡，泰伦卢的这一手调整真的很懂球！
[–]Celtics0DegreesCalvin 189 points 25 minutes ago
Really threw us for a loop.
凯尔特人球迷：这真是个圈套！
[–]WarriorsrNBAModsFuckingSuck 673 points 37 minutes ago
LeBron sacrificed a goat in order to win this game.
勒布朗献祭了一个Goat来赢下这场比赛（Goat，史上最佳的意思、也是奥斯曼的绰号。）
[–]NuggetsBlindManBaldwin 179 points 36 minutes ago
He killed himself?
怎么说？勒布朗自尽了？
[–][MIA] Josh Richardsonjc-f 78 points 33 minutes ago
Nah, Cedi.
Notice how he suspiciously didn't get any minutes?
不不不，是奥斯曼，你没注意到他诡异地没有获得上场时间吗？
[–]SunsAetiusx 143 points 37 minutes ago
I don't know if this'll be the King's last game in Cleveland. But if it is, he sure put on one hell of a show.
我不知道这是不是阿King在克利夫兰的最后一场球。但如果是的话，那也是非常了不起的一场表演。
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[–]WizardsGospelWords 758 points 45 minutes ago*
LeThanos dropping 46 points in an elimination game to tie the series at 3-3. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
詹灭霸在一场面临被淘汰的比赛中砍下46分、把大比分扳成3-3.
完美的平衡，万物本该如此。
[–]WizardsJosh-Norman 184 points 44 minutes ago
Could've had 47 but he missed that free throw. He had to miss it to have 46 points in 46 minutes. Perfectly balanced
他本可以拿到47分的但是他投丢了那个罚球。他必须罚丢来保持46分钟得46分。完美的平衡。
[–]Nuggetsmohiben 822 points 44 minutes ago
"In time, you will know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're the better team. Yet to fail all the same.
Dread it. Run from it. Elimination still arrives.
And now, it's here. Or should I say, I am." -LeThanos
“总有一天你会体会失败的滋味。明知道自己是更强的球队，但最后还是失败了。畏惧、逃避，淘汰终会降临，现在，淘汰已经降临，或者我应该说，我，已经降临。”
[–]Cavaliersnandoschips 81 points 34 minutes ago
He sacrificed his only Love
詹灭灭牺牲了他唯一的 乐福
[–]Spursephemeral_speck 319 points 50 minutes ago*
Al Horford doesn't feel so good
阿尔霍福德感觉不是太好...（蜘蛛侠凉凉前的台词）
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[–]Knicks Tankswagona_berdeen 85 points 32 minutes ago
Nance fell onto his planted leg. Similar to Javale falling on Steph and putting him out for a month.
小南斯摔在了詹姆斯的承重脚上，和麦基摔在库里上那次类似，库里因此休息了一个月。
[–]Jazzpoopdawg4 776 points 41 minutes ago
We just witnessed LeBron's leg literally healing itself midgame. That man is gonna play forever.
而我们则见证了勒布朗的腿在比赛中自愈了。这个家伙能永远地打下去吧...
[–][BOS] Allan RayAnzaiOne 170 points 35 minutes ago
Lebron "Wolverine" James.
勒布朗-金刚狼-詹姆斯
[–][CHI] Derrick RoseTheRealCountVertigo 30 points 31 minutes ago
Got that Wolverine Healing Factor, explains why he doesn't age!
原来他有金刚狼的自愈能力啊，那他的年纪就解释得通了
[–]KnicksWindowSenate 29 points 29 minutes ago
His hairline is his only weak spot.
发际线是他的唯一弱点
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[–]Celticscrackdup 202 points 38 minutes ago
As a celtics supporter he is responsible for 90% of my playoff sad memories
作为一名凯尔特人球迷，勒布朗要对我90%的季后赛糟糕回忆负责！
[–][TOR] DeMar DeRozanDoyinYale 89 points 36 minutes ago
I feel you bruh
猛龙球迷：我懂你的兄弟...
[–]Bullskashmoney36 422 points 47 minutes ago
I'm sad I'll never be good at anything in my life as much as LeBron is good at basketball
很难过，我永远也没办法在我人生中像勒布朗这么擅长打篮球一样擅长某件事情
[–]Timberwolvesright_foot 148 points 44 minutes ago
I'm so good at jerking off tho
我很擅长挊自己
[–]TimberwolvesGuy_Fieri_69 55 points 43 minutes ago
I miiiiiiight be better tho.
我的水平更好兄弟！
[–]CavaliersLamentably 49 points 41 minutes ago
so jerk each other off
那你们俩互撸娃一下。
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[–]NBAYourMajesty90 219 points 47 minutes ago
Watching KD and LeBron perform in the 4th on back to back nights really puts into perspective the gap between the two.
连续两个夜晚看勒布朗和KD在第四节的关键表现，真的很能看出两人之间的鸿沟。
[–][LAL] Kobe BryantLittleTasteOfPoison 42 points 47 minutes ago
LeBron is straight out of a video game. This is 2k, definitely not real life.
勒布朗是游戏里出来的吧？这绝对是2k，绝不是真实世界。
[–][BOS] Kevin Garnettaivpt 217 points 48 minutes ago
its ok i hate basketball anyway
彳亍口巴，反正我很讨厌篮球
[–][BOS] Jaylen BrownThe_Keebster 39 points 44 minutes ago
Me too, I don't even know why I bothered to watch this game
我也是，我都不知道自己为什么要看这场比赛
[–]Mars_Ahoy 12 points 52 minutes ago
End of 1st quarter: Hey, the Celtics might actually have a chance to win this.
End of 2nd quarter: ...Nevermind
第一节结束时：嘿，搞不好凯尔特人真的有机会赢下这场比赛诶！
第二节结束时：打扰了。
[–]felmo 49 points 51 minutes ago
I think there's a pattern for the Cavaliers this post-season:
R1: Win in 7 Games
R2: Sweep
ECF: Win in 7 Games
Finals: Sweep
我发现了骑士队今年季后赛的规律：
第一轮：抢七取胜
第二轮：横扫
东决：抢七取胜
总决赛：横扫
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编译：泰拳警告