【美帝键盘侠】如何赢得湖蜜忠诚|詹皇合同说明一切
2018-09-27 21:31:14 来源：零点吧
[Golliver] Reporter: How do you expect to earn the loyalty and respect of the LA fan base? Lakers’ LeBron James: “Me? Huh? I signed a four-year deal, what more do you want me to do?”
记者问：你该怎么做才能赢得洛杉矶粉丝们的忠诚和尊重呢？
詹姆斯答：“我？说啥？我和洛杉矶签了四年合同，你还想让我做些啥？”
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[–]StevensCassidy2020 4859 points 1 day ago
Whatcha want me to do? suck them off?
还想让我干嘛？帮他口爆？
注：此话出自隆多之口，当时安东尼-戴维斯爆砍53分，记者问及隆多戴维斯的表现时，隆多回答道：“你还想让我怎么说啊？给他口爆？”
[–]BURRITO_JONES 782 points 1 day ago
They'd find a way to complain about that, too.
[–][CLE] Kevin LovePuppyBowl-XI-MVP 79 points 1 day ago
Does he even need to say that though?
快船球迷：他还要需要说这些东西？
[–]Lakersspyson 132 points 1 day ago
This whole "problem" is so stupid, it has been blown way out of proportion, especially on this sub.
People saw the mural being defaced and somehow think the majority or even the entire Laker fanbase doesn't appreciate Lebron or something.
Any mural in a big city is going to get defaced and especially the one that blew up and went viral on social media. Any troll, even if he's not a basketball fan, is going to love to deface that.
湖人球迷：这个问题本来就很愚蠢，尤其是在这个帖子上被放大的更过分了。
人们只是看到詹姆斯的涂鸦被毁了就认为整个湖人粉丝都不感激詹姆斯的到来。
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[–]Warriorsnotthefuckingscones 328 points 1 day ago
Clearly, he needs to get a tattoo of Kobe and Shaq on his back.
勇士球迷：老实说，他需要在自己后背上纹上科比和沙克的纹身。
[–]ThePlaceboJunkie 192 points 1 day ago*
That’s gonna imply Lebron is carrying Kobe and Shaw on his back tho
Edit: Shaq
这意味着他要扛着沙克和科比前进？
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[–][TOR] Jose Calderondeadskin 780 points 1 day ago
Sign with BBB
猛龙球迷：如何表达忠诚？签约球爹的BBB品牌啊？
[–]Netskonag0603 349 points 1 day ago
taking his talents to the trash can
篮网球迷：将他的天赋带到垃圾桶里去吗？
[–]Lakersb1indsamurai 216 points 1 day ago
4 years is a long time to commit to anything—Lebron is absolutely right.
湖人球迷：四年对于证明任何事情都已经足够——勒布朗说得没啥问题。
[–][OKC] Russell WestbrookFukaro 154 points 1 day ago*
Exactly, he's giving the last of his years as the best player to the Lakers. I'd be grateful a top 5 player of all time did that for my team.
雷霆球迷：确实如此，他将自己最后的巅峰期留给了湖人，如果有一个历史前五的球员为我们球队做这件事情，我将非常感激。
[–]BojacPrime 84 points 1 day ago*
Do you have to go as low as 5 now to stop the LeBron haters chiming in?
为了堵住詹黑的嘴，你都把詹姆斯的地位拉到历史第五了？
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[–][LAL] Brandon Ingramfriskydongo 883 points 1 day ago
Any Lakers fan who doesn't "respect" a player like Lebron is a dumbass lol. Loyalty's a different story tho that's its own question.
湖人球迷：任何一个不尊重像勒布朗这样球员的球迷都是个傻瓜，但是忠诚就是另一回事了。
[–][ATL] John Collinsdoggos_not_depressos 686 points 1 day ago
Lakers one of the only fanbases that could get mad at LeBron James for signing with them.
老鹰球迷：估计也只有湖人球迷会对勒布朗签约他们球队这件事情表达不满意见了。
[–]Lakersvizzlypoof 301 points 1 day ago
If he came right after Kobe it’d be a different story. We were ass and got the best player on the planet. Genuinely gotta be a dumbass to complain.
湖人球迷：如果他在科比之后立即来湖人就是另一个故事了，但是目前我们球队就是垃圾，这个时候这个星球最好的球员来到了我们球队，任何一个为此抱怨的人都是傻瓜。
[–]WizardsFat314 224 points 1 day ago
No hate but weren't you ass during Kobe's last two years as well ?
奇才球迷：不是杠，科比在湖人的最后两年湖人也很烂啊。
[–][LAL] Kobe BryantPhilip22Kings 426 points 1 day ago
We were a different type of ass that time.
湖人球迷：这两种烂是完全不一样的烂。
[–]Rocketsbauboish 282 points 1 day ago
Honestly wtf does LeBron needs the loyalty and respect of lakers fans for? He is the best player in the NBA and most influential spokesperson of the players. If a fan don’t respect that then that fan isn’t a fan.
火箭球迷：老实说，勒布朗需要湖人粉丝的忠诚和尊重吗？他就是NBA最好的球员，并且是球员中最具话语权的超级球星，如果粉丝们不尊重此事，那么他们就不配称为粉丝啊。
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