【美帝键盘侠】骑士晋级总决赛 灭霸詹打满全场
2018-05-28 15:53:38 来源：零点吧
makemefries21.3k points·2 hours ago
Doris asked the guy who did 90% of the school project what other members contributed lol
老师：詹独秀同学光你表现发言了，那其他人都干什么了。
Rocketshtownbananaboat3.6k points·2 hours ago
Ty Lue: Lebron, you're going to have to play the whole game and beat the Celtics in Game 7 on the road. Also JR Smith is one of your starters.
Lebron: Hold my wine.
泰伦-卢：老詹，接下来你要准备打满客场和凯尔特人的抢七了。哦，对了，JR-史密斯也是先发一员，他会分担你的压力的。
老詹：呵呵。
回复：Heat vapid_penguin759 points·2 hours ago
Oh and so is Jeff Green, and KLove is out
哦还有杰夫-格林，不过乐福因伤缺席了。
Raptors 43ww434.4k points·3 hours ago
Celtics:
? down 4 points
? grabs huge rebound
? shoots three, misses
? grab another huge rebound
? shoots rushed three, misses
凯尔特人：
落后四分
拿到关键篮板
投三分，打铁
又抓到关键篮板
匆忙三分出手，打铁
回复：Rockets BandwagonCtrlAltFlop1.2k points·2 hours ago
Inexperience, imo
在我看来这支绿军太缺乏季后赛经验了。
回复：Heat Nellionidas355 points·2 hours ago
Yep for sure the culprit. Brad Stevens is a monster but it’s a mental battle for the players to play in a game seven for the finals at 20.
Edit: I a word
说滴对，史蒂文斯教练像是怪物一般，但是对于这帮20岁的年轻人而言，抢七更像是一场心理战争。
回复：Celtics sonQUAALUDE1.1k points·2 hours ago
fade me for life
让我非常绝望。
mMounirM2.0k points·3 hours ago
can't believe Jordan Clarkson played and cavs won
不敢相信乔丹-克拉克森上场骑士竟然还能赢
回复：Rockets Bandwagongoofygoober2992 points·2 hours ago
Even scarier thought: Jordan Clarkson will get minutes in an NBA final
更令人难以置信的是克拉克森不久后还将出现在总决赛的舞台上。
回复：turtledog18751 points·2 hours ago
shudder...
-13 in 9 minutes in a game where the opponent scored 79.
真吓人，绿军一共就得了79分，克拉克森出场9分钟正负值达到了-13.
回复：Warriors NeighborhoodNeckBear421 points·2 hours ago
Clarkson with the big 0/0/0/0/0 tonight in 9 minutes lmao
克拉克森打了9分钟数据是0/0/0/0/0，哈哈哈笑死我了。
[MEM] Marc GasolPandamonius84201 points·2 hours ago
Clarkson went foward in time before the start of the game. To see all possible outcomes of Game 7. This was the only way for Cleveland to win Game 7.
克拉克森在比赛开始前穿越时空看到了抢七的一千多万种结果，这样的表现恰恰就是唯一让骑士赢得比赛的方式。
猛龙球迷 Captain-Poop14.2k points·3 hours ago1
Why lose in 7 when you can lose in 4 #efficiency
既然七场也是输，为什么不四场就快点输了算了呢？
回复：猛龙球迷 mix_it4.3k points·2 hours ago
Raptors were just resting for next season confirmed
对啊，你看猛龙早早就可以休息来为下赛季做准备了。
Cavalierscav ani4304.3k points·3 hours ago
Scary Terry shot 2-14 (0-10 from 3) in 36 minutes, yikes.
大心脏罗齐尔全场14中2（三分10中0），哎呀呀。
回复：toclosetotheedge5.5k points·2 hours ago1
Approachable Terry
和蔼的罗齐尔
回复：Celtics matsurren898 points·2 hours ago
Cuddly Terry
可爱的罗齐尔
回复：[TOR] Delon WrightDelonWright528 points·2 hours ago
Him being put in for Jaylen with a couple minutes left was a mistake
最后几分钟让他顶替杰伦-布朗真是错误的决定。
回复：CelticsITsLoverBoy398 points·2 hours ago
Jaylen was shooting 4-17
兄弟，杰伦-布朗也不咋地，全场17中4.
回复：[TOR] Delon WrightDelonWright528 points·2 hours ago
Him being put in for Jaylen with a couple minutes left was a mistake
至少布朗在防守詹姆斯上做得不错啊。
Raptors lolAdvantage8.8k points·3 hours ago
Dread it, run from it, Jeff Green still arrives once every 3 weeks
可怕，杰夫-格林还是严格地遵守每三周爆发一次的定律。
回复：Thunder homefree122499 points·2 hours ago
LeBron just needs one more player--literally any player--to do something helpful, and he will take care of the rest.
詹姆斯真的需要更多的帮助，这样他才能休息一会儿。
回复：Bucks barimanlhs911 points·3 hours ago
Jeff Green has basically secured his spot on next years squad for some how becoming the most consistent player outside of Lebron and mostly love
杰夫-格林已经用自己的实际行动保证了自己下个赛季在球队中的位置，现在的他已经成为骑士除了詹姆斯和乐福外第三重要的球员。
回复：Mavericks chanman876547 points·3 hours ago
I never thought the day would come where I would hear Jeff Green and consistent in the same sentence.
说实话从来没想到过杰夫-格林会和核心这两个字联系在一起。
Suns FireAndBud113.3k points·3 hours ago
Shoutout to George Hill with the 6/2/2 but +27.
我要吹一句乔治-希尔，全场得到6分2板2助，正负值+27！
[SAS] Avery JohnsonRecycledCan666 points·3 hours ago
You know he has LeBron's trust when LeBron threw him that fullcourt pass with less than 2 minutes remaining
当乔治-希尔在比赛还剩最后两分钟时他接到了詹姆斯的跨越全场的传球就知道这名老将深得詹姆斯的信任。
Clippers Sottish554 points·3 hours ago
LeBron played 48 minutes.
詹姆斯打了48分钟。
回复：公牛球迷 penguinseed85 points·3 hours ago
Thibs is at home beaming rn
锡伯杜在家看球时表示非常兴奋
Lakers Palifaith3.4k points·3 hours ago
Kyrie Irving knew what was going to happen and did not want to be present to witness the inevitable.
其实欧文知道抢七会发生什么，他不想亲眼看见这一切发生所以没有选择现场观战。
Cavaliers PedosoKJ796 points·3 hours ago
It blows my mind that players don't watch their team on the bench. Kawhi not being there fucking killed me, and now Kyrie not watching his team.
真有点恶心到我了，一名球员竟然不去现场观战自己球队的比赛，当初莱昂纳德不在场就让我很愤怒，现在欧文也这样做。
[GSW] Shaun Livingstonmisserray1.6k points·3 hours ago1·edited 2 hours ago
Shoutout to that guy who bet $1100 on Cleveland after they went down 0-2. I think he made somewhere around $4k. Good for him.
Oh and LeBron is unreal. Ridiculous what he's done this postseason.
当初0-2落后时下注买骑士晋级总决赛的吧友们已经别墅靠海了吧，这些兄弟真厉害！
詹姆斯的表现太不真实了，他季后赛的表现就是在开挂一样。
FabsMagicHat495 points·3 hours ago
Game 7 of the 2038 NBA Finals, 5 seconds left. A 54 year old Lebron has played every minute of the series and has led his team to 29 straight Finals. Cavs down by 1. Lebron dribbles up and has a heart attack and dies on the court. Cavs lose. People say Lebron isn’t clutch.
2038年NBA总决赛第七场，还剩5秒。54岁的老老詹姆斯整个系列赛打满每一分钟，他的球队已经连续29年打进总决赛了。此时骑士落后1分，詹姆斯持球进攻但是心脏病突发倒在场上，骑士输球，人们还在喷詹姆斯关键球不行。
Bulls bears22677.4k points·3 hours ago
I'm convinced LeBron could win an elimination game with two pumpkins, a golden retriever, and Jerry Jones on the court with him
现在我相信詹姆斯可以带着两个南瓜，一条金毛和杰里-琼斯（达拉斯牛仔老板）赢得比赛。
76ers CranberryNapalm1.4k points·3 hours ago
The audacity
无耻，拥有詹姆斯真是为所欲为。
Spurs bawstothewall610 points·3 hours ago
Terry Rozier tanking his trade value so he won’t get traded to a bad team in the offseason. 4d chess
罗齐尔是故意降低自己的交易价值这样就可以避免休赛期被交易到一支烂队了。
Nuggets ta65141.1k points·3 hours ago
Lebron rested a total of 27 seconds lol
詹姆斯全场应该就休息了27秒，我的妈呀。
Celtics LamarMillerIsCat9.8k points·3 hours ago1
Why do I need to see Solo: A Star Wars story in theaters? Could just watch Solo: A LeBron James story from home.
所以我为什么还要去电影院看星战呢，以后就看詹姆斯故事传就可以了。
Warriors Balls_of_Adamanthium1.5k points·3 hours ago·edited 1 hour ago
Coach lue: "give me Lebron and 4 pieces of wood and I'll take you to the Finals"
泰伦-卢：给我詹姆斯加4块木头，我就带你打进总决赛！
回复：Lakers ThundeousPupil558 points·3 hours ago
Lebron : "I can take Tryon Lue to the finals."
詹姆斯：我可是能带着泰伦-卢打进总决赛。
[DAL] Steve NashComeOnAndSlang6.6k points·3 hours ago
After all this excitement, we’re getting a Cavs Warriors finals once again aren’t we
所以说到头来今年总决赛还是勇士VS骑士？
Lakers MolestingLester2.9k points·3 hours ago
I want the Cavs v. Rockets matchup.
我更想看骑士VS火箭
[TOR] Tracy McGradyCozyHov990 points·3 hours ago
Lebron is a fucking cyborg, 48 minutes holy shit
詹姆斯肯定是机器人，打了48分钟，我去。
Raptors v_955.1k points·3 hours ago
That LeThanos yell after the goaltend was something beastly
灭霸詹在拖着莫里斯打进二加一后放声大笑
回复：R786921.1k points·3 hours ago
Jayson Tatum's dunk on LeBron was basically Thor with Stormbreaker on Thanos, and then the last 6 minutes of this game were basically the last 6 minutes of Infinity War.
塔图姆最后时刻隔扣詹姆斯就像是索尔劈灭霸的那一斧子，然后比赛最后六分钟的走向就和电影一样了。
Raptors raptorsbucketnator2.0k points·3 hours ago
Umm LeBron just dragged a team to the finals that was assembled 40 games ago
Emmmm，詹姆斯带着一支40场比赛前刚刚组建成的新球队打进了总决赛……
Rockets WhoDey42702 points·3 hours ago
Death
Taxes
Raptors choke
Lebron makes the finals
世界上永恒不变的四件事：
死亡
收税
猛龙夭折
詹姆斯打进总决赛
Lakers thesuch157 points·3 hours ago
Most NBA finals appearances in history:
Lakers 31
Celtics 21
LeBron 9
Warriors 9
Sixers 9
历史上打进总决赛次数最多的：
湖人31ci
凯尔特人21次
詹姆斯9次
勇士9次
76人9次
Heat Isiwjee2.0k points·3 hours ago
Reminder that this Cavs team wins 20 games without LeBron
这支骑士没有詹姆斯只赢过20场比赛。
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