【美帝键盘侠】小托马斯埋汰骑士|克利夫兰究竟如何？
2018-08-13 10:31:21 来源：零点吧
'Cleveland was a shithole...I can see why Bron left. Again.' -Isaiah Thomas
“克利夫兰就是个粪坑……我终于知道为啥勒布朗会再次离开了。”——以赛亚-托马斯。
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[–]ThunderI_Hate_Traffic 4090 指標 1 天前
Watch him end up in Cleveland lol
雷霆球迷：期待他在克利夫兰终老哦哈哈哈哈。
[–]penny_4_thots 1235 指標 1 天前
And then they can fuck with him by having him play backup for Sexton
然后他们通过让小托马斯打塞克斯顿的替补来恶心他哈哈哈。
[–]MagicYash_We_Can 351 指標 23小時前
He can play backup to Sextons backup
魔术球迷：实际上他可以打塞克斯顿的替补的替补。
[–]MagicDSwishTrey0 132 指標 23小時前
No put him in the G-League affiliate - where they'll still force him to be a backup PG.
魔术球迷：不不不，把他扔到发展联盟里“锻炼”——然后在发展联盟还是让他打替补控卫。
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[–]meupirunatuaface 5437 指標 1 天前
IT : "You like it, you think Cleveland's cool? I mean I never heard anyone say I'm going to Cleveland on vacation.. what's so good about Cleveland?"
小托马斯：“你喜欢克利夫兰？你觉得克利夫兰很酷？我的意思是我从来没听说过有人要去克利夫兰度假……克利夫兰有啥好的？”
[–]Jazzshwiggydog 2215 指標 1 天前
Still waiting for Joakim to be traded to Cleveland at some point in his career
爵士球迷：我还指望着有一天诺阿能被交易到骑士去呢。
注：诺阿一直在公众媒体大肆Diss克利夫兰。
[–][HOU] Metta World PeacesauceDrakula647 247 指標 23 小時前
He'd probably fake his own death before playing for Cleveland.
火箭球迷：如果他为克利夫兰打球，他一定会假装自己死了来不了。
[–]NuggetsPancakeTaughtMe 400 指標 23小時前
Just like he did when he went to the Knicks
掘金球迷：就和他在尼克斯时期干的事情一样？
[–][MIN] Felton Spencersmakola 162 指標 23小時前
He didn’t fake it. He ded.
森林狼球迷：他实际上也没咋假装，他真的死了。
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[–]76ersfybertas 1201 指標 1 天前
nuggets come get your mans
76人球迷：掘金的球迷快来领走你们的球员吧。
[–]Nuggetspapajustify99 312 指標 22小時前
Hey man, I've only known him for like a week. We ain't even close.
掘金球迷：我知道他的存在也不过是一周之前把，我们还不熟。
[–]PelicansTonyFlomo 3916 指標 1 天前*
Woooooooow lmao dudes done
Edit: smoking that legal and can’t handle the gas
鹈鹕球迷：哈哈哈，这家伙真的说得出口。
编辑：小托马斯是不是抽大麻抽HIGH以至于收不住自己的嘴巴啊。
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[–]Celticsjcarmona24[S] 1633 指標 1 天前
yeah this ain't a good look lol
凯尔特人球迷：哈哈哈，这表现可不太好。
[–]PelicansTonyFlomo 854 指標 1 天前
I don’t even understand why he would do it
鹈鹕球迷：我甚至理解不了他为啥要这么做。
[–]Celticsjcarmona24[S] 1514 指標 1 天前
he thinks he owns the world after his one season with the Celts. I get it and all but he's going through a troubling phase. Him and KD need a therapy session or something
凯尔特人球迷：在经历了凯尔特人的巅峰一季之后，他似乎觉得自己拥有了全世界。我能理解这个心情，毕竟他现在正在经历人生最为艰难的时刻，他和杜兰特都需要看看心理医生或者别的什么了吧。
[–]Warriorsuuhson 989 指標 1 天前
It's so weird how you guys basically constantly advocate for these guys to be fake. Don't we want to see this real shit?
勇士球迷：大家都倡导球员们成为虚伪的人嘛？这也太奇怪了。我们不是希望能看到这些球员的真性情嘛？
[–][PHI] Dario SaricTuraisk 674 指標 1 天前
Being real is cool, not being an asshole is also cool. Some people manage to do both.
76人球迷：真性情固然可贵，但不满嘴喷粪价值更高，有的人就能两全其美。
[–]Lakerscarrychains 1074 指標 1 天前
Having your head on straight ain't fake, and talking shit all the time ain't real.
湖人球迷：带着脑子说话并不意味着虚伪，满嘴喷粪也不意味着真实。
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[–]Wizardsibwyeciundsv 505 指標 23 小時前*
"I thought you wanted the realness"
"Yeah but he's an asshole"
"But bro he's soooo real"
I would hate to meet the people on this subreddit who think it's appropriate to say every thought you have out loud just for the sake of realness.
I thought Dave Chappelle taught us better than this.
奇才球迷：
“我觉得你渴望真实。”
“是的，但是他是个满嘴喷粪的人。”
“但是兄弟，他真的很真性情啊。”
我很讨厌在论坛上看到有些人认为不分场合和地点说出自己想法的人是真性情。
我觉得大卫-查普尔在这方面的评判比我们更为优秀。
[–]WarriorsKeeperOfThePeace 195 指標 1 天前
Joakim Noah has left the game.
Isaiah Thomas has left the game.
J. R. Smith can't find the game.
勇士球迷：诺阿离开了比赛。
小托马斯离开了比赛。
JR-史密斯还不知道比赛在哪。
[–]WizardsVswerve27 1004 指標 1 天前
He sounds high as hell
奇才球迷：他听起来现在很HIGH啊。
[–]Celticsjcarmona24[S] 815 指標 1 天前
He's just getting used to that Nugget lifestyle
凯尔特人球迷：他估计在适应掘金的生活方式。
[–][HOU] Clint CapelaGettingLostInDaSauce 585 指標 1 天前
Oof
火箭球迷：天哪！这话可太秀了。
[–]undisputedlegend 1471 指標 1 天前
He is stilly salty af.
隔着屏幕都能闻到小托马斯的酸。
[–]Cavaliersneyvit1 796 指標 1 天前
I don't mind jokes at Cleveland's expense. But just saying "Clevelands a shithole" is just petty. At least Noah made it funny.
All things considered given the whole Kyrie situation, I think Cavs fans welcomed IT well. People were legit excited for him, and some even deluded themselves into thinking he wasn't a downgrade from Kyrie. Not our fault he was an objectively bad player last year due to prior injuries.
骑士球迷：实际上我并不反感大家拿克利夫兰开玩笑，但是直接说“克利夫兰是粪坑”，至少诺阿的话很搞笑。
考虑到欧文的闹剧，我觉得骑士粉丝已经足够欢迎小托马斯了，人们对于他的到来感到欢迎，甚至有些人会自欺欺人地觉得他不比欧文差，上个赛季由于之前的伤病他确实是一个很糟糕的球员，但是这也不是我们的错啊。
[–]Bullssuper_sayanything 394 指標 1 天前
Yea and Noah was a rival talking trash, different from a ex-player who's bitter.
公牛球迷：是的啊，诺阿作为敌人喷喷垃圾话很正常，但是小托马斯作为前骑士球员说出这些话真的有点……
[–]LordHyperBowser 194 指標 23 小時前
And I mean to be honest, “who wants to go to Cleveland” isn’t completely inaccurate. It’s a good, fun city, but it’s not really a tourist spot lol.
Edit: before anyone asks I’m from Cleveland.
而且老实说，“谁想去克利夫兰”这句话真的是不完全准确的，这是一个很好地、有趣的城市，但是确实不是一个旅游景点哈哈哈。
编辑：就在有人提示我就是克利夫兰人之前我是这么说的。
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[–]Thunderrangersrule1997 476 指標 1 天前
I'm sure his opinion changes if they don't trade him and give him a decent contract
雷霆球迷：我确定，如果他们没有交易小托马斯而且给了他一份不错的合同的话，小托马斯绝对不会说这样的话的。
[–]Thunderdosante 1345 指標 1 天前x2
Cleveland is objectively a shithole though.
雷霆球迷：克利夫兰确实是粪坑啊。
[–]Cavaliersellsworth53t 684 指標 23 小時前
Homie, I've been to Oklahoma City. Don't act like your shithole is any better than our shithole.
骑士球迷：亲爱的，我去了俄克拉荷马城一趟，别搞得你们城市比我们城市好一样。
[–]penny_4_thots 1160 指標 1 天前
Dude is coming of like a complete douche...there's a reason nba players sound like PR robots half the time so that they avoid saying dumb shit like this
该死，这家伙看起来和一个混蛋一样……怪不得NBA球员在大部分时间看起来像公公关机器人一样，因为他们只要不这么说话就会表现得像个混球一样。
[–][CLE] Kevin LoveYvonaukon 115 指標 1 天前
IT 1 year from now when he signs in China: "Denver was a shithole"
骑士球迷：小托马斯在一年后签约中国发表如下评论：“丹佛是一个粪坑般的城市。”
[–]oakled 665 指標 1 天前*
Cleveland fans make endless jokes about IT's height and it's all okay.
IT makes a joke about Cleveland and people have their pitchforks out.
克利夫兰粉丝关于小托马斯的身高创造了无数的梗大家都说没关系。
小托马斯开了克利夫兰一个玩笑人们就感觉别人动了他们的奶酪。
[–]CavaliersG2-8 348 指標 1 天前
I'm pretty sure everyone make fun of IT's height. Not only cleveland fans
骑士球迷：我很确信每个人都拿小托马斯的身高开过玩笑，不仅仅是骑士粉丝。
[–]RocketsQuantumFreakonomics 179 指標 23 小時前
Well, its not only Isaiah talking shit about Cleveland either.
火箭球迷：是的，但也不止小托马斯一个人喷克利夫兰垃圾话啊。
[–]Cavaliershungry-jewish-man 156 指標 1 天前
haha geez man. my dads from cleveland so i dont live there right now but ive been there many times. it's a pretty standard city tbh, i know it gets shit on all the time in movies and shit, but it's honestly just like a regular city, maybe a little bit not as exciting but by no means a shit hole, just has regular working people...it seems like he's just mad because of how fuckin chaotic last season was for our team or something, kinda a wack thing to say imo
骑士球迷：哈哈哈，我的父亲来自克利夫兰，尽管我现在不住在这了，但是我也来过这里很多次。这是一个很标准的城市，我知道克利夫兰在电影还有电视剧里被埋汰的不行，但是实际上就是个很普普通通的城市，也许确实缺少了一点生机但是这并不意味着这是一个粪坑城市啊，这里有很多普普通通工作的人……我感觉他可能是因为上赛季骑士太混乱了而生气，不过我觉得小托马斯这件事情做得不地道。
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