【美帝键盘侠】威少恶搞哈登后撤步引出“重磅新闻”！
2018-07-28 12:57:43 来源：零点吧
威少今日在国家队训练营中当面模仿恶搞哈登的后撤步，一起来看看Reddit球迷怎么讨论这件好笑的事情！
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[–]KnicksHokageEzio 1603 points 7 hours ago
Looks legal to me.
看起来不走步啊
[–]Trail Blazersrnbakneejerk 135 points 7 hours ago
He forgot to snap his head back like he just got shot by a 12 gauge
威少忘记了加上“像是刚被12毫米喷子打了一枪的”扭脖子动作
[–][SAS] Kawhi LeonardSnuggleMuffin42 107 points 6 hours ago
Tony Brothers: "Doesn't look like anything to me"
裁判托尼-布拉泽斯：“我什么也看不出来”
[–]Nuggetskthxtyler 3 points 3 hours ago
I hate Tony Brothers, he dicked us so hard last season
我讨厌托尼布拉泽斯，他上赛季把我们吹得好惨
[–][PHI] Joel EmbiidDOG_herpes 3 points 2 hours ago
He does it to everyone trust me
兄弟你信我，他对每个球队都这样。
[–]Clipperscata1yst622 218 points 6 hours ago
Harden: stepback, slight shooting motion, (wait for foul), pass to Melo.
Melo: Jabstep, jabstep, jabstep.
Shot clock violation.
哈登：后撤步、起手投篮（等对手犯规），传给甜瓜。
甜瓜：试探步X3
24秒违例。
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[–][OKC] Raymond FeltonDTttfu 46 points 3 hours ago*
def stepback():--------定义后撤步
if stepback:--------如果 后撤步
if defender = reach: --------如果防守者犯规了
print(draw_foul)--------那么输出：造犯规
elif defender = contest:--------如果防守者干扰了投篮
return stepback--------那么继续后撤步
else:--------否则
defender != foul--------如果防守者没犯规
print(flop)--------那么就进行假摔
else:--------否则
print(flop)--------进行假摔
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[–]Clippersjcw4455 1168 points 6 hours ago
Fun Fact: Russel Westbrook, James Harden, and Kevin Durant all played together on the 2012 USA basketball team.
有趣的事实：威少、哈登、杜兰特曾一起效力2012国家队
[–]Knicksslyguy183 303 points 6 hours ago
Fun Fact: They have won 3 of the past 5 MVP awards
有趣的事实：他们仨拿了过去五个赛季的MVP
[–]Thunder BandwagonFireBack 205 points 5 hours ago
Man, can you imagine if they all played on an NBA team together?
老哥，你能想象他们三个人在一支NBA球队打球的样子吗？？？
[–]Kierrnan 138 points 5 hours ago
Man you’re right. Russ and Harden on the warriors would be great
老哥你说得对。威少和哈登加入勇士会非常棒！
[–]Warriors BandwagonMagicPistol 41 points 5 hours ago
They could possibly be contenders.
他们也许就能成为总冠军争夺者了！
[–][LAL] Magic JohnsonAvrproX17_Game 37 points 3 hours ago
But can they beat a lineup with Rondo, Lance, Deng, Beasley, and McGee?
但他们能打败第一中锋、第一詹吹、英国乔丹、比大爷、和麦基组成的伟大阵容吗？
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[–]mastertom0306 896 points 7 hours ago
Harden needs to grab that reb to strike back.
哈登应该模仿威少去摘下那个篮板然后推反击
[–]Lakers__spartacus 75 points 7 hours ago
He'll need someone to impersonate Adams doe
那哈登需要一个人来扮演亚当斯的卡锋角色
[–]Raptorsjorvay 1114 points 6 hours ago
Everyone's so focused on Westbrook. I'm just impressed that Harden was playing defence like it was a real game.
大家的注意力都在威少身上，只有我发现了，哈登的防守和他在比赛里的一样令人窒息！
[–]notkevin_durant 18 points 6 hours ago
Savage
兄弟你太残暴了
[–]Warriorsrobishere 207 points 7 hours ago
Harden unfazed, thought it was legal
哈登懵逼了，以为这个动作是合法的
[–]WarriorsBoredomHeights 34 points 2 hours ago
"I gotta remember that one. Learn so much at these team USA things."
“我得拿个小本本记下来。每次来国家队都能学到好多新东西~”
[–][LAL] Gary Paytonhanacker 59 points 6 hours ago
REPORTER: James, what did you think about Russ making fun of you a bit at practice today?
HARDEN: I was mad. I'm gonna destroy him next time we play for real. Nah, I'm just playing. It's all in good in fun.
BREAKING NEWS - James Harden and Russell Westbrook feuding. Harden "mad". Says he will "destroy" Westbrook.
记者：登登，你怎么看待威少今天在训练中跟你开玩笑的事情？
哈登：我很生气！我下次见到他的时候要灭了他！不不不，我开玩笑的，这一切都挺好玩挺有趣的。
然后...
重磅新闻！詹姆斯-哈登与拉塞尔-威斯布鲁克不和！哈登“怒不可遏”并表示他要“灭了”威斯布鲁克！
[–]Lakerscjsrhkcjs 22 points 5 hours ago
"I'm gonna destroy him... for real. It's... fun"
断章取义：“我要灭了他...真的要灭了他...那会很有趣”
[–]SpursAzAfAr28 18 points 6 hours ago
ESPN: "you're hired!"
ESPN：“你明天来上班！”
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[–]TorePun 546 points 6 hours ago
Two friends having some fun, let's see how absolutely pissed off we can get about it here
两个好朋友在开玩笑而已，你们却在这儿这么酸这么黑
[–][OKC] Russell Westbrookthugangsta 124 points 6 hours ago
Yes, it is - just a little banter between friends. Two of the best players, friends and back to back MVP's. Must be awesome for them and should be awesome for us as fans of OKC and HOU.
对啊，就是好基友之间的玩笑而已。两个最好的球员、好朋友，两位MVP。他们俩肯定很要好，而我们作为雷霆和火箭球迷也应该是一样。
[–]Rocketsnnitsua 32 points 5 hours ago
Didn't they know each other when they were kids/teenagers? How awesome is that they got to grow up and be MVPs
他们不是从小就认识对方吗？一起长大一起成为MVP，这真是太棒了啊
[–]soupman66 48 points 4 hours ago
Russel Westbrook, Harden, Derozan, Jrue Holiday, Paul George, Kawhi Leonard and Klay Thompson are all from the same area(Socal) and are within 1-2 years of each other. Derozan, Westbrook, Harden and Jrue Holiday specifically all grew up playing against each other. They're all from inner city LA.
威少、哈登、德罗赞、朱霍乐迪、泡椒、莱昂纳德还有克莱都是从一个地方出来的，彼此之间只差一两岁。德罗赞、哈登和霍乐迪还是老对手。他们都是来自 湖人总...部所在地区的孩子。
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