【美帝键盘侠】老詹和库里差十岁？奥登是拉塞尔弟弟？
2018-07-31 19:07:18 来源：零点吧
讨论主题一
詹姆斯在今日接受采访时说：“我确实花了很长时间认真地考虑和西蒙斯、恩比德组队，或者和哈登、保罗组队。但是我更想去迎接挑战，帮助一支很久没有做出成绩的球队去达到一些高度，而湖人就已经好些年没进季后赛了。”
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[–]BullsBigPoppaPuff 2426 points 12 hours ago
" I like the challenge of being able to help a team get to places that they haven't been in quite a while."
"Did you consider signing with Sacramento or Orlando?"
“我喜欢挑战，帮助一直很久没有取得成绩的球队去到一定的高度。”
“那你考虑过国王和魔术吗？”
[–]KingsKFord94 27 points 10 hours ago
This was my first thought when I read the quote. We haven’t been to the playoffs in the longest time out of any team, LeBron pls :(
国王球迷：我看到勒布朗这么说时第一时间也是这个想法！我们是联盟中最久没有进过季后赛的球队啊老詹！！
[–]LakersLAbronInTimbs 639 points 11 hours ago
LeBron is not trying to lose the rest of the hair he has. He worked to damn hard to fix his hairline.
勒布朗可不想为了球队把剩下的头发也掉光，他好不容易才修理好了自己的发际线。
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[–]NetsRanBobandy 513 points 12 hours ago
LeBron James the patron saint of parity. Helping them poor Lakers finally make the playoffs
勒布朗成了穷人的救世主，帮助贫苦的湖人重返季后赛
[–]LakersTrumppered 186 points 11 hours ago
To be fair this has been the longest playoff drought in franchise history. Not saying anyone should feel bad for us, but from LeBron's perspective, "bringing the NBA's Marquee franchise back from irrelevance" certainly has a nice legacy-narrative angle to it.
讲道理这已经是我湖球队历史上最长的没进季后赛纪录了。我不是说大家都应该对此感到难过，但从勒布朗的角度来讲“把NBA的豪门带回聚光灯下”是他很不错的一个目标。
[–]BullsZorak9379 564 points 10 hours ago
Those poor Lakers, eight whole years without a title
可怜的湖人呀，已经八年没有夺冠了呢
[–]76ersmarksills 462 points 10 hours ago
BRON WE HAVENT BEEN TO A CONFERENCE FINALS IN 17 YEARS
老詹我们已经17年没有进过分区决赛了啊啊啊！！
[–]WarriorsStayHumblePlease 11 points 5 hours ago
Bron we only won 3 out of the last 4
老詹我们过去四年只赢了三次总冠军啊啊啊！！
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[–][PHI] Rodney Carneyforthestreamz 1114 points 12 hours ago
"but wearing a Lakers jersey in Space Jam 2 just looks better than a Sixers or Rockets jersey tbh"
“但是在《大灌篮2》里穿上湖人球衣可能比76人球衣或者火箭球衣好看吧”
[–]76ersbveezy 487 points 12 hours ago
White Sixers Jersey is much better than the Banana Lakers ones don’t @ me
76人白色球衣比湖人的香蕉黄好看多了好吗！不接受反驳！
[–][POR] Wesley Matthewsmrnumbertwo 362 points 12 hours ago
Every jersey is better than the banana yellow
所有球衣都比香蕉黄好看
[–][LAL] Lamar Odomgerardatron 9 points 9 hours ago
I remember when I caught a Lakers game on TV last season for the first time, I thought something was off with my TV's color settings
我还记得上赛季我第一次看我湖的比赛，刚开始我还以为是我的电视色彩设置出了什么问题...
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[–]Heatwormhole222 118 points 10 hours ago
This is why I feel superstars want to sign with the Knicks. You get the benefits of playing for a premium franchise, but with the Knicks if you win you will be a god to the fans.
这就是为什么我认为超级球星应该签约尼克斯。你能得到为豪门球队效力的福利，如果你能带尼克斯赢球，那你就是上帝。
[–]CavaliersCheesy_Potatoes 39 points 9 hours ago
And if you lose you get fuckin destroyed by NY media
如果你赢不了，那你会被纽约的媒体大卸八块
[–][NYK] Amar'e Stoudemirearvs17 76 points 10 hours ago
One KD to the Knicks please
给我尼克斯来个KD吧求求了
[–]Heatmajinvegeta2x 90 points 9 hours ago
TBH if KD went to the Knicks and won a ring there, it would be pretty big step to re-framing his legacy
讲道理如果KD帮助尼克斯拿到了总冠军，那会是他重塑历史地位的巨大一步。
[–][NYK] Amar'e Stoudemirearvs17 50 points 9 hours ago
Definitely!!! Imagine bringing a dysfunctional franchise its first championship in 4 decades. KD will be forever loved in NY!
绝对是的！想象一下！帮助一支功能紊乱的球队夺得40年来的第一个冠军，KD会是纽约永远的爱！
[–][LAL] Kobe BryantIceCreamPirate 38 points 8 hours ago
Fuck even I want that
哇塞听得我都想去了
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讨论主题二
詹姆斯说：“我们都认识斯蒂芬-库里，他是个模范市民、是个来自了不起的家庭的了不起的孩子，现在有非常多的孩子——黑人小孩、白人小孩、所有的孩子都爱他以及他的作为。所以，没有人能有任何理由去攻击他，我就是这么觉得的。”
[–]SpursHereComesJustice 206 points 5 hours ago
so many different kids
Thought he was saying Curry had a lot of kids
“非常多的孩子”
我还以为老詹说库里生了非常多的孩子
[–][SAS] Tim Duncanwazupbro 53 points 3 hours ago
I was confused for a second too. I was like damn Steph had that many kids with different women? White, black, Hispanic, he had them all.
我也懵逼了一秒。我还以为库里和那么多女人生了那么多孩子？白的黑的西班牙的，都生了？
[–]76ersJoehos 2 points 13 minutes ago
Dwight Howard is a model citizen. So many different kids, white, black, Hispanic, and all different races.
“德怀特-霍华德是个模范市民。他有那么多的孩子，黑的白的西班牙的，各种人种的。”
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[–]CasualGamerPro617 149 points 6 hours ago
“kid” is why you lost Kyrie
“孩子”这个词，就是你失去欧文的原因。
[–]klawhileonard 71 points 6 hours ago
Can’t lose Steph if you don’t have him tho
但你没拥有库里，你就没法失去他
[–]Lakersttam23 317 points 6 hours ago
kid
Kyrie Irving has downvoted this post
“孩子”
欧文点了踩。
[–][BOS] Kyrie IrvingKyrieWillRapeYou 96 points 5 hours ago
Never forget when that reporter asked Kyrie how good of a dad Lebron is. And then did it again when Kyrie said "excuse me?"
永远忘不了那次一个记者问欧文：“勒布朗作为一个爸爸有多优秀？”
欧文说：“你说啥？”
然后那个记者又问了一遍...
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[–][CHI] Rajon Rondoawsomeworks 411 points 6 hours ago
why is lebron still calling curry a kid, he's 30
为什么勒布朗一直管库里叫孩子啊，库里都30岁了
[–]SupersonicsHaejang-guk 412 points 6 hours ago
Because he looks like he's 19, and LeBron looks like he's 47.
因为库里看起来像19岁，而勒布朗看起来像47
[–]Knicksbahamutfan64 104 points 6 hours ago
LeBron "Greg Oden" James.
勒布朗-格雷格奥登-詹姆斯
[–]SupersonicsHaejang-guk 71 points 5 hours ago
I said 47, not 57.
我说勒布朗像47，不是像奥登像57。
[–]barfsandwich 24 points 4 hours ago
I thought Greg Oden was Bill Russell's little brother the first time I saw him
我第一次见到奥登的时候还以为他是比尔拉塞尔的弟弟。
[–]Strand007 14 points 4 hours ago
to be fair, Delonte still calls LeBron his kid too
讲道理，德隆蒂-韦斯特还一直管勒布朗叫孩子呢
[–]Lakershoopaholik91 8 points 3 hours ago
Well this is Currys 10th season and it will be LeBrons 16th. And Curry wasn't an All-Star until Lebron's 11th season, so he probably thinks of him as the next generation in basketball years.
这是库里的第十个赛季，却已经是勒布朗的第十六个了。库里在勒布朗的第十一个赛季才成了全明星，所以，勒布朗可能认为库里跟他差了一代吧
[–]RocketsLezardValeth 75 points 3 hours ago
He really is. Fantastic role model.
People can hate his little shimmies on the court, but if that's the worst thing the guy has done, he must be a pretty damn good guy.
库里真的是模范、是楷模。人们可以黑他在球场上的抖肩，但如果抖肩是一个人最大的黑点的话，那这个人一定是个很不错的家伙！
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