【美帝键盘侠】69岁的波波追着莱昂纳德飞了整个美国
2018-06-20 20:16:52 来源：零点吧
讨论主题：波波将前往南加州与莱昂纳德会面，莱昂纳德团队放话19年只想签约洛城球队
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[–][GSW] Stephen CurryGreatCucumber 1014 points 7 hours ago
Spurs: We won't trade to any Western Conference teams.
Kawhi: No fak u
马刺：我们不会把你交易到任何西部球队的
科怀：我翘李妈
[–]76ersCocainepepperoni 18 points 6 hours ago
If I am the Spurs I keep him or trade him to Memphis for towels.
如果我是马刺，我要么留下他，要么拿他跟孟菲斯换毛巾。
[–]CelticsLuckysBestMan 286 points 7 hours ago
Trade him to the magic for some blah assets. Force Lakers to keep a max slot open again. No way LeBron wastes a year waiting on Kawhi.
把他换到魔术去，随便换点啥。逼迫湖人保一年的薪金空间，勒布朗不可能为卡哇伊浪费一年。
[–]CelticsLuckysBestMan 44 points 7 hours ago
It's not like Lakers are going to include Ingram, ball, and kuzma now.
湖人这下子看起来不会出英格拉姆球哥和库兹马了
[–][WAS] Gilbert ArenasMAC-94 26 points 7 hours ago
I don’t think LeBron is going to wait a year
但我不认为勒布朗会愿意等他一年
[–][POR] Patty Millsshickard 106 points 7 hours ago
Whats the best fuck-you-lakers trade they could make? Kawhi to the Clippers for the 13th pick and Avery Bradley sign-and-trade?
知道最好的“甘霖娘”交易是什么吗？先签后换把他送去洛杉矶快船，拿来13号签和布拉德利。
[–]CelticsEl_Producto 209 points 6 hours ago
Kawhi for Iguodala, Jordan Bell, unprotected 2020 and 2022 1sts, and a 2021 pick swap.
卡哇伊换伊戈达拉+乔丹-贝尔+2020年、2022年的首轮签以及2021年的首轮签交换权。
[–]KnicksDTrain56 92 points 6 hours ago
I legit laughed at this, Barkley's head would explode.
我笑了，真这么搞巴克利的脑袋都会炸掉。
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[–]Suns TankwagonRoy_G_Biv_Mika 218 points 7 hours ago
Damn, does he hate the Spurs more than Suns fans do now?
靠，科怀现在是比太阳球迷还讨厌马刺吗？
[–]WizardsWesternCommission 130 points 7 hours ago
Kawhi a savage for real, even PG13 didn't go to this extent.
卡哇伊真的很残暴，泡椒都没这么过分
[–]Bullsmiss_arcadian 350 points 7 hours ago
Man now I'm really curious why Timmy and Pop were in NYC. Was it the meeting with Kawhi, and he just didn't show or something?
那我现在非常好奇邓肯和波波去纽约干什么了，那是和卡哇伊的会面吗？还是说卡哇伊没有出现？
[–]Spursgreg9683 375 points 7 hours ago
Kawhi's group wouldn't let Kawhi meet Pop alone. They were there for the original NYC talk. Then they leaked that initial crap that begin this offseason roller coaster. Pop and Duncan flew there for nothing. They wasted both Tim and Pop's time.
卡哇伊的团队不肯让他单独和波波见面，他们本来是要在纽约见面的。但之后记者们爆出了一系列东西，所以波波和邓肯白飞了一趟。他们浪费了波波和邓肯的时间。
[–]Spursgila-monster 1662 points 7 hours ago
Pop is really chasing kawhi across the country like chief keef and 69
波波就像是chief keef（说唱歌手）一样追着卡哇伊飞了整个美国，他已经69岁了啊。
[–]Hornetsclever_imposter 385 points 7 hours ago
If this is true, Kawhi is such a bitch
如果这是真的，那卡哇伊真的是个烂人
[–]Warriorsathleticshark 104 points 7 hours ago
Kinda shitty to make the guy who's wife died not too long ago to come see you
你让一个妻子刚去世不久的人特意来见你，这事儿挺扯淡的。
[–]Cavaliersmybachhurts 95 points 7 hours ago
This makes me feel bad for Pop, and dislike Kawhi for making him do this.
这让我感到难过，也让我恶心莱昂纳德。
[–]slendergram14 20 points 8 hours ago
Better meet in a public location kawhi or you’ll never get out alive.
科怀你最好在公共场合进行会面啊，不然你可能没法活着走出来。
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[–]NBAniggabiggatigga 7 points 3 hours ago
Why does every news report say "preferably with the Lakers." Lets be honest no one wants to go to the clippers.
为什么每条新闻都说他更喜欢湖人？让我们正面这个现实吧——没人想去快船。
[–]Lakers_TIMBER_ 13 points 7 hours ago
The villain tag is in the process of transferring from KD to Kawhi
大反派的标签正在从KD身上转到科怀身上。
[–]SpursNotFrankSalazar 389 points 7 hours ago
You ever get in trouble with your parents as an adult? They can't spank you or do anything really, but you don't want to face a scolding so you just avoid them. That's what this seems like.
你们有和自己的成年合伙人闹过矛盾吗？他们不能打屁股惩罚你，你也不想被当面呵斥，所以就是躲着他们。
这件事看起来就是这样。
[–]LakersSupaZT 114 points 7 hours ago
The funniest thing with all this shit? Not once have we actually heard a quote from Kawhi.
知道这件事最搞笑的部分是什么吗？那就是我们还没有听到莱昂纳德说哪怕一个字！
[–]-HESI_PULL_UP_JIMBO- 51 points 8 hours ago
Kawhi doesn't ask for things. His group does.
莱昂纳德没有需求。但他的团队有。
[–]WarriorsSprewell_Choke_Job 64 points 7 hours ago
Pop so good, he could probably convince Kawhi to get a new uncle too.
波波很厉害的，他也许能说服莱昂纳德换一个舅舅。
[–]Imsosorryyourewrong 16 points 4 hours ago
"do you want to be a champion or do you want to be a nephew?"
“你是想做一个冠军？还是想做一个外甥？”
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