【键盘侠】老詹湖人生涯常规赛首秀落败|欢迎来到西部！
2018-10-20 12:36:30 来源：零点吧
[Post Game Thread] The Portland Trail Blazers (1 - 0) defeat The Los Angeles Lakers (0 - 1), 128 - 119.
【赛后帖】波特兰开拓者以128-119击败洛杉矶湖人。
英格拉姆16分4板2断、詹姆斯26分12板6助、麦基13分8板3帽、隆多13分4板11助、库兹马15分5板、哈特20分4板3断2帽；努尔基奇16分9板2断、迈克勒姆21分4板、利拉德27分6板4助、特纳13分3板6助2断、斯陶斯卡斯24分2板2助。
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[–]76ersThat_Guy_JR 133 points 22 hours ago
Portland has a really fun team.
76人球迷：开拓者这队很有点意思啊。
[–]Warriors SexTraumaDental 492 points 22 hours ago
Paul Allen smiling from above
勇士球迷：保罗-艾伦（开拓者前老板，前不久因病不幸离世）在天堂都乐了。
[–][POR] Arvydas Sabonis glswenson 134 points 22 hours ago
We can only hope.
萨博尼斯球迷：我们只能希望如此了。
[–]Trail Blazers surgingchaos 715 points 22 hours ago
Death, taxes, and the Blazers beating LA. :D
开拓者球迷：人生三件事：死亡、缴税、开拓者胜洛杉矶，哈哈哈
[–][POR] Meyers Leonard iamthegraham 347 points 22 hours ago
16 straight against the Lakers
18 straight home openers
awwww yisss
迈尔斯-伦纳德球迷：对阵湖人16连胜
主场揭幕战18连胜
爽歪歪
[–]Trail Blazers surgingchaos 112 points 22 hours ago
I was so stoked for this game simply because I knew we would spoil LeBron's debut. :D
开拓者球迷：我之前就很期待这场比赛了，就因为我知道我们会毁了勒布朗的首秀，嘿嘿
[–]Lakers NarstyHobbitses 65 points 21 hours ago
Every fucking game against you guys at home, we lose.
Doesn't matter that it's not even the Rose Garden anymore lmao. The curse remains.
湖人球迷：特么的每次客场打你们，我们都是送。
不过没关系，那里已经不叫玫瑰花园（波特兰开拓者的主场球馆，2013年更名为摩达中心 ）了，哈哈。但魔咒仍在。
[–]Lakers dylanwally 153 points 22 hours ago
every time we play you guys, I just expect the L
湖人球迷：每当我们打你们开拓者的时候，我就等着输了。
[–][POR] Brandon Roy NevermoreSEA 118 points 22 hours ago
The Blazers would probably go 82-0 if they only had to face the Lakers.
布兰登-罗伊球迷：要是开拓者每个赛季只用打湖人的话，那我们或许能拿到82胜0负。
[–]Lakers Jordan_IsThe_Goat 83 points 22 hours ago
Even back then with kobe and Shaq I was scared against Portland. The atmosphere is just different. Scary and brutal. Always know it’s a loss. You can put Jesus and Jordan on the lakers and we’ll lose
湖人球迷：哪怕是OK组合的年代，我也怕打开拓者。他们的主场氛围不一样啊，恐怖又凶残。就知道总是个输。就算你把上帝和乔丹放到湖人队里，我们还是个输。
[–]Trail Blazers PlayOnPlayer 112 points 22 hours ago
Really? Because I distinctly remember that Lakers team killing my childhood dreams three years in a row. Back then it was death, taxes, and losing in the playoffs to the Lakers.
开拓者球迷：你认真的吗？我清楚地记得在我童年时期，湖人连着三年扼杀了我的梦想啊。那个时候的人生就三件事：死亡、税负和在季后赛中输给湖人。
[–]Lakers alex94xela 41 points 22 hours ago
I think in the reg season we lose but in the playoffs we barely scrape by.
湖人球迷：我觉得那会儿我们是在常规赛中老输，但是季后赛里我们从不含糊。
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[–][BOS] Rajon Rondo EL_9 642 points 22 hours ago
Collins is an absolute stud
隆多球迷：科林斯绝对是个牲口！
[–][POR] Brandon Roy NevermoreSEA 97 points 22 hours ago
Welcome to the Zach Collins era.
布兰登-罗伊球迷：欢迎来到扎克-科林斯时代。
[–][POR] Brandon Roy NevermoreSEA 51 points 21 hours ago
Watching Zach develop has been such a treat. I'm so excited to see how good he'll be with another few years of development.
布兰登-罗伊球迷：看着扎克（科林斯）茁壮成长真是欣慰啊。几年的发展后，他会有多么优秀呢，想想就兴奋不已。
[–]Trail Blazers irelli 67 points 22 hours ago
Yep. Dude's offensive game is still a work in progress, but his defense is ridiculous for someone so young.
开拓者球迷：是的！这哥们儿的进攻能力还需要打磨，但是他的防守对于这种年轻人来说，已经很了不得了。
[–][POR] Damian Lillard Familyguy35 286 points 21 hours ago
He lowkey might be taking Nurks spot. He is a modern stretch center that can protect the rim.
利拉德球迷：他可能不声不响地把努尔基奇的首发抢了哦。他是个能里能外的现代中锋。
[–]Trail Blazers TheKinglnTheFourth 181 points 21 hours ago
We still need Nurk though. Against some of the bigger centers in the league
开拓者球迷：不过在面对联盟某些更大只的中锋时，我们还是需要努尔基奇的。
[–]Jazz Bandwagontreepo92 78 points 21 hours ago
I do love that he had 16 points in 17 minutes tonight.
努尔基奇可是17分钟拿到16分的，爱死他了。
[–]Spurs JSanchez383 447 points 23 hours ago
Actually some of the worst officiating I’ve seen
马刺球迷：说实话，这场比赛的判罚是我见过的最垃圾的之一了。
[–]EGin2016 419 points 23 hours ago
Portland out there playing 5v7 on the court and still come out with the W
波特兰在场上5打7，然后还是拿下了胜利。
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[–]Trail Blazers MrDurden32 2182 points 21 hours ago
"These Lakers are just like the Rockets, they only want to shoot 2 and 3 point shots"
-Chris Webber
开拓者球迷：“这帮湖人球员啊，就像火箭一样，他们只想投两分和三分。”-——克里斯-韦伯点评道
[–]Wizards bakonydraco 13 points 19 hours ago
To be fair, he didn't have a timeout to review his lines.
奇才球迷：公平讲哈，韦伯都没暂停来看看自己说了些什么玩意儿。
[–][TOR] Mengke Bateer SenorJiang 585 points 20 hours ago
The Rockets are pretty keen on 1-point shoots too tbh
蒙克-巴特尔球迷：说实话啊，火箭对1分也很有执念……
[–][MIN] Sam Cassel lHuruHara 29 points 20 hours ago
Hey Harden !
萨姆-卡塞尔球迷：黝黑哈登！
[–]Celtics iamng3 185 points 20 hours ago
He's not wrong.
凯尔特人球迷：韦伯这话没错。
[–]76ers Hodor_4_President 58 points 20 hours ago
Nah man. Go for the 4 point play every time. Jack up a three and fall down so it looks like the defender closed out on you dangerously.
76人球迷：不是的老哥。是每次都冲着4分去的。强投三分然后摔倒，这样的话就会给人一种防守队员对你造成侵犯的感觉。
[–]Warriors dp1389 2113 points 21 hours ago
"The West Coast is the toughest division in this league."
Lmao jesus christ C-Webb
勇士球迷：“西海岸是联盟里竞争最激烈的分区。”哈哈哈哈，克里斯-韦伯都说了些啥子玩意儿。
[–]Hawks JezuzFingerz 560 points 21 hours ago
Javale fouls Stauskaus grabbing a rebound
“See, now this is how Lebron is going to make this team great.”
老鹰球迷：斯陶斯卡斯抢板，麦基犯规。然后韦伯说到：“看着吧，现在就能看出勒布朗怎样让这支球队强大起来。”
[–]Hornets Xhoquelin 93 points 21 hours ago
Shaqtin a Fool MVP>no MVP
黄蜂球迷：沙克福的MVP总比没有MVP要强吧。
[–][POR] Damian Lillard Familyguy35 1187 points 21 hours ago
He also lied out his ass on the Dame story lmfao.
This bum said Dame wears 0 (its letter O you fucker) cus nobody believes in him. Most generic bs. Its cus- “Grew up in Oakland, college in Ogden, and my NBA team is in Oregon"
Dude is bad man
他对利拉德球衣号码背后的故事也是信口开河，笑死哥了。
这个二货说利拉德穿0号（干尼玛哦，实际是因为字母O）是因为没人相信他。这哥们最能一本正经地胡扯了。
而实际上是因为利拉德说过“在Oakland长大，大学在 Ogden，而NBA球队在Oregon”
这货解说水准烂得不行。
[–]Trail Blazers ap-ness 503 points 21 hours ago
Yeah that pissed me off lol I like CWebb but man was straight up talking out his ass..."I know this kid!! I've followed his story!!" obviously not friccin moron
开拓者球迷：是的，这也把我搞毛了，哈哈哈。我很喜欢克里斯-韦伯，但他说话都是不过脑的……“我了解这孩子，我关注过他的故事！！”很明显不是的，你这傻X。
[–][GSW] Baron Davis SETTLEDOWNSIR 222 points 21 hours ago
He probably got mixed up with Gilbert Arenas, who has said that he wears zero because people said thats how many minutes he was going to get in college.
拜伦-戴维斯球迷：也许他把利拉德和阿里纳斯弄混了。毕竟大将军之前说过自己之所以穿0号，是因为有人说0就是他在大学期间能拿到的上场时间。
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[–]Trail Blazers JackBauersGhost 1316 points 22 hours ago
Does anyone know if this is LeBrons Laker debut? Not sure if they mentioned it during broadcast
开拓者球迷：有人知道这是不是詹姆斯的湖人首秀吗？不知道直播的时候解说提过没有。
[–]Trail Blazers nanoprecise 581 points 21 hours ago
Nah, it was Stauskas' debut for sure.
开拓者球迷：不，这肯定是斯陶斯卡斯的首秀
[–][GSW] Stephen Curry Kuroyukito 570 points 22 hours ago
Welcome to the Western Conference, Lebron James.
库里球迷：欢迎来到西部，勒布朗-詹姆斯
[–]Wizards Vswerve27 517 points 22 hours ago
Damn LeBron really did not give a fuck about that loss lmao dude was happy as hell
奇才球迷：靠哦，勒布朗实际上都不大在乎这场失利，哈哈。这老哥赛后高兴地一匹。
[–]Cavaliers why_you_salty_though 185 points 22 hours ago
It's a regular season game ... Is he supposed to be devastated?
骑士球迷：这才只是一场常规赛而已……难道他要司马脸才对？
[–]Heat SmokingFrog 950 points 22 hours ago
He Gone
热火球迷：他会走的。
[–]Heat The58683Shoe03582Man 180 points 22 hours ago
Utah bound
肯定会去犹他爵士
[–]Warriors The_Battler 61 points 22 hours ago
LeBron should join the Suns
勇士球迷：乐邦应该加盟太阳。
[–]Suns fithworldruler 9 points 21 hours ago
AYYyyyton
太阳球迷：哎哎哎哎顿。
[–][BOS] Jaylen Brown OrangeKookie 412 points 22 hours ago
Rondo can't play with these cats
杰伦-布朗球迷：隆多带不动这帮人。
[–]AsheliaDalmasca4096 12 points 22 hours ago
This game went exactly like we all expected. Lakers can't shoot 3s and desperately need a backup center.
这场比赛正如大家所预料的一样。湖人三分不行，而且急需一个替补中锋啊。
[–]Trail Blazers rtb001 16 points 21 hours ago
The have a great backup center. What they need is a starting center.
开拓者球迷：他们已经有一个不错的替补中锋了。他们需要的是一个首发中锋。
[–][BOS] Jaylen Brown JB7FTW 655 points 22 hours ago
Hart is starting next game, Lebron said so
杰伦-布朗球迷：勒布朗发话了，哈特下场比赛首发。
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[–]Warriors Frostmoth76 125 points 22 hours ago
SAUCE CASTILLO
勇士球迷：伟大的卡斯蒂略酱（斯陶斯卡斯外号）！
[–]foxsleftear 912 points 22 hours ago
Holy shit, look at Stauskas' shot chart from tonight. SAUCE CASTILLO IS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS
我勒个擦，看看斯陶斯卡斯今晚的投篮统计（11中7）。孩儿们，你们可以吃卡斯蒂略酱了！
[–]Trail Blazers xetura 1172 points 22 hours ago
At one point in the game, sources said, Sauce turned to Damian Lillard and CJ McCollum and screamed, "You fucking NEED ME! You can't win WITHOUT ME!" Sauce left teammates and coaches largely speechless. He dominated the game in every way. The Sauce is back.
开拓者球迷：有消息称，比赛中的某一时刻，斯陶斯卡斯转身冲着利拉德和CJ-麦科勒姆大吼，“你们踏马的需要我！没有我你们就赢不了！”（调侃巴特勒此前带三队赢首发阵容狂喷全队）他的队友和教练组哑然失声。斯陶斯卡斯全方位地统治了比赛。卡酱又回来了。
[–]hipsterasshipster 109 points 22 hours ago
BIG DICK NIK
尼克（斯陶斯卡斯）就是屌大。
[–]Trail Blazers Marcopolo325 12 points 22 hours ago
STAUSKAS DADDY
开拓者球迷：斯陶斯卡斯大大。
[–]Spurs NukeEagle 129 points 22 hours ago
Stauskas is the best NBA player of all time.
马刺球迷：斯陶斯卡斯是NBA史上最佳球员。
[–][SEA] Shawn Kemp Phuddy 17 points 22 hours ago
Nik Stauskas was unconscious tonight what got into him
肖恩-坎普球迷：斯陶斯卡斯之前应该没想到自己会成为今晚的主角吧。
[–][POR] Rudy Fernandez Piano9717 56 points 22 hours ago
I'm stoked for Nik and Zach this season. They looked really good tonight--maybe we can finally have an actual bench for once.
鲁迪-费尔南德斯球迷：我这个赛季对斯陶斯卡斯和科林斯相当期待啊。他们今晚表现很闪啊——也许我们的替补席终于能硬一次了。
[–]Trail Blazers Nightbynight 22 points 22 hours ago
Every time Stauskas goes to the Bench, my dick gets a little softer. I don’t want him out there too long because I wanna see the young guys develop plus he’s aging and I hate seeing him push himself. But Holy Hell I love seeing him play. Good job signing him Portland, best move ever. Also great game from both teams overall.
开拓者球迷：每当斯陶斯卡斯走向替补席的时候，我就会下体发软。我不想看到他在场上待太长时间，因为我想看看那些年轻球员发挥，而且斯陶斯卡斯也不小了，我不喜欢看他用力过猛。但是去特么的，我喜欢看他打球啊。球队这笔签约很棒，史上最佳操作。另外，两队本场奉献了一场精彩表演。
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