【键盘侠】开拓者力取湖人|大米时间无止境 黑八神话不能停？
2020-08-19 16:01:50 来源：零点吧
[Post Game Thread] The Portland Trail Blazers upset The Los Angles Lakers by a score of 100-93 to take a 1-0 series lead behind 34/5/5 from Damian Lillard.
【赛后帖】波特兰开拓者今日在系列赛首战中以100-93力克洛杉矶湖人。
利拉德34分5篮板5助攻，麦科勒姆21分5篮板，安东尼11分10篮板5助攻1断1帽，加布里埃尔4分3篮板3助攻，努尔基奇16分15篮板3助攻；戴维斯28分11篮板1助攻2断2帽，詹姆斯23分17篮板16助攻1断，麦基6分8篮板1帽，丹尼-格林10分2篮板，库兹马14分8篮板1帽。
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[–]East ExpressSports 635 指標 1小時前
Bucks fans finally get some good news
雄鹿球迷终于等到点好消息了
[–]Bucks CreamCityFr34k 356 指標 1小時前
Is it safe to come out now?
雄鹿球迷：现在可以出来呼吸了吗？
[–]Bucks energizerbunny11 97 指標 1小時前
Imagine losing in the first round of the playoffs as the one seed. Couldn’t be me. How embarrassing. My team would never.
雄鹿球迷：作为头号种子，居然季后赛首轮就输球。肯定不会是我们。这得多尴尬啊。我的主队就做不出这种事儿==
[–]Lukezin1 969 指標 1小時前
Dame is so good
利拉德太强啦！！！
[–][TOR] DeMar DeRozan conpoff 34 指標 2小時前
Dame with a +19 Jesus
猛龙球迷：+19的正负值，天呐
[–][CHI] Derrick Rose jeric13xd 167 指標 1小時前
Poor Bron bout to punch a wall again smh.
He did it all. His statline will be forgotten
公牛球迷：可怜的乐邦又要捶墙了，哎
他尽力了，他的数据会被遗忘的
[–][BOS] Tom Heinsohn EnjoyWolfCola 40 指標 1小時前
Mitchell, Lebron, Giannis, and Luka. So many big stat lines on losing teams
凯尔特人球迷：米切尔、詹姆斯、字母哥和东契奇，好多球星空砍啊
[–]Suns NBAFalsehoods 25 指標 2小時前
Damian Lillard is a goddamn psychopath.
太阳球迷：利拉德就特么疯子。
[–]jonsnowKITN 2698 指標 1小時前
Those logo shots never get old
LOGO三分永不过时！
[–][LAL] Kobe Bryant DaHagerBomb 70 指標 2小時前
Mom I'm scared
湖人球迷：妈妈，我好怕
[–]Rockets Anceint 32 指標 2小時前
my jaw is still on the floor wtf
火箭球迷：我的下巴还特么在地上呢
[–]MEMES4DREAMS77 21 指標 2小時前
SKYFUCKER
又一个日天！
[–]NBA jet_10 590 指標 1小時前
Dame filling in the void of Curry for me
Wanna see Blazers v Warriors except it's just Dame vs Curry throwing up shots from the logo
利拉德填补了我心中库里的空缺。
好想看开拓者打勇士，不过只能让利拉德和库里LOGO位对飙三分。
[–]Warriors Yeezy6969 164 指標 2小時前
Lillard makes me feel like I am watching Steph. Also being from Oakland, he has a sweet spot in Warriors fans hearts I would say
勇士球迷：利拉德让我觉得自己就像在看库里打球。同样是来自奥克兰，他在我们勇蜜心中挺有分量的。
[–]Gets TheAndOne 397 指標 2小時前
Dame is at his absolute peak, insane to watch holy shit.
利拉德现在处于绝对的巅峰状态，太尼玛
[–]M1imzuli 73 指標 2小時前
This motherfucker kills us every. damn. time.
这逼崽子次次都暴打我们！每次都是啊！
[–][ATL] Trae Young JayNew2K 316 指標 2小時前*
How many more of these Dame??? DAMN
老鹰球迷：靠，大米这种球还有多少啊？？？
[–][DAL] Wang Zhizhi suzukigun4life 18 指標 2小時前
You fool! Dame time has no limits
王治郅球迷：你个憨批！利拉德时间没有尽头
[–]76ers Anjewicus 25 指標 2小時前
Damian Lillard could sleep with my misso and i'd tuck him in afterwards
76人球迷：利拉德可以透我的女人，事后我还会给他盖被子
[–]Huskies ArryPotta 18 指標 1小時前
There's not a single fucking player in the NBA I fear more than Lillard. He's not the best player, but there's not doubt in your mind that you're going to lose when he turns it on. He makes the most back breaking shots I've ever seen.
联盟里没有其他任何人能像利拉德这样让我感到害怕。他不是最强的，但毋庸置疑的是，当他状态起来的时候，你只有输球。他投出的不讲理投篮是我见过最多的！
[–]Raptors The_Unknown98 1290 指標 1小時前*
PG and Beverley playing 4D chess by pissing off Lillard so the Lakers have the hardest matchup as possible.
猛龙球迷：泡椒和贝弗利真的下了盘大棋啊，这俩惹火了利拉德，这样湖人就遇上了最难啃的骨头
[–]Lakers mihirtoga97 319 指標 1小時前
this has to be the most possible explanation
湖人球迷：只有这个解释最合理了
[–]Trail Blazers pdxblazer 213 指標 1小時前
Skip also doing it so he can spend the rest of his career shitting on LeBron
开拓者球迷：Skip Bayless（著名詹黑评论员，之前一再表示不信“利拉德时刻”）又火上浇油，要是成了，他余下的评论生涯将会逮着老詹黑。
[–]Raptors HardenHaterNo1 85 指標 1小時前
Skip could probably live for hundreds of years on a LeBron first round exit as the 1 seed.
猛龙球迷：要是老詹被黑八了，那Skip Bayless怕是要上天
[–][ATL] Trae Young Iamnotzionwilliamson 167 指標 2小時前
Paul George done really awoken a sleeping giant.
老鹰球迷：乔治真的唤醒了一个沉睡的巨人
[–]Clippers floppelganger 42 指標 1小時前
Playing with fire. Damian about to sweep straight through to the NBA Finals
快船球迷：他这是玩火。利拉德要一路横扫进总决赛了
[–]Griss27 294 指標 1小時前
As a casual fan, I was tired of the superteam era where everything was so predictable until the finals. The balance seems so much better now. Even the 7 and 8 seeds have a chance, they have great players, great stories, charisma.
The NBA is in a good place right now.
偶尔看球的我表示，早就受够了之前的超级球队年代，总决赛之前的一切都是可预测的。如今的势力平衡似乎要好多了。哪怕是七八号种子都有得一搏，他们有好球员、好故事和魅力。
如今的NBA格局很合理。
[–]Magic CountJohn12 84 指標 1小時前
If the Lakers go down it will be so wide open and a lot of fun to watch. Hasn't been like that for a long time.
魔术球迷：如果湖人倒下了，那局面将极其开放，看着也过瘾。好久没这样了
[–]throwaway4127RB 53 指標 1小時前
It's possible that the Bubble has brought balance back to the NBA
也许是复赛带回了NBA的平衡
[–]Kings luck_panda 79 指標 1小時前
Klay and Steph getting injured brought balance back to the NBA.
国王球迷：是克莱和库里的伤病带回的平衡。
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[–]Kings ThePortalKing 217 指標 2小時前
Lakers lose America wins
国王球迷：湖人输了，美国赢了
[–]Warriors marknc23 122 指標 2小時前
Welcome to the Western Conference playoffs LeBron
勇士球迷：欢迎来到西部季后赛，詹姆斯
[–]KentaviusCaldwelPoop 47 指標 1小時前
No more free wins against 35 win teams
35胜的球队也不是白给的
[–]NBA jet_10 2127 指標 1小時前
Anyone notice LeBron actually avoid passing to an open DG and gave it to Caruso instead near the end there? LMAO
It's actually crazy DG can't hit open 3s but Lillard out here swishing these 36 footers
有人注意到比赛最后阶段老詹没把球传给空位的格林，而是给卡鲁索吗？笑死我了
真的离谱啊，人家利拉德35英尺外就开干了，他格林连空位三分都进不了
[–]narmerguy 560 指標 1小時前
I had to check his 3P% this season just to be sure. He's 40%. Just don't get it, seems like he bricks everything every time I watch the lakers. I wonder if he just goes nuts in meaningless games.
我查了下他这赛季的三分命中率在说话，40%。不能理解，感觉每次我看湖人球他就打铁。我怀疑他是不是专门挑不重要的比赛发飙。
[–]Pistons florpala 273 指標 1小時前
36.7% this season, 40% career. In the bubble going into tonight, he was averaging exactly 1/4 from 3 per game, as well as shooting 39% from the field and 1/4 (total) from the line. He's ice cold in the restart.
活塞球迷：这赛季是36.7%，职业生涯40%。从复赛到今晚，他场均三分4中1，投篮命中率39%，罚球一共4中1.复赛之后手感冰凉。
[–]Raptors raps2018champs 186 指標 1小時前
He was pretty awful with the Raps last year too. Just wasn’t noticed cause they won
猛龙球迷：他上赛季在我龙就很菜。只是我们夺冠了，所以没那么显眼
[–]Raptors aHCroski 53 指標 1小時前
He had one good game in the finals but my god did he hurt my eyes and soul in the Bucks and Philly series. Masai did a good job of not paying Danny Green 15 million.
猛龙球迷：他总决赛打了一场好球，可是之前打雄鹿和费城的系列赛真的辣眼睛。乌杰里没给他开1500万的年薪是很明智的。
[–]Lakers Lunar_Melody 636 指標 1小時前
Lakers 3pt shooting has been literal puke all bubble long, DG especially. We're literally the worst 3 shooting team in the bubble. Lebron + no shooters = early exit. I'm sad.
湖人球迷：我湖整个复赛期间的三分投射都很恶心，尤其是格林。我们差不多是复赛园区三分最菜的球队。詹姆斯+无投手，等于早早出局。我很难过
[–]NBA jet_10 210 指標 1小時前
They're really missing Bradley rn, but instead they're gonna get Rondo back lol
你湖真的很需要布拉德利，不过隆多快回来了，哈哈哈
[–]Wizards melatoxic 173 指標 1小時前
At least with Rondo they’ll have another player who can dribble past a 5th grade level.
奇才球迷：至少隆多回了之后，他们又多了一个控球水平超过小学生的球员。
[–]Lakers Palifaith 1885 指標 1小時前
Davis and LeBron missing 4 FTs in a row late in the 4th wasn't ideal.
湖人球迷：戴维斯和老詹最后阶段罚篮四连铁真的不好啊
[–]Raptors 99Raps 699 指標 1小時前
LeBron missing the FTs didn't shock me. But was surprised when AD missed both since he's a 80% FT shooter.
猛龙球迷：老詹罚丢我不奇怪。可奇怪的是戴维斯居然两连铁，他的罚篮命中率可是80%啊
[–]Lakers mansfieldflame 380 指標 1小時前
It’s sad but Bron still can’t make FTs makes me cry when he changes his form mid game
湖人球迷：很难受，可老詹比赛中途都调整手型了居然还是罚不进，我都要哭了
[–]Raptors 99Raps 264 指標 1小時前
I swear LeBron has 100 different FT shooting forms. I don't know if it's a mental thing or form thing or a bit of both. Probably the only glaring weakness in his game currently.
猛龙球迷：詹姆斯的罚篮手型怕是有100种。不知道是心理问题还是手型问题，或者是两者都有。也许这是他目前唯一显眼的短板。
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[–][POR] Damian Lillard kikisnail 107 指標 1小時前
Charles Barkley speaking it into existence
开拓者球迷：巴克利这大嘴真开光了啊
[–]Trail Blazers Allen_Crabbe 1732 指標 1小時前
FUCK YOUR SWEEP
开拓者球迷：去尼玛的横扫！！！
[–][OKC] Steven Adams DeadDay 140 指標 1小時前
PUT AWAY THE BROOMS BOIS
雷霆球迷：把扫帚扔掉，娃儿们！！！
[–]Nuggets mgahan 751 指標 1小時前
Oh there might still be a sweep
掘金球迷：咦，也许还会是横扫哦
[–][POR] Gary Trent Jr. ContraCoke 405 指標 1小時前
Maybe y’all Nuggets fans aren’t that bad after all
开拓者球迷：看来你们掘金球迷也没那么欠
[–]Huskiesi Destr0ya 227 指標 1小時前
Blazers in 4?
开拓者4场解决？
[–][DAL] Wang Zhizhi suzukigun4life 85 指標 1小時前
Fuck it, subscribe
王治郅球迷：去球，安排了！
[–]Trail Blazers black-op345 129 指標 1小時前
Don’t fucking jynx it
开拓者球迷：别瞎JB奶！
[–]Pistons florpala 2084 指標 1小時前
THE ONE SEEDS DIE TONIGHT
活塞球迷：头号种子今晚集体阵亡！
[–][BOS] Jaylen Brown dannyFUCKINGainge 621 指標 1小時前
8TH SEEDS RISE UP!!!
凯尔特人球迷：八号种子雄起！！！
[–]Jazz rgnine 3476 指標 2小時前*
EVERYONE GET IN HERE LMAO
爵士球迷：大家都来集合看戏咯，哈哈哈哈！！！
[–]Trail Blazers JordanLoveHoF 2732 指標 1小時前
HOT TAKES! GET YA HOT TAKES HERE!
开拓者球迷：大胆说！想说啥说啥！
[–]Bulls Riderz__of_Brohan 401 指標 1小時前
Melo best player in the 2003 draft
公牛球迷：甜瓜是03届最强新秀！
[–]But FirstPearlJam 262 指標 1小時前
The Lakers have the worst rotation from 3-8 of every team in the playoffs
湖人阵中第三到第八人在所有季后赛球队中最菜
[–]Trail Blazers irelli 214 指標 1小時前
Hey now, we played Mario Hezonja 12 minutes tonight
开拓者球迷：我们今天可是连海佐尼亚都打了12分钟
[–][BOS] Shaquille O'Neal gda19 68 指標 1小時前
8th seed finals!!!
凯尔特人球迷：八号种子打总决赛！！！
[–][GSW] Klay Thompson chaoism 171 指標 1小時前
i'm okay with it
勇士球迷：我没意见
[–][POR] Brandon Roy NevermoreSEA 149 指標 1小時前
No matter what happens in the next few games, at least we'll always have this thread where everyone will be pouring tons of love on the Blazers. Let's keep it going though.
开拓者球迷：不管接下来几场结果怎样，至少咱能一直留着这个大家对开拓者倾注爱意的帖子。继续前进！
[–][NOP] Peja Stojakovic CuriousWhoDat 4055 指標 1小時前
AD gotta quit being soft and play the 5
Dame is unreal.
鹈鹕球迷：戴维斯真不能这么软了，他得打5
利拉德真变态
[–]JacobMoses8 1413 指標 1小時前
Seriously and bench mcgee. Lebron definitely needs ad at the 5 more. He’s not being aggressive enough at the rim.
还真是，湖人要让麦基替补。詹姆斯肯定是需要戴维斯更多打五号位的，他现在在篮下侵略性不够
[–]badjaws 1178 指標 1小時前
Its so sad seeing POR send multiple guys every time Lebron drives in order to pack the paint because no one on LAL cant hit an open 3
Fucking pathetic
看着挺难过的，詹姆斯一往里突开拓者就多人收缩内线，因为湖人没人能进空位三分。真特么惨
[–]Pelicans AnotherStatsGuy 505 指標 1小時前
The Pelicans threw 60 M/4 years pre spike at Asik and Ajinca. That should tell you how much AD doesn't want to play the 5.
鹈鹕球迷：我鹈鹕当初连阿西克和阿金萨这种都开了4年6000万。你想想，戴维斯是有多么地不想打五号位。
[–]Spurs Sirderksalot 3247 指標 1小時前
AD is an incredible player but he is, without a doubt, the least aggressive superstar I've ever watched. Doesn't seem to have any interest going to the hole unless it's in transition.
马刺球迷：戴维斯确实很厉害，但他是我见过攻击性最弱的超巨，这是毋庸置疑的。除非是攻防转换，不然的话，貌似他压根就没兴趣往篮下打。
[–]can_wien07 109 指標 1小時前
How many times have we said this that maybe we should accept this is who he is
这种话还要说多少次才信呢，也许咱们应该接受戴维斯就是这个样。
[–]NBA proshai_livushka 546 指標 1小時前
He’s the softest superstar in the league and everyone acts like he’s some post-up god who’ll drop 40 if a 7 foot center isn’t on the court at all times.
他是联盟最软的超巨，居然还有人以为要是对手7尺大个不在场，他就能低位背打爆砍40分。
[–][POR] Brandon Roy NevermoreSEA 328 指標 1小時前
He was surviving off of fouls during that first half. I can't deny that he's an incredible player, but he didn't look dominant tonight.
开拓者球迷：戴维斯上半场犯规没被多吹真的侥幸。我不否认他很强，可他今晚没有统治力
[–]Trail Blazers irelli 195 指標 1小時前
The entire game lol. He arched his back every single shot hoping for a foul
开拓者球迷：整场比赛都是啊，哈哈。每次出手都弓着背想蹭犯规。
[–]Warriors thatlonelyasianguy 269 指標 1小時前
He got bullied in the paint all game when Dwight was out. Not a good look
勇士球迷：霍华德一下去他就在内线被欺负。面子挂不住哦
[–]Celtics LarryBirdsGrundle 392 指標 1小時前
tbf Nurkic and Whiteside are no joke.
凯尔特人球迷：说真的，努尔基奇和怀特塞德可不是吃素的
[–][BOS] Shaquille O'Neal gda19 1768 指標 1小時前
Gotta show some love for Whiteside. He has been amazing
凯尔特人球迷：必须得把白边当回事，他很有实力的
[–]Warriors thatlonelyasianguy 173 指標 1小時前
Ferreal. People were shitting on Whiteside too, dude is a legit defender. Still can’t shoot worth shit though
勇士球迷：那倒是。很多人之前也没少喷白边，这哥们儿防守还不错的。不过关键出手还是拉胯
[–][OKC] Steven Adams Wes___Mantooth 734 指標 1小時前
That block on LeBron was nasty
雷霆球迷：给老詹的那个帽挺变态的
[–]Tangerine Chicken 286 指標 1小時前
And then right after Dame hit that bomb. I think that sequence killed any momentum the Lakers had
然后立马给利拉德来了个远程发炮。我觉得就是这个回合扼杀了湖人的势头
[–]West vapianonuts24 215 指標 1小時前
Contract year whiteside?
合同年白边？
[–]Knicks HokageEzio 116 指標 1小時前
Undefeated.
尼克斯球迷：无敌
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[–]Raptors Kizz3r 429 指標 1小時前
We finally have the answer to the age old question- whats worse the lakers offence or the blazers defence?
猛龙球迷：这个老生常谈的问题终于有答案了——湖人的进攻和开拓者的防守，谁更菜？
[–]Clippers ElectricalLos 229 指標 2小時前
Blazer held the Lakers below 100 points, just like everyone expected.
快船球迷：开拓者将湖人得分限制在100以内，正如你我所预料==
[–][GSW] JaVale McGee SharkBaitDLS 101 指標 1小時前
Let’s be real, the Lakers held themselves below 100 points. Absolutely weak offensive effort from them.
勇士球迷：实事求是地讲，是湖人自己限制自己。他们今天进攻稀烂
[–]Lakers Vindicare605 97 指標 1小時前
Keeping it close going into the 4th is never going to be enough against Dame time. The bubble games have proven that without a shadow of a doubt.
The Lakers need to stop coming out so fucking flat and pathetic in the start of games. The bubble games have proven that too.
Make some adjustments Vogel. On to game two.
湖人球迷：进入第四节还没拉开分差的话，那是不够利拉德时间玩儿的。之前的复赛已经印证了这一点。
我湖真不能再特么这么慢热了，参见之前的复赛。
做些临场布置吧，沃格尔。
[–]Lakers Palifaith 3452 指標 1小時前
They might rename our franchise to the LA Fitness if we keep playing like this.
湖人球迷：要是我湖再这么打，那不如改名叫洛杉矶健身会所。
[–][LAL] Samaki Walker dontfuckwithtakka 1033 指標 1小時前
lmaooooo KCP playing like me out there
湖人球迷：哈哈哈哈，波普今天打得蛮像我的
[–]Lakers squables- 167 指標 1小時前
KCP played today? I didnt even notice.
湖人球迷：波普上场了吗？我没注意到啊
[–]Cryptic Galaxy 27 指標 2小時前
"What is that Chuck?"
"...A triple single."
“巴克利，那人是谁啊？”
“三单先生……”
[–]frankiepaco 78 指標 2小時前
He's #1 in my heart
他是我心中的一号
[–]Lakers The_Average_Joes 78 指標 2小時前
binary mamba striking again. amazing.
湖人球迷：二进制曼巴回来咯，了不起
[–]Lakers hashoa6 269 指標 2小時前
That fact Dion only played less than 1 minute pisses me off
湖人球迷：维特斯上场不到一分钟才让我火大呢
[–]Lakers Lunar_Melody 184 指標 1小時前
This is like the 6th game in a row we've played like trash. I don't know why everyone is so surprised. If you've been watching the Lakers in the bubble, you know we've been hot ass the whole time. I love my team but God damn, without Lebron we're steaming dookie.
湖人球迷：这已经是我湖连续第六场表现稀烂了。不懂为啥有人还大惊小怪的。要是你看了我湖复赛后的球，你就知道我们一直拉稀。我爱我湖，可要是没有老詹，我们就是热翔。
[–]Bucks RenDabs 193 指標 1小時前
They had a chance at the end if they played the foul game but they just gave up
雄鹿球迷：你湖最后明明还有机会可以犯规的，但是球员们放弃了
[–][BOS] James Young walterdog12 2899 指標 1小時前
Lakers legit gave up with 45 seconds left down 5 for no fucking reason, lmfao.
凯尔特人球迷：湖人最后45秒落后5分，特么居然莫名其妙地投降了，哈哈哈哈
[–]76ers Incepticons 1005 指標 1小時前
bro what the fuck i felt like I was missing something, just completely stopped playing defense for some reason
76人球迷：我尼玛当时还以为看错了，湖人不知为啥直接放弃了防守
[–]Mavericks VanWesley 67 指標 1小時前
I thought there was a timeout or foul or something. Nope. Just straight up gg'd out.
独行侠球迷：我还以为他们会叫暂停或者犯规。并没有，就是直接躺直
[–]Trail Blazers MrPoopyButthole1984 136 指標 1小時前
yeah they all started to walk to the bench...its only a 2 possession game haha. We beat the spirit out of them with those 3s haha
开拓者球迷：是啊，湖人球员当时都开始往替补席走了……这也就两回合的球吧。我们那些三分把他们魂都打掉了，哈哈哈
[–]Clippers swareonmemum 157 指標 1小時前
Seriously. The game was not over by any means(considering LBJ and AD superstar power). And why didn't Vogel call his timeout earlier??? He called it with like 15 seconds left in 4th....
快船球迷：还真是，当时比赛绝对还没结束。沃格尔为啥不早点叫暂停呢？？居然在只剩15秒时才叫……
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编译：云长刮个痧